Would you?

[IMaDick]

I could be the deciding vote. You should be nicer to me, Dick.

Do you want me to lie to you? That would be a completely disrespectful thing for me to do.

that's what is wrong with the world today honesty is frowned on, lying and cheating is the new badge of honor.

[HairOfTheDog]

I could be the deciding vote. You should be nicer to me, Dick.

Do you want me to lie to you? That would be a completely disrespectful thing for me to do.

that's what is wrong with the world today honesty is frowned on, lying and cheating is the new badge of honor.

Nah, don't lie to me, I hate that shit.

Instead, reach deep inside yourself and tell me something nice that you really mean - bet you can. It's down to me and aussie. aussiefriend and HairOfTheDog control whether or not you are considered fuckable. Think about it.

[IMaDick]

I could be the deciding vote. You should be nicer to me, Dick.

Do you want me to lie to you? That would be a completely disrespectful thing for me to do.

that's what is wrong with the world today honesty is frowned on, lying and cheating is the new badge of honor.

Nah, don't lie to me, I hate that shit.

Instead, reach deep inside yourself and tell me something nice that you really mean - bet you can. It's down to me and aussie. aussiefriend and HairOfTheDog control whether or not you are considered fuckable. Think about it.

I was the one that first called you Hot D.

I will have to go brush before I go on, I still have the taste of Usernames perfume in my mouth from earlier when I was kissing her neck and shoulders.

[HairOfTheDog]

Thanks, Dick. I appreciate the fact that you're no horseshit. So, you'll appreciate the same in return.

I take my critical deciding vote seriously; will be honest and fair.

So, to help me to decide, please extrapolate. When you finish with username, will you be brushing your teeth, your scalp hair, your back hair, or hair growing elsewhere? This could be helpful in my decision-making process; possibly helpful for aussie too (though I sense that she may already be decided and unswayable). TIA!

[IMaDick]

I don't have hair on my back.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't have hair on my back.

That piece of honesty works in your favor. A little man back hair is fine; none is just as good.

Still undecided though. PRETENDING THAT YOU AREN'T IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP (cuz that's an automatic "unfuckable"), are you one of those guys who feels that more than a mouthful (in terms of breasts) is too much? I've seen this claim made on line, but I've never once heard such bigotry personally. Could be because it's hard to talk with your mouth more than full though. Tell me the truth.

[IMaDick]

My only preference really is that they be real, I don't care for implants.

small and hard is nice, medium sized and hard is nice, large and saggy I'm not so much into.

Of course you have decided that what attracts me in the first place is the breasts, which isn't entirely accurate.

Not that I don't notice but really they are only a part of the package and I would rather be with a little less atractive woman that I'm compatable with than a beauty that I can't stand to hear talk or see walk or that is so small and self centered that she can't be real ever.

[Cracker]

none said no.

Did you read the thread? Someone said they would rather eat cat shit than let you touch them.

That's a pretty strong "NO."

[HairOfTheDog]

My only preference really is that they be real, I don't care for implants.

small and hard is nice, medium sized and hard is nice, large and saggy I'm not so much into.

Of course you have decided that what attracts me in the first place is the breasts, which isn't entirely accurate.

Not that I don't notice but really they are only a part of the package and I would rather be with a little less atractive woman that I'm compatable with than a beauty that I can't stand to hear talk or see walk or that is so small and self centered that she can't be real ever.

Well, you won me over. ASSUMING YOU AND I WERE BOTH AVAILABLE, with enough alcohol, a pit fire, you playing guitar and schooling me on the Constitution, you agreeing to play Black Crowes "She Talks to Angels" while I sing and sway (shaddup Maggot, it's a good song!), you refraining from telling me that Ducatis are for wannabes, I'd deem you "fuckable" for a Springtime. Eventually, your closemindedness (or my "liberalness" from your point of view) would prompt an amicable romantic separation, but a lifelong friendship would ensue, I suspect. Since we'll never actually meet in real life, you're just a dick and I'm just a dog. Perfect.

Btw, I didn't assume you were breast-oriented, you never indicated such. MS is the honest hooter man. I'd just seen the "more than a mouthful" line from others on-line, but never once had it held against me () IRL and wanted an honest male opinion. I'm admittedly a little top heavy, but all real and not so large as to be saggy (yet). I agree; sexy is more about the real compatabilities and friction than superficial beauty.

In the spirit of this honest male/female exchange we've got goin' on, I'll admit that size absolutley matters when it comes to male stuff, to me. I'd love to say that I'm less superficial than most women in that regard, but that would be a lie. Less than a mouthful would be a deal breaker, for me. It's not fair, but it's true.

Okay, HOTD votes "fuckable" for Dick.

My friend aussie, what say you? You could be the victory vote for Dick or you could force a tie-breakin' bid. You have the power!

