the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[aussiefriend]

Hey Duch, are you there? I got something you might be interested in. Its me doing the education session today. I am thinking of putting it up on youtube. But only for a short time because it has to be graded.

[Duchess]

I'm here, Aussie, post it up.

[aussiefriend]

Then I can show these bitches that I bloody speak the Queens english thank you very much. hey, just warning you, the subject matter is boring. It's education.

[aussiefriend]

Will I post it in the LC says hi ..a cancer support thread??

[Duchess]

Nooooo. Don't post it in that thread.

You can post it in a private forum or a public one, your choice. Start a thread and let us dissect you.

[aussiefriend]

I was just kidding Duch. I nearly posted that I had chicken dumplings for dinner in that thread. I didn't want to put just kidding and give it away. I was being a bitch. I will put it in the members only area.

[Duchess]

I was just kidding Duch.

I know but not everyone gets your humor like I do. I'm laughing thinking of the conniption fit you would have sent some into. Gawddamn that made my day.

[aussiefriend]

Now you have got me laughing seriously. Because can you imagine if I did actually put it in there and there's me raving on about mental health issues and the World Health Organisation? I mean, it's ultra boring stuff. No relevance to anything, especially 'that' thread. Funny shit.

[Jezreel]

Sometimes I have a vivid imagination and it drives me insane.
This morning as I was driving, I had to take a detour around the river due to construction. There is a large hill you go down, and a very deep ravine that leads into the river on the one side, as I'm driving I think to myself "imagine if i skidded or lost control and veered off into the ravine, what, stuck in a ditch, car would tumble, would I live, how long would I be stuck, if my daughter was in the car would she be alright?? etc etc it goes on and one. My mind wanders off on a tangent about different scenarios on a regular basis and it detail and it annoys the hell out of me I always imagine the worst scenario.

[LuciferLynn]

I got a tattoo yesterday -my first - and its in the center of my upper back. I can't reach it to put the bacitracin on it. My sister in law has to come do it. Annoying.

[username]

I got a tattoo yesterday -my first - and its in the center of my upper back. I can't reach it to put the bacitracin on it. My sister in law has to come do it. Annoying.

I hope the tat is a big, bulls-eye target.

Just let it fester and die.

[LuciferLynn]

Hmmmm......wishing for someone to die is mucho bad karma. Better watch out for that. Its a design reprsenting motherhood with my childrens birthstones.

[Cracker]

From the cancer thread:

I pm'd Duchess and whined that the boots I wanted were sold out in my size. ahahahaaaha was that bad???

This makes me want to vote "YES" on domestic violence.

[Duchess]

Do I swan around & sneer?

I'm so embarrassed.

[username]

Hmmmm......wishing for someone to die is mucho bad karma. Better watch out for that. Its a design reprsenting motherhood with my childrens birthstones.

Fine. Be that way. Don't die. Use a long spoon or a flat stirrer to get that shit on there yourself. And post a pic of the tat while you're at it.

[username]

From the cancer thread:

The cancer spreads further.

[Cracker]

Cancer does that.

So does stupidity.

And asses.

[username]

Cancer does that.

So does stupidity.

And asses.

No, no, no. I got the vaccination that prevents stupidity.

[Jimbone]

No, no, no. I got the vaccination that prevents stupidity.

You might want to get a booster shot.

[aussiefriend]

No, no, no. I got the vaccination that prevents stupidity.

You might want to get a booster shot.

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