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#661
02-23-2012, 01:43 PM
Where's my damn newspaper!?

There goes that holiday tip, fucker.
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02-23-2012, 01:46 PM
(02-23-2012, 01:42 PM)username Wrote:
(02-23-2012, 01:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-23-2012, 01:37 PM)JsMom Wrote: You aren't frieghtened by anything?


Of course I am...

...getting a fat ass, tornadoes & some stupid people.

ahem...flying.

and lady sideburns and fuzzy upper lips. See Duchess, we pay attention! Smiley_emoticons_smile

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02-23-2012, 01:51 PM


Bwahahaha! All true!

I have a new one now too, I saw a darling little senior lady, perfectly groomed from her head to her feet but her hair was thinning a great deal and that freaked me out. I'd rather gain weight than have thinning hair.
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02-23-2012, 01:58 PM
(02-23-2012, 01:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Bwahahaha! All true!

I have a new one now too, I saw a darling little senior lady, perfectly groomed from her head to her feet but her hair was thinning a great deal and that freaked me out. I'd rather gain weight than have thinning hair.

This answers the Spanx versus Wig conundrum. hah
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02-23-2012, 03:10 PM
(02-23-2012, 01:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-23-2012, 01:37 PM)JsMom Wrote: You aren't frieghtened by anything?


Of course I am...

...getting a fat ass, tornadoes & some stupid people.

Hey Dutchess!
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02-23-2012, 03:13 PM


...wait for it.
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02-23-2012, 03:18 PM
(02-23-2012, 03:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(02-23-2012, 01:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-23-2012, 01:37 PM)JsMom Wrote: You aren't frieghtened by anything?


Of course I am...

...getting a fat ass, tornadoes & some stupid people.

Hey Dutchess!

THERE IS NO T IN DUCHESS!! JESUS CHRIST! 22TaserStrangle


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02-23-2012, 03:20 PM


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02-23-2012, 03:26 PM
(02-23-2012, 03:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:

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You and LC are quite a team!

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02-23-2012, 03:54 PM
(02-23-2012, 01:38 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(02-23-2012, 01:37 PM)JsMom Wrote: You aren't frieghtened by anything?

i am. big hairy poisonous spiders and high suspension bridges.
if i had to drive over a high suspension bridge that was crawling with big hairy spiders, i'd just jump overboard. hah

Ummm, Yah, NO! Ewwww...
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02-23-2012, 08:07 PM
Oh no jsmom! That's awful, I hope you're taking care of yourself and feel better soon! I puked all day and just now got up off the couch for a glass of water. Here's hoping I can keep it down.....
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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02-23-2012, 08:19 PM
Thanks L.Lynn...Hope you get to feeling better as well. I've been in bed all day myself and I Hate it. I like to be up doing things. :(
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02-23-2012, 08:46 PM
(02-23-2012, 01:58 PM)Sterling Wrote:
(02-23-2012, 01:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Bwahahaha! All true!

I have a new one now too, I saw a darling little senior lady, perfectly groomed from her head to her feet but her hair was thinning a great deal and that freaked me out. I'd rather gain weight than have thinning hair.

This answers the Spanx versus Wig conundrum. hah


Not me. I would would much rather throw a wig on than have that fat-people surgery that aussie had to have.

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02-23-2012, 09:15 PM
A woman at my work had that stomach band thing done and she looks like hell, gaunt and tippy like twiggy was. She is complimented about it by idiots that cannot see that she is slowly withering away and knocking on heavens door. She is dealing with back problems now because the fat was holding up her stupid fucked up spinal bones.
Sometimes its best to just be happy with what God gave you.
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02-23-2012, 09:19 PM
Maybe she has back problems because you treat you employees like shit. Did you think about that, Maggot? Did you make her a stomach-on-a-stick after the surgery? At least a balloon shaped like a stomach?

I'm sure her back problems are a result of carrying around too much excess weight for too long. Or else her husband is still porking her like she is a fat girl.
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02-23-2012, 09:25 PM
(02-23-2012, 09:19 PM)Cracker Wrote: Maybe she has back problems because you treat you employees like shit. Did you think about that, Maggot? Did you make her a stomach-on-a-stick after the surgery? At least a balloon shaped like a stomach?

I'm sure her back problems are a result of carrying around too much excess weight for too long. Or else her husband is still porking her like she is a fat girl.

Its not my problem that people are fat. They need to take personal responsibility for that.
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02-23-2012, 09:29 PM
Thats also why its great when an insurance company signs the yearly contract. They own the people that are covered. You wipe your hands off at that point and say, here call THIS number...........
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02-24-2012, 10:41 AM
(02-23-2012, 01:29 PM)JsMom Wrote: I got mine from an unkept grave yard where a friends mother is buried. Very woody area.

For Fuck's Sake! Wash your goddammed fat neck rolls with a friggin' wash cloth after hanging with your white trash, proud to be ghetto cronies. Maytee has no class or dignity, but she and her lot aren't contracting Lyme disease from Johnny's resting place and souvenir emporium.

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02-24-2012, 10:42 AM


Oh snap. 28
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02-24-2012, 10:50 AM
(02-24-2012, 10:41 AM)Sterling Wrote:
(02-23-2012, 01:29 PM)JsMom Wrote: I got mine from an unkept grave yard where a friends mother is buried. Very woody area.

For Fuck's Sake! Wash your goddammed fat neck rolls with a friggin' wash cloth after hanging with your white trash, proud to be ghetto cronies. Maytee has no class or dignity, but she and her lot aren't contracting Lyme disease from Johnny's resting place and souvenir emporium.

hah Oh STFU! I don't hang out. I have a child to raise. Now, go find a life!
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