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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
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#1,321
05-09-2012, 11:46 AM
I'm in a shitty fucking mood.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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05-09-2012, 11:55 AM
(05-09-2012, 11:21 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(05-09-2012, 10:41 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-09-2012, 10:36 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Ass Kisser

I read that your Ass Kisser of the Week award might be making a come back. I wanna be first in line to be rewarded by you, Dick.

*See what I did there? Kissed your ass too. I think I really have a shot at the title.*

I'm thinking about bringing it back for a short time, jsmom had a 3 to nothing lead.

86....hah....Where's The Proof?
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05-09-2012, 12:29 PM
i want one of these! scary cool!

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The 'legged squad support system' or LS3

A four-legged walking robot designed to carry loads for combat foot patrols - the Legged Squad Support System, or LS3 - is due to undergo testing and assessment with troops toward the end of the year, developers at Massachusetts-based Boston Dynamics said.

















































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05-09-2012, 12:31 PM
That thing is creepy looking.
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05-09-2012, 01:52 PM
(05-09-2012, 10:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: What kind of follower are you? start your own shit.


What are you talking about this time? That doesn't even make any sense.
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05-09-2012, 01:59 PM
(05-09-2012, 01:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-09-2012, 10:34 AM)IMaDick Wrote: What kind of follower are you? start your own shit.


What are you talking about this time? That doesn't even make any sense.



Anytime your actions are dependent on what someone else does, you're a follower.

Start your own shit and control the outcome, much like I did with my post.

Of course I don't expect you to be good at it right off the bat but with practice hopefully you will improve over time.
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05-09-2012, 02:03 PM


I'm looking for a new site to start shit in right now & this time I'm not telling anyone where I can be found!
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05-09-2012, 02:11 PM
(05-09-2012, 02:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm looking for a new site to start shit in right now & this time I'm not telling anyone where I can be found!

Sure you are sweetie and I'm sure you will be good at it someday.

Be sure to change your underwear before you go out.
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05-09-2012, 06:24 PM
Maurice Sendak, author of "Where the Wild Things Are", died yesterday after a stroke. Great stories and illustrations. The other book that I loved as a kid was the "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" by C.S. Lewis.

Sendak elevated the art of children's literature over the course of his 60-year career, portraying children as imperfect, normal in their range of feelings and worthy of complex and profound illustrations in their stories.

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My walking buddy MT loves the old Sendak books. Got a photo with him in front of a mural of the character Max in the alley here not long ago:

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05-10-2012, 01:49 PM
Fucking taco bell can suck my fucking dick. They gave me fucking Doritos instead of a taco with my quesadilla. And my cinnamon twists taste like someone coated them with acid. I fucking hate Doritos. I knew I should have brought lunch today, everytime I eat fast food, I get super pissed b/c they manage to fuck it up, somehow, someway. Fuckin A.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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05-10-2012, 02:33 PM
(05-10-2012, 01:49 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Fucking taco bell can suck my fucking dick. They gave me fucking Doritos instead of a taco with my quesadilla. And my cinnamon twists taste like someone coated them with acid. I fucking hate Doritos. I knew I should have brought lunch today, everytime I eat fast food, I get super pissed b/c they manage to fuck it up, somehow, someway. Fuckin A.

And all this time I thought you were a girl. You have a dick!
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05-10-2012, 02:36 PM


She's a very pretty girl, we have her photograph in the Members Photo Gallery.
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05-10-2012, 03:14 PM
(05-10-2012, 02:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

She's a very pretty girl, we have her photograph in the Members Photo Gallery.

I know that silly. I was busting on her. Remember I know her IRL?
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05-10-2012, 03:30 PM


*face palm* Yes, now that you mention it I do recall that.
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05-10-2012, 03:33 PM
(05-10-2012, 02:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

She's a very pretty girl, we have her photograph in the Members Photo Gallery.


Oh, why thank ya!
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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05-10-2012, 03:40 PM
(05-10-2012, 03:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

*face palm* Yes, now that you mention it I do recall that.

Blowing-kisses
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05-10-2012, 03:53 PM
I usually google mockforums.net to get here (don't know why...habit) and there's this random list of stuff that comes up including "Menstruation".


https://www.google.com/search?q=mockforu...1I7GPCK_en


That must make you so proud, Duchess. hah
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05-10-2012, 04:00 PM


Ha! I remember creating a new thread in order to take that off the front page. Hahaha! I was concerned with what people would think. Jesus Christ.
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05-12-2012, 12:11 PM


Someone just brought me five quarts of fresh strawberries. I'll give you half if you come & clean them for me. I don't want to hangout in the kitchen, I want to go outside.
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05-12-2012, 12:37 PM
does LL ever do anything but piss and moan and whine and complain? i wish all i had to worry about was fucking taco bell. 83

















































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