the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Adub]

I like math. But, I feel that I am missing some information. My answer is "d" none of the above.

[HairOfTheDog]

Give us the right answer, Adub. I like to learn...

[username]

I think the difference might be a group policy vs. an individual policy.

[Maggot]

I an paying 40% of 17,888.00 but I still think thats alot. HOTD is probably paying the entire amount. I can see companies paying less of the split in the future. Sorry for any confusion.

[HairOfTheDog]

I misinterpreted your post, Maggot; my error. Adub got me doin' some multiplication with decimal points and everything though; good little exercise.

I do pay for my own policy 100% and half of my employees' policies (which is a different plan based on hours worked for the payroll period).

[Duchess]

I did everything but strip in order to get into this bank. I'm the only person in here, there are a half dozen employees walking around and they are still making me wait. Jeezus.

[Maggot]

I almost posted this someplace. Kinda glad I waited.

And here I am worried that my hot glue looked like splunge after doing a bunch of Christmas wreaths. I forgot my glue sticks in the can that was near the window so they got a little yellow and it came out looking like tapioca when I was gluing bells and pine cones on them.
It brought me back to a happier time when I orgasmed in my basketball uniform in grade school during an all day tournament. Granted I was young and a bit reckless but let me say THAT was a surprize!! Ever since then when I get touched by a piece of satin, its like a bolt of lightning gets run up my spine.


This is what Mock does to a person.

[Duchess]

That's a good thing, right?

[Maggot]

That's a good thing, right?

I think considering it was a church thing my mom is involved in down in Fla. They were doing wreaths and I had sent a big box filled with tree branches. She would K I L L me. She knows I hate that churchy shit though. If I was there I would have them toking on the piaza. I'm good with the bluehairs like that.

[crash]

Why do they do that?

I'm getting old
my hair is turning silver
what will I do?
I know! Dye it purple, nobody will ever notice...

[Maggot]

No shit! My Memere stuck powder in her hair for some ungodawful reason.

Good to see you Crash. Weren't you in the mining business? Hows that going? The professor was looking at jobs in OZ. Hows the tinknockers doing? I really should check it out.

[crash]

It's slowing down a bit...you can't have two major economies on the globe on their knees and expect the demand in China to keep growing like your mother inlaw's ass. It'll survive though, people need the shit we dig up.

the tintappers are doing it ok over here. Major skills shortage. Just about anyone with a trade can get work for good money if they want it.

[Duchess]

Memere

Reading that word brought back such a nice memory.

[Eat Shit And Die]

It's slowing down a bit...you can't have two major economies on the globe on their knees and expect the demand in China to keep growing like your mother inlaw's ass. It'll survive though, people need the shit we dig up.

the tintappers are doing it ok over here. Major skills shortage. Just about anyone with a trade can get work for good money if they want it.

Its a good salary working the mines in the west, how long you been doing it crash?

[Duchess]

I can't read about the puppy. It's upsetting simply reading the title. Wah.

[Eat Shit And Die]

yeah...

[username]

I'm at CVS to get a flu shot and it's taking forever! Just shoot me up already, dammit.

[ramseycat]

Come her User, I'll shoot you.

[username]

Come her User, I'll shoot you.

THREAT!!! THREAT!!!











j/k. It took about 45 minutes but I got it done. I don't wanna get the flu.

[crash]

It's cherry season and not far from where I live is a big cherry growing area. I pulled up at a roadside stall and they had the freshest, biggest red cherries I've ever seen, picked that morning. I came home with a 5 kilo box and a couple of cherry pies.

My poo is starting to get a distinctive red colour. I think I'm ODing...