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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
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06-22-2012, 12:27 PM
(06-22-2012, 12:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-22-2012, 12:16 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: At the eye doctor with my grandma. I suddenly realized I haven't eaten since Wednesday. So now I'm starving.

Wednesday??? Why would you not eat for two days?

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06-22-2012, 12:28 PM
(06-21-2012, 08:20 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I clicked on that, and it confused me even more. Thanks for that Ma. Pretty pictures though.

I think the take is if you believe the Mayan Calendar fortells the end of times, we still have another thirty thousand years or so to go.
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06-22-2012, 12:42 PM
I foget to eat sometimes, especially when I'm really busy. I've been running myself ragged between my kids and my grandparents. Grandma doesn't have a mint :(
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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06-22-2012, 12:45 PM
Taco Bell has a drive through. just sayin..
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06-22-2012, 12:52 PM
I don't even have time for that. Grandma is going to give me some lunch when we get back to her house if I have time.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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06-22-2012, 12:55 PM
(06-22-2012, 12:52 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I don't even have time for that. Grandma is going to give me some lunch when we get back to her house if I have time.

Gma lunch = PB&J, fritos, and milk. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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06-22-2012, 01:43 PM
You know..I have forgotten where I left my keys and cell phone. Have even forgotten my grandmother's maiden name.
Forgot my keys in a locked car.

But it takes a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

Just sayin'
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06-22-2012, 01:44 PM


hah That was pretty good, QB.
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06-22-2012, 01:59 PM
I missed the 10:30 cut-off for egg mcmuffins. 52
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06-22-2012, 02:01 PM


As many as you've eaten you should have known this. 34
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06-22-2012, 02:20 PM
(06-22-2012, 01:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah That was pretty good, QB.

Yes it was. And she is usually so nice too. hah
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06-22-2012, 02:49 PM
(06-22-2012, 01:59 PM)username Wrote: I missed the 10:30 cut-off for egg mcmuffins. 52

Got to Starbucks and get a nice egg white sammy. Or DD. And then stop bitching.
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06-22-2012, 02:56 PM
English muffin and a fucking egg and a slice of cheese, lazy bitch cook that shit at home yourself.
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06-22-2012, 03:16 PM
I'm not feeling the compassion, bitches.

Noah's egg mitt was a poor substitute.
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06-22-2012, 03:17 PM
(06-22-2012, 02:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: English muffin and a fucking egg and a slice of cheese, lazy bitch cook that shit at home yourself.

Criminal!! You forgot the ham!!!
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06-22-2012, 03:19 PM
(06-22-2012, 03:17 PM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2012, 02:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: English muffin and a fucking egg and a slice of cheese, lazy bitch cook that shit at home yourself.

Criminal!! You forgot the ham!!!

I didn't forget the ham I left it out because I care about you.
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06-22-2012, 03:21 PM
(06-22-2012, 03:17 PM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2012, 02:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: English muffin and a fucking egg and a slice of cheese, lazy bitch cook that shit at home yourself.

Criminal!! You forgot the ham!!!

It's not ham. It's canadian bacon on the EM.
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06-22-2012, 03:27 PM
(06-22-2012, 03:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-22-2012, 03:17 PM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2012, 02:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: English muffin and a fucking egg and a slice of cheese, lazy bitch cook that shit at home yourself.

Criminal!! You forgot the ham!!!

It's not ham. It's canadian bacon on the EM.

hah CB is just a style of ham.
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06-22-2012, 03:47 PM
(06-22-2012, 03:27 PM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2012, 03:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-22-2012, 03:17 PM)username Wrote:
(06-22-2012, 02:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: English muffin and a fucking egg and a slice of cheese, lazy bitch cook that shit at home yourself.

Criminal!! You forgot the ham!!!

It's not ham. It's canadian bacon on the EM.

hah CB is just a style of ham.

Call it by it's proper name or don't call it. You are insulting the CB.
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06-22-2012, 04:13 PM
(06-22-2012, 01:43 PM)QueenBee Wrote: You know..I have forgotten where I left my keys and cell phone. Have even forgotten my grandmother's maiden name.
Forgot my keys in a locked car.

But it takes a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

Just sayin'

I alwats forget. I'm just not hungry when I'm super busy. Or I am, but don't pay attention to it because I don't have time to eat. Now I'm home, its after 4, and its time to start dinner, that I don't have time to eat because I'm taking my niece and nephews to the park.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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