the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Cracker]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

That is hilarious. I will keep an eye out for email from the NAACP.

[Cracker]

I know Sunny D is only 5% juice, but I still like it. I love Tang, too.

White trash people think it is orange juice. haha

[username]

I was at a stoplight today and looked in my rearview mirror. There was a woman behind me, alone in her car but talking on her handsfree cellphone.

I couldn't believe how animated her conversation was. She was gesturing, using her hands...WTF? They can't SEE you lady!

People are weird.

[IMaDick]

Female people are weird. you move your lips when you type.

[Lady Cop]

oh yeah, they were picking mushrooms alright.




PORTLAND, Ore. – A family of three huddled on the edge of an old-growth Oregon forest for six days, lost and cold, unable to signal search helicopters flying low and slow overhead.

Without food, water or even warm clothing, Belinda and Daniel Conne, along with their 25-year-old son, Michael, survived by drinking water from streams and taking shelter in a hollowed-out tree.

On Saturday, they managed to crawl to a clearing, where a search helicopter spotted them several miles outside the community of Gold Beach, roughly 330 miles south-southwest of Portland.

full story:
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/05/fam...z1lX88S8eD

[Smegma]

"The family found a forest road next to a river bank and huddled together with their dog, a pit bull-terrier mix."

Ominously, there's no further word on the dog.

[Lady Cop]

"The family found a forest road next to a river bank and huddled together with their dog, a pit bull-terrier mix."

Ominously, there's no further word on the dog.

searchers took their dog to the county animal shelter, where she will stay until the family can pick her up.

[Lady Cop]

Ioana Spangenberg
Romanian model. freak.
supposedly not a product of surgery.

[Smegma]

"The family found a forest road next to a river bank and huddled together with their dog, a pit bull-terrier mix."

Ominously, there's no further word on the dog.

searchers took their dog to the county animal shelter, where she will stay until the family can pick her up.

Whew!

[Maggot]

Ioana Spangenberg
Romanian model. freak.
supposedly not a product of surgery.

She is just oozing "I need maggots beans"

[Duchess]

That's as gross as a hugely fat person.

[Maggot]

Her waist is the size of the biggest log in my woodpile.

[Maggot]

I'm starting to think you all suck. Big suck, sucky sucky sucky suck.

[Maggot]

Guinevere is steaming hot in this movie.

[Duchess]

Lick

[Duchess]

Hahahahaha! Fucking hell.

[Maggot]

Stop licking my guinevere!!!

[Duchess]

It wasn't my intention to but you threw her up there moments before I posted.

[Lady Cop]

"The family found a forest road next to a river bank and huddled together with their dog, a pit bull-terrier mix."

Ominously, there's no further word on the dog.

searchers took their dog to the county animal shelter, where she will stay until the family can pick her up.

Whew!

they could have lived days more w/o food, as long as there was plenty of fresh water (there was). but the dumbass dirtbags were considering eating the poor dog. i guess they thought they were the Donner party.

(CBS/AP) GOLD BEACH, Ore. - Three mushroom pickers lost for six nights in the rugged forest of southwest Oregon with no food used the screen on their dead cell phone and the blade of a sheath knife to flash a signal at the helicopter pilot who found them.

Dan Conne said Sunday from his hospital bed that he, his wife and son spent the night huddled in a hollow log with nothing to eat. They considered eating their pit bull, Jesse, for food.

"She's that good a dog, she'd have done it, too," Conne said.

[Duchess]

Jesus. I don't think stupid people should be saved from themselves any more.