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(05-31-2012, 03:40 PM)Jezreel Wrote: My poor lil sister is trapped inside my Dad's sweet shop. She was working for him today and she locked the door to count the cash and close and when she went to leave the locked jammed and she couldn't get out. She has been stuck inside for over 2 hours. My Dad and other sister hopped on the train to go and try and get her out, no luck, they are standing outside his shop waiting on the locksmith now too. My sister was freaking out and messaging me too, even though I am across the pond.
I find this a bit funny. 
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(05-31-2012, 09:57 AM)Maggot Wrote: The jigaboo they sent to install my cabinets is an idiot. He did not want to touch my stove ventilator because it had electricity, so I shut off the power and disconected it using my drill, sockets and screwdriver. so he says "do you have lights"? , I said sure as soon as I wire nut these connections.
I turn the power back on, turn on the lights and he says, Oh these cabinets are built in. I said yup. He is now all pissed off that he has to take them apart. Christ , I did the bottom ones which are the hardest ones with all the plumbing , dishwasher drains etc.
This guy is a freaking winner! I swear if I hear him bitch one more time his ass will be out on the grass. Fucking lazy Jamaican turd.
God damn spook.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Maggot: Fucking lazy Jamaican turd.
i bet he has some good ganja. 
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pic fail :/
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(05-31-2012, 03:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: (05-31-2012, 03:40 PM)Jezreel Wrote: My poor lil sister is trapped inside my Dad's sweet shop. She was working for him today and she locked the door to count the cash and close and when she went to leave the locked jammed and she couldn't get out. She has been stuck inside for over 2 hours. My Dad and other sister hopped on the train to go and try and get her out, no luck, they are standing outside his shop waiting on the locksmith now too. My sister was freaking out and messaging me too, even though I am across the pond.
I find this a bit funny.
It is, my sister sent me a pic of my sister who is stuck in the shop and I did laugh, but felt bad for laughing.
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Well the locksmith finally arrived after two hours and can't even get the door open, he may have to kick it in apparently, which is great as the door is mostly glass. I am sure my Dad would have been happy to do that for free himself, instead of paying crazy amounts for an emergency locksmith. It's like and Old Fashioned Rock Shop version of Faulty Towers.
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(05-31-2012, 04:46 PM)Jezreel Wrote: Well the locksmith finally arrived after two hours and can't even get the door open, he may have to kick it in apparently, which is great as the door is mostly glass. I am sure my Dad would have been happy to do that for free himself, instead of paying crazy amounts for an emergency locksmith. It's like and Old Fashioned Rock Shop version of Faulty Towers.
Stuck in a candy shop... Oh the HORROR!
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Come get me tomoz dad it's fine
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(05-31-2012, 06:25 PM)ESAD Wrote: Come get me tomoz dad it's fine
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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She finally got out after four hours. Not sure how much stock is left.
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Can't you weigh her on the scales and check how many kilos of cola cubes and pear drops she smashed?
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(05-31-2012, 07:20 PM)ESAD Wrote: Can't you weigh her on the scales and check how many kilos of cola cubes and pear drops she smashed?
That may have to be done haha, she is light as a feather so it would be easy to tell. I have a feeling the fudge may have taken a bit of a beating
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Welp, I got my first supeona (sp?) for jury duty. It would figure, we'd all talk about jury duty and a week later I get my first supeona. Dammit. 
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Found out this morning my friend's (an older lady I used to work with) son was murdered last night not far from my home. 19 years old, stabbed out front of his house he shared with his Dad and younger brother.
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My youngest son found some cologne at camp when he went with his class. It smells like the inside of an old persons shoe.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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My youngest son found some cologne at camp when he went with his class. It smells like the inside of an old persons shoe.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(06-01-2012, 11:03 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: My youngest son found some cologne at camp when he went with his class. It smells like the inside of an old persons shoe.
You might turn inside out on the spot if you opened up my avon bottle collection draw in the bureau downstairs.
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Jeepers christmas. No thanks.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(06-01-2012, 11:42 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Jeepers christmas. No thanks.
I have been meaning to dump them into the chipmunk holes around the house here. Perfume makes them go away.
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