[aussiefriend]

There is something wrong with this poll. It says I have voted. Which I have, but it has not been counted, sort of similar to that voting system you have over there in the US.

My vote is private, I am not saying which way I am voting. I would rather not say whether it is left or right or whether moral issues are the deciding factor.

Back to you HoTD.

[HairOfTheDog]

There is something wrong with this poll. It says I have voted. Which I have, but it has not been counted, sort of similar to that voting system you have over there in the US.

My vote is private, I am not saying which way I am voting. I would rather not say whether it is left or right or whether moral issues are the deciding factor.

Back to you HoTD.

Okay, my friend, aussie. I'll (very glady, btw) buy you two drinks and karaoke to Madonna with you any ole' time, here in the US or in your neck of the woods. To sweeten the pot, I'll even attend a Joel Osteen speaking engagement with you. Spit it out, Ms. Private. What say you about Dick's fuckability? I'm guessin' "nay" and you certainly don't have to cast your vote publicly, but why the hell not?

[aussiefriend]

Gosh you are very good at persuading. My ass is planted firmly on the fence and that is where it's staying.

We need a picture of you with Joel afterwards uploaded here in Mock.

[HairOfTheDog]

Gosh you are very good at persuading. My ass is planted firmly on the fence and that is where it's staying.

We need a picture of you with Joel afterwards uploaded here in Mock.

Touche, fence sitter.

Just saw that Cracker has tallied at least one official "nay", so Dick's in limbo at present. The drama of it all. On the edge of my seat...

[ZEROSPHERES]

I could be the deciding vote.

Could this help you decide?

[HairOfTheDog]

'ZEROSPHERES' posted: Could this help you decide?

Too young and way too much tongue, Zero. I like kissing, alot. That tongue scares me. Plus, I voted in favor of Dick already, given very reasonable compatability conditions. Knowing Dick, he'll buck the conditions. Feisty fucker...

[pspence]

well no, but in the spirit of the season i'll take Dick's nuts roasting on an open fire~~

Priceless

[pspence]

I hate to say it, but I bet some of the overweight menopausal members here would fuck him. A few of them do whatever they can to get his attention, even if it is negative attention.

Sorry, Dick, you don't pull the good strange anymore...

On behalf of women everywhere who are:

chubby

but still adorable ...(in their hearts anyway)...

not menopausal but post and proud of it (cracker dear, i have this terrible feeling you are going to have a rough time with this- ill be happy to send you my books to help prepare you. If not for you dear but for your loved ones)

can even still get titilated on occasions (we ain't f&@! dead yet ).

To answer the poll... ummmm....

"I'm happily married (and therefore wouldn't be with any other man) but if i wasnt and Dick wasnt married and he looked like anything other than the guy roasting his nuts in the pic (that's the funniest thing I've ever seen) ...and Dick was well groomed (gross could never be with someone who didn't floss or didnt clip those stray nose and ear hairs and we were anywhere within the 10 year age range either way ...and he was an older fart too and after a meal in a very nice restaurant with some expensive wine....ummmm ....i would say ....yes ....probably yes, in a GI minute!

Cracker dear, yes talking about sex like everything else should be in balance...and older chicks talking about sexuality topics can go over the line of grossness in a second...but dear, not being able to tolerate any mention at all...do we have some rigid/frigid issues? ". Do we need to get a sense of humor?

[crash]

Oh dear, this won't end well...

[Ma Huang Sor]

I hate to say it, but I bet some of the overweight menopausal members here would fuck him. A few of them do whatever they can to get his attention, even if it is negative attention.

Sorry, Dick, you don't pull the good strange anymore...

On behalf of women everywhere who are:

chubby

but still adorable ...(in their hearts anyway)...

not menopausal but post and proud of it (cracker dear, i have this terrible feeling you are going to have a rough time with this- ill be happy to send you my books to help prepare you. If not for you dear but for your loved ones)

can even still get titilated on occasions (we ain't f&@! dead yet ).

To answer the poll... ummmm....

"I'm happily married (and therefore wouldn't be with any other man) but if i wasnt and Dick wasnt married and he looked like anything other than the guy roasting his nuts in the pic (that's the funniest thing I've ever seen) ...and Dick was well groomed (gross could never be with someone who didn't floss or didnt clip those stray nose and ear hairs and we were anywhere within the 10 year age range either way ...and he was an older fart too and after a meal in a very nice restaurant with some expensive wine....ummmm ....i would say ....yes ....probably yes, in a GI minute!

Cracker dear, yes talking about sex like everything else should be in balance...and older chicks talking about sexuality topics can go over the line of grossness in a second...but dear, not being able to tolerate any mention at all...do we have some rigid/frigid issues? ". Do we need to get a sense of humor?

Sounds like a good date. All you need is lub(e).

[ZEROSPHERES]

Priceless

It's a little windy so he has to move around to catch the heat from the darting flames