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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
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08-03-2012, 08:18 AM
(08-03-2012, 08:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:

"Real" men are few these days. Four stitches? Whatta kitty. 78

Yesterday he says "Fuck! not the face......thats all I got!" What a narcistic fuck.
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08-03-2012, 08:22 AM


Christ. He should be embarrassed. Wah. I got four stitches, I can't work.

I wouldn't give a man like that the time of fuckin' day. Pfft.
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08-03-2012, 08:30 AM
(08-03-2012, 08:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Christ. He should be embarrassed. Wah. I got four stitches, I can't work.

I wouldn't give a man like that the time of fuckin' day. Pfft.

To be fair I should say that he is one of the better workers, he has worked 60 hr weeks for the past month and is probably looking for a day off with his current hussy. I like to pick on him. It makes him a better man. He did come in and the cut does look ugly.
I told him once the sweat started getting in there and stinging a bit he should call his momma.
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08-03-2012, 11:32 AM
(08-03-2012, 07:55 AM)Maggot Wrote: Todays fun phone call:
john: I wont be in today yesterday I had to get 4 stiches when that piece of pipe fell on me.
Maggot: Well.....you know that frank and ray are on vaca today.....
john: my face hurts.
Maggot: well its killing me!.....Cmon half a day bitch!
john: alright I'm just being a whine ass.....
Maggot: see ya in a few.......

I have waited a while just to use that line......hah

Smiley_emoticons_razz My dad was a funny guy. He always used to ask us when we were pouting, "does your face hurt?" ... "No, dad".... "Well, it's sure killing me".

And, whenever we asked him for money or something one too many times, he'd pretend not to hear us and break out, "you stepped in WHAT?" or "your WHAT hurts?". Always made me smile.
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08-03-2012, 11:58 AM
(08-03-2012, 08:16 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 08:01 AM)ESAD Wrote: hah

What do you do if you don't mind my asking?

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(08-03-2012, 08:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Christ. He should be embarrassed. Wah. I got four stitches, I can't work.

I wouldn't give a man like that the time of fuckin' day. Pfft.

Working with injuries? OhNoEzzz
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08-03-2012, 12:10 PM
(08-03-2012, 11:58 AM)ESAD Wrote: Working with injuries? OhNoEzzz


I don't think four stitches is a big deal. I don't.

I just creamed a squirrel on my way home. I feel awful. 21
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08-03-2012, 12:14 PM
(08-03-2012, 12:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 11:58 AM)ESAD Wrote: Working with injuries? OhNoEzzz


I don't think four stitches is a big deal. I don't.

I just creamed a squirrel on my way home. I feel awful. 21

They can run zig-zag patterns till the cows come home but in the end they get confused and zag-zig.
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08-03-2012, 12:16 PM


That's what did him in. Fucker. He ruined my day.
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08-03-2012, 12:47 PM
(08-03-2012, 12:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That's what did him in. Fucker. He ruined my day.

I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.
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08-03-2012, 12:52 PM
(08-03-2012, 12:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That's what did him in. Fucker. He ruined my day.

if it makes you feel better, I'm sure u ruined his.
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08-03-2012, 01:00 PM
(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote: I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.

Bet that's the first time you ever saw a nut bury a squirrel.
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08-03-2012, 01:23 PM
(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote: I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.


I didn't go to that extreme but it has saddened me. I save the butterflies that become trapped behind the screen in the gazebo for goddssake. I don't want to cause the death of any creature. I have a whole other opinion regarding humans though. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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08-03-2012, 02:37 PM
**sigh** It has been a loooonnnggg week......
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08-03-2012, 03:23 PM
Fuck. I just found out I have $100 less than I thought I had.

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08-03-2012, 03:29 PM
(08-03-2012, 02:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: **sigh** It has been a loooonnnggg week......

A little shorter for the squirrel actually.
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08-03-2012, 03:31 PM
(08-03-2012, 03:29 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 02:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: **sigh** It has been a loooonnnggg week......

A little shorter for the squirrel actually.

true true hah
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08-03-2012, 03:45 PM
(08-03-2012, 01:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote: I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.


I didn't go to that extreme but it has saddened me. I save the butterflies that become trapped behind the screen in the gazebo for goddssake. I don't want to cause the death of any creature. I have a whole other opinion regarding humans though. Smiley_emoticons_slash

Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.
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08-03-2012, 03:53 PM
^^why the the cops? Do they really need to come to the house for that?
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08-03-2012, 04:01 PM
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08-03-2012, 04:09 PM
(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.


You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.
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