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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
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08-03-2012, 11:29 PM
Damn, a person can't even say they accidentally killed a rabbit around here without getting the 3rd degree. This place truly sucks.
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08-03-2012, 11:37 PM
Oh stfu. God saved your rabbit.
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08-03-2012, 11:51 PM
hah
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08-04-2012, 12:43 AM
Heard He really did a number on her beaver though.
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08-04-2012, 12:57 AM
(08-03-2012, 11:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 10:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Its ok. I'm sorry about the fuckyou smilie. I was in a rush posting before I went to the local "imaginary" carnival tonight.

Thanks, Clang. I understand; I get excited about the carnival too.

Bring home any goldfish? I can't leave a carnival without having wasted at least $10 to win a goldfish in a ziplock. It just wouldn't feel right.

No,I can barely take care of myself, I'd end up killing that goldfish only slightly better than the rabbit.

The local high school jazz band and local band(Hooville Homebrew) was good anyway. It was too expensive for the rides($25 wristband for unlimited rides) and the games. I did spend a whole $2 for some prizes at the Silent Auction. I don't think they'll do the drawing for it until tommorrow night though. I'll miss the second night because I have to attend my "imaginary" nephew's 5th birthday party. That's where I'll "pretend" to be from about 2PM to 8-9PM.Smiley_emoticons_smile
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08-04-2012, 01:01 AM
(08-03-2012, 11:02 PM)Riotgear Wrote: It's the sound of Clang beating his trashcan lid.

Its also the sound of Riotgear beating his wife and kids.
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08-04-2012, 01:02 AM
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08-04-2012, 01:03 AM
(08-03-2012, 11:29 PM)sally Wrote: Damn, a person can't even say they accidentally killed a rabbit around here without getting the 3rd degree. This place truly sucks.

Amen.
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08-04-2012, 01:41 AM
(08-04-2012, 01:01 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 11:02 PM)Riotgear Wrote: It's the sound of Clang beating his trashcan lid.

Its also the sound of Riotgear beating his wife and kids.

Sounding a little butthurt there fella.
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08-04-2012, 02:12 AM
(08-04-2012, 01:41 AM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-04-2012, 01:01 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 11:02 PM)Riotgear Wrote: It's the sound of Clang beating his trashcan lid.

Its also the sound of Riotgear beating his wife and kids.

Sounding a little butthurt there fella.

Who, me?Blowing-kisses
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08-04-2012, 08:33 AM


Oh Gawd, I hope I don't go to hell in a handbasket.
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08-04-2012, 08:42 AM
Because of what you are thinking right now?
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08-04-2012, 08:48 AM


Kinda, yes. I'm deliberately trying to provoke someone but he refuses to cooperate by biting back.
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08-04-2012, 09:16 AM
(08-03-2012, 09:10 PM)sally Wrote: Trust me, those fools are working off our dime, they'll come out for a dead frog. I just had them at my house the other day because the elementry school complained that someone was throwing dog shit over the fence into the special area section. It's my 14 year old son's job to pick up the dog poop and him and his little Chinese friend must of thought it was real funny to throw it in the school yard.

I know those "fools" in our area and theyre on the whole dedicated and bust their ass often in dangerous situations on meager wages and they freakin hate it when dumb asses (no offense clang Blowing-kisseshah) want them to come out for rediculous crap Beat_deadhorse
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08-04-2012, 09:19 AM
(08-03-2012, 10:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I heard the Jews have a vested interest in maintaining antisemitism (no hyphen as that'd imply there's a pro semitism. Look it up) because without it they'd have to play on a level field.

That's absurd. We should all take lessons from their work ethic and how they take care of their own, never belly ache...they're amazing.
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08-04-2012, 09:26 AM
(08-03-2012, 10:54 PM)sally Wrote: How can anyone not like Clang, the guy is fucking great. If what he says is true then you just want to bring him in the house and hope he doesn't skid his ass across the carpet, if it's not true then he's really funny. It's a win win.

You are hilarious ol' Sally girl...it's true tho clang...part of us chicks want to nurture and guide you cause you are a sweetheart but another part wants to kick your lazy ass to the curb and say get your shit together, get a job, your own place and then i promise you'll get laid sweetieBlowing-kisses
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08-04-2012, 09:30 AM
(08-03-2012, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 09:10 PM)sally Wrote: Trust me, those fools are working off our dime, they'll come out for a dead frog. I just had them at my house the other day because the elementry school complained that someone was throwing dog shit over the fence into the special area section. It's my 14 year old son's job to pick up the dog poop and him and his little Chinese friend must of thought it was real funny to throw it in the school yard.

I live in a small town, the dead rabbit was big news...made the front page of the local paper.

Now clang...I was really believing you buddy until now I'm jumping ship...or it must have not only been a slow news day but one that came to a screeching halt...either that or the local paper must have been your blocks newsletter...or both.
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08-04-2012, 09:32 AM
(08-03-2012, 11:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 10:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Its ok. I'm sorry about the fuckyou smilie. I was in a rush posting before I went to the local "imaginary" carnival tonight.

Thanks, Clang. I understand; I get excited about the carnival too.

Bring home any goldfish? I can't leave a carnival without having wasted at least $10 to win a goldfish in a ziplock. It just wouldn't feel right.

I sneak in extra ping pong balls
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08-04-2012, 12:16 PM
(08-03-2012, 10:54 PM)sally Wrote: How can anyone not like Clang, the guy is fucking great. If what he says is true then you just want to bring him in the house and hope he doesn't skid his ass across the carpet, if it's not true then he's really funny. It's a win win.
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(08-04-2012, 09:26 AM)pspence Wrote: You are hilarious ol' Sally girl...it's true tho clang...part of us chicks want to nurture and guide you cause you are a sweetheart but another part wants to kick your lazy ass to the curb and say get your shit together, get a job, your own place and then i promise you'll get laid sweetieBlowing-kisses

Yeah I know...can't help it I'm a guy...its easier to take the easy route(which is slower and harder), than to take the harder route(which is just plain hard work and little to no fun). Life would be easier if I was female.

(08-04-2012, 09:30 AM)pspence Wrote: Now clang...I was really believing you buddy until now I'm jumping ship...or it must have not only been a slow news day but one that came to a screeching halt...either that or the local paper must have been your blocks newsletter...or both.

I was teasing/mocking about that. Small town humor.
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08-04-2012, 01:21 PM
(08-04-2012, 09:19 AM)pspence Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 10:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I heard the Jews have a vested interest in maintaining antisemitism (no hyphen as that'd imply there's a pro semitism. Look it up) because without it they'd have to play on a level field.

That's absurd. We should all take lessons from their work ethic and how they take care of their own, never belly ache...they're amazing.

Never belly ache???

ROTFLMFAO! OH THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!

Thanks for the great morning laugh!
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