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Sphincter Cop!
Happy Holidays to you also!
Many missed you on Mock!
Sorry about your darling pet!
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Sorry to hear about your pet passing this morning SC.
Please hurry back when your schedule lightens up...you are missed on here.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your Family.
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(12-23-2011, 02:28 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker:
Where is Sphincter Cop? I miss him.
he's been working a lot of OT.
and sadly this morning he found his dog Miranda had passed away. :(
The dog would have my name, wouldn't it. That's ok. I bet the doggy was beautiful/handsome. RIP pup. I know that hurt his heart. Sorry for your loss, Sphincter.
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Just kidding, SC. I hope that made you laugh a tiny bit. Sorry about your dog--that's sad.
I want to take this opportunity to wish Cracker a very happy Kwanzaa and a blessed new year.
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Are you gonna keep the puppy chow, or throw it away?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah all about the same to Cracker. Easter, too.
At least I know Kwanzaa doesn't start until the day after Christmas and was born of the Civil Rights era. You can't say my ideals were born of ignorance... (Smilies makes things better, right?)
Jesus will love all the presents I got Him. Oh, wait, what? They aren't for Him? Then He'll love the ham. What? Really? He was Jewish and didn't eat ham? Well, I'm sure He thinks my tree is pretty. No way! It's a pagan tradition? Nevermind, Jesus was born in August, anyway...
Enjoy your Christian holiday that has nothing to do with your Savior. I'm sure He appreciates the thought.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Does anybody know what size Jesus wears? I am going to spend my bill money and gas money to go get him a pair of Jordan's...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(12-24-2011, 01:00 PM)Cracker Wrote: Does anybody know what size Jesus wears? I am going to spend my bill money and gas money to go get him a pair of Jordan's...
use the money to buy yourself a new hat, a 2.5 should fit you loose.
Satan is in control of the world system, if you have any questions just ask, but I think he wears prada.
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(12-24-2011, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I think he wears prada.
You're absolutely right, the Devil does indeed wear Prada.
I'm astounded you're fashion conscience. Whoa.
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(12-24-2011, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Satan is in control of the world system, if you have any questions just ask, but I think he wears prada.
Is that why you are cooking him in the pits of hell today to feed to your family and friends?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(12-24-2011, 01:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: (12-24-2011, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Satan is in control of the world system, if you have any questions just ask, but I think he wears prada.
Is that why you are cooking him in the pits of hell today to feed to your family and friends?
another bullshit tale of crap you have fallen for, Lucifer is not ugly.
make that hat 1.5 and wear a head band under it.
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Merry Christmas, Dick. Can you please post a pic of a plate of goat meat? Is it red meat or meat like a pig (light and dark)?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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It looks exactly like deer meat, they are cousins kinda like you and OP.
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Okay, I get it now. Goat: for men who can't hunt worth a shit. hahaha
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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