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(06-28-2012, 07:54 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (06-28-2012, 06:15 PM)username Wrote: If anyone is in contact with Luke Warmwater, please advise him that he has been warned for failure to appear and dereliction of duty (he is a Mock Elder after all).
He need only turn himself in for questioning and I'm certain we can straighten this out quickly and easily.
MNWL
How is he a Mock Elder?
UN doesn't know what she's talking about. Don't take her serious untill she pulls a gun on you.
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(06-28-2012, 08:16 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-28-2012, 07:54 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: How is he a Mock Elder?
He's not.
Huh. I profiled him as an elder.
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You should go work for Sherriff Joe.
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New feature, Miss Duchess?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Just something I'm playing around with. I wanted to see what it looked like on the board but I probably won't keep it.
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I got my hair chopped the fuck off. Its above my shoulders. I hate it. Hate hate hate. Hate. I took a picture in & she cut it and it looks nothing like the picture. No one can cut curly hair. I don't have nigger curly hair, I have white girl curly hair. Its fine and thick all at the same time and confounds every hair dresser. I'm buying dolly parton wigs until it grows back.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(06-29-2012, 11:33 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I got my hair chopped the fuck off. Its above my shoulders. I hate it. Hate hate hate. Hate. I took a picture in & she cut it and it looks nothing like the picture. No one can cut curly hair. I don't have nigger curly hair, I have white girl curly hair. Its fine and thick all at the same time and confounds every hair dresser. I'm buying dolly parton wigs until it grows back.
We will need a picture of you in said wig for amusement purposes. I mean to tell you how good you look.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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Ha! I'm also going to buy super big titties and sequined dresses.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(06-29-2012, 11:33 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I got my hair chopped the fuck off. Its above my shoulders. I hate it. Hate hate hate. Hate. I took a picture in & she cut it and it looks nothing like the picture. No one can cut curly hair. I don't have nigger curly hair, I have white girl curly hair. Its fine and thick all at the same time and confounds every hair dresser. I'm buying dolly parton wigs until it grows back.
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(06-29-2012, 12:42 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Ha! I'm also going to buy super big titties and sequined dresses.
You'll have to lipsynch "Backwoods Barbie"
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(06-29-2012, 02:30 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: (06-29-2012, 12:42 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Ha! I'm also going to buy super big titties and sequined dresses.
You'll have to lipsynch "Backwoods Barbie"
Ill have to google it. I don't believe I've ever heard that song. Do you think she wears a girdle, or are her titties so big, it just makes the rest of her look small?
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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this is for Hairy...lots of cool photos at link. 
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The ride begins with two train cars, filled with as many as 24 passengers, cautiously trekking up a hill of wooden tracks. The rattle of the ascent slowly grows louder.
As the cars reach the coaster's 85-foot peak, there's a short pause - followed by a swift 60 mph plunge to the bottom that has made stomachs churn and eyes water since Calvin Coolidge was in the White House.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z1zK622VZ6
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Thanks LC, love it! I'd love to ride Cyclone. 85 years and still running. So cool.
I actually prefer wooden coasters to the new steel ones; the hitches and noises are part of the experience. The wooden ones were almost extinct in new production for awhile, but now they're making somewhat of comeback because they're making them with partial steel frames and they're pre-fabbed (cheaper and easier to maintain).
My first roller coaster love: Colossus at Magic Mountain in Southern California:
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You're all nucking futs. My kids ride this one at Marine World Vallejo. Damn wooden thing is COMIN DOWN soon! I know it!
I meet them at the bottom of the ride.
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Then there's the old Cyclone at Revere beach in Boston, my favrit coaster of all time burned to the ground.
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(06-30-2012, 07:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Thanks LC, love it! I'd love to ride Cyclone. 85 years and still running. So cool.
I actually prefer wooden coasters to the new steel ones; the hitches and noises are part of the experience. The wooden ones were almost extinct in new production for awhile, but now they're making somewhat of comeback because they're making them with partial steel frames and they're pre-fabbed (cheaper and easier to maintain).
My first roller coaster love: Colossus at Magic Mountain in Southern California:
I've ridden the colossus a few times in my youth. If you want to ride a cyclone, you could always go to Denver.
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Although I hear these days it's more terrifying trying to get through all the gang members in the parking lot.
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Fuck roller coasters. I can't even watch them on tv without climbing over the back of the couch to get away. I have totally and completely irrational fear of heights. I wish I could ride them but I can't.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(07-02-2012, 11:14 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Fuck roller coasters. I can't even watch them on tv without climbing over the back of the couch to get away. I have totally and completely irrational fear of heights. I wish I could ride them but I can't.
You're a weenie!!
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I am. I'm no fun at parks.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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Hell LL, I'd take you for a waffle cone while the kids shrieked. You can't get my feet off the ground either.
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