why are you a dork?

[Midwest Spy]

What other movies do you cry at & I'll switch back & forth, missy spy.

I watched 'Gladiator' last night. Normally, I shed a tear or two at the end, but last night, I couldn't. I was waiting for the waterworks, but they didn't happen.

WTF?

[sally]

I found a good word search for Ramsey.

Ramsey


R D J D G Y P B I E B U H J K
E E E A I Y Z M E J K O O Q L
Y T S D W P S U L J T H B A F
O C H O R D S D Q C Q Q P E M
A T L T L A P H H H P Q F D G
H S M R U U T O I G B X W Y N
G R W O U P C E X T H H F A S
N H J T L O N P R E N V K X T
I X X M L I D K K D W A W T U
A L H A D C A A Z C U T L Q P
R N T I E Z C A S S H O L E I
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ASSHOLE
DIPSHIT
DOPE
DUMB
HOTCHOCOLATE
IDIOT
KNUCKLEHEAD
LOSER
MORON
RETARDED
RICECAKE
SLOW
STUPID
WETBRAIN

[Cracker]

I see "cunk" but I wasn't sure if it was a typo or not.

[username]

I see "cunk" but I wasn't sure if it was a typo or not.

Ho is in there too.

[username]

She's dumb as a box of rocks.

Says the mental giant who uses tired, worn-out expressions.

Baloney-Pony?

Please don't let this mental-giant make you his mental-midget.

No!!! "Dumb as a box of rocks" (that expression I quoted up there ^^). Jesus, I win already.

You used 'expressions', plural. I was giving you 'box of rocks' already, and was going back in time to think of another nugget that had stuck in your craw.

BTW, you wanna know why I'm such a dork, beyond all the other obvious reasons?

"Wanna see you with it, 'sho could treat your right. Give me just a minute of your time tonight. We both are here to have big fun. So LET IT WHIP!"

Name that 1-Hit wonder from the '80's with the 1 token white guy!!

Well the name is in ur post dumbass. Let it Whip, dazz band.

[sally]

I thought I saw group sex for a second, but I lost it.

[Maggot]

I thought I saw group sex for a second, but I lost it.

I thought baloney pony would keep me out but..........

[Duchess]

I saw asshole.

[username]

I thought I saw group sex for a second, but I lost it.

Grwoupcex.

[Midwest Spy]

Well the name is in ur post dumbass. Let it Whip, dazz band.

Thanks for humoring me. I was looking for the name of the group.

Every time I hear that one, I gotta move.

[Midwest Spy]

Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?

Can the child within my heart rise above?

Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?

Can I handle the seasons of my life?

Mmm-hhh, mmm-hhh, I don't know.

(All pertinent questions as we move into our later years).

[sally]

I thought I saw group sex for a second, but I lost it.

Grwoupcex.

I think thats how Elmer Fudd would say it, or Ramsey too for that matter. So I guess it makes sense.

[Cracker]

Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?

Can the child within my heart rise above?

Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?

Can I handle the seasons of my life?

Mmm-hhh, mmm-hhh, I don't know.

(All pertinent questions as we move into our later years).

There are two versions of this, right? Stevie Nicks (funeral song for my dad, thanks for the bad memory), called "Changes" maybe? Something like that.

[Cracker]

Landslide, I remember now. Asshole.

[Midwest Spy]

Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?

Can the child within my heart rise above?

Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?

Can I handle the seasons of my life?

Mmm-hhh, mmm-hhh, I don't know.

(All pertinent questions as we move into our later years).

There are two versions of this, right? Stevie Nicks (funeral song for my dad, thanks for the bad memory), called "Changes" maybe? Something like that.

Landslide. Sorry about the coincidence with your dad.

[username]

(All pertinent questions as we move into our later years).

Male menopause on Mock.

[Midwest Spy]

Johnny's daddy was takin' him fishing when he was 8 years old.

A little girl came through the front gate, holding a fishing pole.

His dad looked down and smiled, and said, 'we can't leave her behind'.

Son, I know you don't want her to go, but someday you'll change your mind.

And Johnny said, 'take Jimmy Johnson, take Tommy Thompson, take my best friend Bo. Take anybody that you want as long as she don't go. Take any boy in the world, daddy please, don't take the girl.'

Classic.

[Cracker]

Don't take the girl. Some country guy.

[ramseycat]

What adult does word searches? Jesus Christ that is fucking mindless. Somebody teach the dumb one how to do Sudoku.

I do. I find them relaxing when I am stressed out from work, or the kids, or from worrying about my brother. I also read a lot. Sometimes I don't feel like reading. I like that fact that word searches don't require a lot of concentration and I can work through my thoughts. So fuck ya'll. I like word searches.

I also love a new vacuum. I love to vacuum. I love that the house looks nice and clean after I clean the floors. And nothing works better than a new vacuum right outta the box. So fuck ya'll. I like to vacuum and I like my floors clean.

[Maggot]

Well Amos Moses was a Cajun
he lived by himself in the swamp
He hunted alligator for a livin'
just knock 'em in the head with a stump
The Louisiana law gonna get you, Amos
It ain't legal huntin' alligator
down in the swamp, boy

Well everybody blamed his old man
for makin' him mean as a snake
When Amos Moses was a boy
his Daddy would use his
for alligator bait
Tie a rope around his waist
and throw him in the swamp

About forty-five minutes southeast
of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a man called Doc Milsap
and his pretty wife Hanna
Well, they raised up a son who
could eat up his weight in groceries
Named him after a man of the cloth
called him Amos Moses

Now all the folks around south Louisiana
said Amos was a hell of a man
He could trap the biggest
the meanest alligator
and just use one hand
That's all he got left
cuz the alligator bit it
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow

Well the Sheriff got wind that Amos
was in the swamp tracking alligator skin
So he snuck in the swamp
gonna get the boy
but he never come out again
Well, I wonder where the
Louisiana Sheriff went to?
You can sure get lost
in the Louisiana Bayou

About forty-five minutes
southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a cat called Doc Milsap
and his pretty wife Hanna
Well, they raised up a son who
could eat up his weight in groceries
Named him after a man of the cloth
called him Amos Moses

Set out on 'em Amos
Make it count, Son

About forty-five minutes
southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana...


Amos moses for president!!!!!!