the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[username]

I was stuck in traffic earlier, listening to the news when they said "traffic brought to you by Subway".

[LuciferLynn]

I put in for my vacation time last week and was denied today b/c "that week will be busy". It's 3 months away. Grrr....

[ramseycat]

That week will be busy? And they know this already how?

[IMaDick]

That week will be busy? And they know this already how?

Trends, have you ever heard of market research? most companies who are successful know when their busiest time is.

I think you have been retarded too long to be cured.

[LuciferLynn]

That week is NEVER busy. EVER. I heard around the watercooler that the powers that be are planning a little trip out west for that week. Of course, nothing has been requested or marked off the schedule, but that don't mean shit.

[IMaDick]

That week is NEVER busy. EVER. I heard around the watercooler that the powers that be are planning a little trip out west for that week. Of course, nothing has been requested or marked off the schedule, but that don't mean shit.

You're an employee,what do you know? Their decisions keep you employed, send them a thank you card.

[LuciferLynn]

Fuck that.

[Smegma]

A cow on another site keeps plagiarizing my clever responses and uses them as her own. This is the same bitch who has spent months bleating about me, I trolled her & she has been crying about it since last summer. wah wah wah.

I pop in every few weeks to give her a lil' slap. All I have to do is say hello & her head starts to spin.

What did she post, "face palm"? Or maybe something about "sammiches"?

[Lady Cop]

hey Maggot...AKA the naked clammer...beware sink holes!

[Smegma]

Isn't P-town known for their gay population? And sinkhole sounds sooo fucking gay. It's a euphemism.

[Lady Cop]

ewwww Smegma! blech!!

oh my tender sensibilities!



edit to add, yes it's gay, but a real fishing community too.

[Smegma]

I asked to have my name changed. This is the unfortunate result... it's all Duchess's fault.

[Lady Cop]

I asked to have my name changed. This is the unfortunate result... it's all Duchess's fault.

you couldn't have chosen a name like "angeleyespinkprincess" or "johnny'slovegurrll" with a corresponding fantasy female avatar??

[Lady Cop]

ooooo scary creepy. i just heard a pack of coyotes howling very close by. i went outside, there is no moon visible. gave me the chills. it was high-pitched and loud horror-movie howling!
it's probably werewolves, i'm hiding under my bed now.

[username]

i just heard a pack of coyotes howling very close by. i went outside,

Ummm, why did you go outside?

I hate horror movies where people do dumb shit. They hear a noise in the attic...while they're trudging up the stairs to investigate I yell at the t.v. "NO! You dumb bitch, run AWAY"! Then they go upstairs anyway and get killed.

Fucking idiots.

[Duchess]

[FAHQTOO]

Where have you been? You're late!

[Maggot]

Good idea!!!!

[FAHQTOO]

Good idea!!!!

You're late too...oh well, more for me.

[Duchess]

All my stoner friends are here.