the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[crash]

Oooo.. ooo ..ooo!!! We're getting Lowes! Well kinda....they're in a ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ JV with one of the greed mongering supermarket chains down here. There's a store opening not far from us soon. Love me a hardware store that sells god nows everything

[username]

That would bring me out of any funk this crap had put me in.

I can smell the new just thinking about it.

Yeah, no shit!! A concept Dickie-poo obviously doesn't grasp. Granted it's a royal PITA right now but still...new stuff!!!! Woot!

[Cracker]

Look at it as the opportunity to remodel.

That was a fucking stupid thing to say.

It's a forced situation dummy.

God, you are such a dick. It isn't life-changing. I'm pretty sure Maggot would prefer non-asbestos flooring. Or maybe I am just a dummy.

While it is a pain in the ass, something good will come of it. Unless you men want to act like it almost killed you.

[username]

God, you are such a dick. It isn't life-changing. I'm pretty sure Maggot would prefer non-asbestos flooring. Or maybe I am just a dummy.

If Dick's wife gets wind of this, I'll bet she'll be in the kitchen with a plumber's wrench in a hot second loosening up some connections. Better still maybe she could just hit him over the head with a wrench and force the situation that way.

[Maggot]

I wanted the asbestos gone in case I sell the house. I'm sure they would test everything nowadays.

[Cracker]

Yep. You are making money on the deal. Focus on the positive.

Are you getting tile or wood floors? When my house flooded I got new 18" tiles.

[Lady Cop]

how annoying!! i hate the phone anyway, almost never use it.

so last night around 11 it starting ringing. at least 17 calls.
after i knew it wasn't a family emergency i shut it off. this morning i check and there are about 27 messages on it. in spanish. what a fucking nightmare. phone---->

[Lady Cop]

poor beaner.

16 Mar 2012

Raymond Segura Jr. was pronounced dead at the Brush, Colorado, facility of the Kelley Bean Company after efforts to reach him alive were unsuccessful, Morgan County Undersheriff Dave Martin said.

"We moved several tons of beans to get to him," Martin said.

Martin said emergency personnel were summoned to the site at 11:30 a.m. on reports of a worker trapped in a pile of loose pinto beans. Martin said dozens of rescue workers and even four inmates from the county jail spent an hour digging through a 20-foot high mound of the legumes to get to the trapped worker, but he was dead when crews reached him.

Segura was a longtime resident of the area and had worked at the warehouse for between 12 and 15 years, Martin said.

The cause of the accident, how the victim became trapped and the exact cause of death are under investigation, he added.

[Duchess]

I gave up trolling for Lent.

[thekid65]

maybe they just borrowed it?

Gross. I wouldn't put my lips on something that someone else did. *ick*

So you were the first and only gal to suck Cowboys cock? Oh..you probably dont do that either....nevermind

[Duchess]

I think we were talking about User's lip balm. I'm not talking about cocks with you. I'm in the middle of daydreaming about rubbing cloves of garlic all over MF. Rawr.

[IMaDick]

Crap, I just got a text, I have a meeting at work at 1pm.

I hate that shit, can't these fuckers do anything without me? what truely annoys me is I will have to explain the fucking spread sheet to my supervisor, I will have to explain how the machine works to my supervisor,I will have to explain how to up production to my supervisor.

and then I will have to explain how to set the machine,set the ladder logic,set the basic ratios,set the priority ratios,set the final ratios,and then flip the fucking switch for my supervisor.

and I have to do all of that without telling him what a dumbass he is.

[Duchess]

I feel your pain...no lie.

[Maggot]

I just heard on the radio that a guy in the city was working a residential job and he looked up and out the second story window came a 2ft x 1/2" piece of rebar. It struck him and embedded itself square in his forehead and killed him instantly. This just happened a couple hrs ago. What a way to go!!! Can you imagine, Hey Fred lookout!...............Fred.............Fred.....................Oh shit! Fred!

[Duchess]

My batteries died so now I have to use an old fashion keyboard & mouse. I don't like wires all over, I don't like wire/plastic hangers either.

[Midwest Spy]

Sail on silvergirl, sail on by...

You're time has come to shine, all your dreams are on their way

See how they shine...

Oh... if you need a friend, I'm sailing right behind

Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind

Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind

[Maggot]

Art Garfunkel is a fag.

[krystalshores]

Sail on silvergirl, sail on by...

You're time has come to shine, all your dreams are on their way

See how they shine...

Oh... if you need a friend, I'm sailing right behind

Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind

Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind

That song was for me wasn't it MS?

[Adub]

Art Garfunkel is a fag.

Your comment is really unnecesary, Mag. Ryhmes with fag. Maggot the Faggot.

[krystalshores]