the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

Will your ass fit between the arm rests on your chair?

Yes, with several inches to spare.

[IMaDick]

Will your ass fit between the arm rests on your chair?

Yes, with several inches to spare.

Well then go ahead and have the ice cream cone, and while you're up make me a banana split three flavors of ice cream with extra chocolate and strawberry syrup and plenty of whipped cream.

Don't forget the cherry.

[ramseycat]

Will your ass fit between the arm rests on your chair?

Yes, with several inches to spare.

Well then go ahead and have the ice cream cone, and while you're up make me a banana split three flavors of ice cream with extra chocolate and strawberry syrup and plenty of whipped cream.

Don't forget the cherry.

Duchess lost the cherry a long time ago.

((sorry Duchess, I couldn't resist

[username]

I just found a blind dog wandering in the road, collarless. She's in my backyard. Poor lil' thing keeps bumping in to everything.

[Duchess]

You did a wonderful thing, User!

Does it look healthy & cared for?

[username]

You did a wonderful thing, User!

Does it look healthy & cared for?

It's chubby and it seems to limp just a tiny bit (or maybe that's just it being tentative) but other than that, it seems okay.

I'll take a pic and post it in awhile.

Can't get the damn thing to drink any water. Her tongue is hanging out but whenever I try to put a bowl up to her mouth she just knocks in to it.

[Duchess]

Poor sweetie. Scared & out of its element. Wah

[IMaDick]

You did a wonderful thing, User!

Does it look healthy & cared for?

It's chubby and it seems to limp just a tiny bit (or maybe that's just it being tentative) but other than that, it seems okay.

I'll take a pic and post it in awhile.

Can't get the damn thing to drink any water. Her tongue is hanging out but whenever I try to put a bowl up to her mouth she just knocks in to it.

How do you know it's blind?

If you're going by it's bumping into stuff you might be reaching for a human explanation.

Call animal control to come and get it, there are some shitty diseases that can cause a dog to off it's rocker or even become very disoriented and unbalanced.

Not drinking is not a good thing either, distemper,parvo,and rabies are just a few of the things that could be affecting the dog.

[username]

Poor sweetie. Scared & out of its element. Wah

Here she is...cutie.



I wish she had a tag on her.

[username]

How do you know it's blind?

If you're going by it's bumping into stuff you might be reaching for a human explanation.

Call animal control to come and get it, there are some shitty diseases that can cause a dog to off it's rocker or even become very disoriented and unbalanced.

Not drinking is not a good thing either, distemper,parvo,and rabies are just a few of the things that could be affecting the dog.

As far as the blind part goes, I think the picture tells the story.

She ate a treat but yeah, I can't get her to drink anything. I'm keeping her separate from my dog.

[Duchess]

She's been cared for. Her family is probably frantic, at least I like to hope so.

[Maggot]

Lil' orphan Annie dog!!

[Jezreel]

Oh she is cute and does look cared for. Hopefully she is microchipped so her owners can be found.

Maybe her tag just came off, my dog always looses his when he attempts to escape the backyard to hunt for females.

[Duchess]

User, you may be able to locate her family by calling the vets in your area. Surely a blind dog would be remembered by them.

[Midwest Spy]

Yes, with several inches to spare.

Legend has it that the sentence above was muttered often by Milton Berle after he was asked if his cock had outmeasured his competition.

Uncle Milty was known to have the biggest schwanz in Hollyweird, and would often times have to defend his title from would-be challengers.

[username]

Lil' orphan Annie dog!!

My daughter has now named her Annie and is offering me $100,000 if we can keep her.

[Maggot]

Lil' orphan Annie dog!!

My daughter has now named her Annie and is offering me $100,000 if we can keep her.

Take the money and buy some headgaurds knee pads and elbow thingys. Extra small if you can.

[Maggot]

Ahhhh........just me, my ole pal Sam Adams, T-bone and some Doobie brothers. Nice breeze and very quiet except for those annoying birds. The house is empty. O-the Joy!!

[Eat Shit And Die]

Do u know how many pets of every type are dumped abandoned every year it is a lot.




Keep her

[Ma Huang Sor]

Poor sweetie. Scared & out of its element. Wah

This is why I love Mock.

Thank you Duchess. Only a mod as classy as you would respond to UN this way.

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