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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
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#1,901
06-27-2012, 06:25 PM
oreo has made a gay pride cookie. some bible-belters are pissed. hah GaySmiley GaySmiley GaySmiley

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06-27-2012, 09:30 PM
(06-27-2012, 04:13 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Parents who resort to physical violence or abuse to get their point across have failed as parents in every way.

Yeah but I figure the amount of time I have spent unemployed and mooching off my parents sort of makes us even.

Failure as parents=child failure as an adult.
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06-27-2012, 09:37 PM
(06-27-2012, 09:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-27-2012, 04:13 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Parents who resort to physical violence or abuse to get their point across have failed as parents in every way.

Yeah but I figure the amount of time I have spent unemployed and mooching off my parents sort of makes us even.

Failure as parents=child failure as an adult.

That's just wrong on so many levels. You're supposed to want to rise above that stuff; not embrace it. hah


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06-27-2012, 11:14 PM
A friend of mine has to write a speech for a wedding. I can't stand the people getting married. After helping him, he told me that calling the groom a "self righteous, sanctimonious prick" and "an arrogant bastard", telling the bride she's the female equal and telling them they were drawn together like flies to dog shit before calling them cows is not how a wedding speech goes. Who knew? Word to the wise: don't ask people to help you write a speech for other people they can't stand. That being said, its the first time I laughed all day.
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06-28-2012, 05:44 AM
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(06-27-2012, 06:25 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: oreo has made a gay pride cookie. some bible-belters are pissed. hah GaySmiley GaySmiley GaySmiley

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06-28-2012, 02:01 PM
UPS guy has a bad day--

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Michael Paluch had settled down for a quiet Wednesday morning of computer programming at his Miami Shores bayfront home when he heard a thud and a woman shriek.

He rushed outside to find his neighbors staring at an unbelievable sight: a partially submerged brown UPS truck in Biscayne Bay.

The baffling sight played this way, police said: The UPS driver was making deliveries east down 96th Street in Miami Shores around 9:30 a.m. in his highly recognizable truck, when it apparently clipped a tree near Northeast 12th Avenue, peeling the roof back like a tin can.

Out of control, the truck careened east and catapulted through pedestrian guard rails into the bay, coming to rest about 100 feet from shore after it continued to float away from land, said Miami Shores Police Chief Kevin Lystad.

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06-28-2012, 02:04 PM
skinny little fucker. I bet he cant lift 50 lbs either.
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06-28-2012, 02:08 PM
OH boy! One of my friend's husband works for UPS. This dude is fired for sure!
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06-28-2012, 02:40 PM
(06-28-2012, 02:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: OH boy! One of my friend's husband works for UPS. This dude is fired for sure!

Why did you start a bullshit thread with "kids" in the title and then post this story? Asshat45846688jerryLame bitchTwat
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06-28-2012, 03:28 PM
(06-28-2012, 02:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-28-2012, 02:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: OH boy! One of my friend's husband works for UPS. This dude is fired for sure!

Why did you start a bullshit thread with "kids" in the title and then post this story? Asshat45846688jerryLame bitchTwat


For future reference. You know, when she gets the keys to the 'tard bus and all...

Dopey probably needs instruction to drive over a cliff.
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06-28-2012, 03:30 PM
Keys? I thought we started it by touching a tangled mess of wires together.

Pen and pencil.
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06-28-2012, 03:31 PM
(06-28-2012, 02:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-28-2012, 02:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: OH boy! One of my friend's husband works for UPS. This dude is fired for sure!

Why did you start a bullshit thread with "kids" in the title and then post this story? Asshat45846688jerryLame bitchTwat

Wow, went a little overboard with the smiley's there pal. I was sending this UPS story to the above friend and messed up the copy and paste after reading the kid story. Too many windows open at once. Shit happens. Have a great day Dickley!! Luv u! Blowing-kisses
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06-28-2012, 03:31 PM
(06-28-2012, 03:28 PM)crash Wrote:
(06-28-2012, 02:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-28-2012, 02:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: OH boy! One of my friend's husband works for UPS. This dude is fired for sure!

Why did you start a bullshit thread with "kids" in the title and then post this story? Asshat45846688jerryLame bitchTwat


For future reference. You know, when she gets the keys to the 'tard bus and all...

Dopey probably needs instruction to drive over a cliff.

whatever, you are not even really worth a response.....
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06-28-2012, 03:36 PM
That's a response.

Pen and paper.
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06-28-2012, 06:15 PM
If anyone is in contact with Luke Warmwater, please advise him that he has been warned for failure to appear and dereliction of duty (he is a Mock Elder after all).

He need only turn himself in for questioning and I'm certain we can straighten this out quickly and easily.

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06-28-2012, 06:16 PM


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06-28-2012, 06:18 PM
(06-28-2012, 06:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah

I think this is going to be what finally brings him back. Smiley_emoticons_slash








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06-28-2012, 06:23 PM
(06-28-2012, 06:18 PM)username Wrote:
(06-28-2012, 06:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah

I think this is going to be what finally brings him back. Smiley_emoticons_slash











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06-28-2012, 07:54 PM
(06-28-2012, 06:15 PM)username Wrote: If anyone is in contact with Luke Warmwater, please advise him that he has been warned for failure to appear and dereliction of duty (he is a Mock Elder after all).

He need only turn himself in for questioning and I'm certain we can straighten this out quickly and easily.

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How is he a Mock Elder?
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06-28-2012, 08:16 PM
(06-28-2012, 07:54 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: How is he a Mock Elder?


He's not.
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