the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[username]

My neighbor just came over. They have a female guinea pig and they want her to have babies. I just handed over my remaining guinea pig as stud.



He's so old, I'm not sure if he'll doooo eeett. He might die trying but hopefully he'll die happy.

[HairOfTheDog]

My neighbor just came over. They have a female guinea pig and they want her to have babies. I just handed over my remaining guinea pig as stud.

[Carsman]

My neighbor just came over. They have a female guinea pig and they want her to have babies. I just handed over my remaining guinea pig as stud.



He's so old, I'm not sure if he'll doooo eeett. He might die trying but hopefully he'll die happy.

Remind the neighbor to mix some ground "blue power" in his food!

[username]

Remind the neighbor to mix some ground "blue power" in his food!

She'd probably do it. This is the same neighbor that od'd her last guinea pigs on melatonin. I'm surprised she even got another guinea pig because at the time, she swore she was done.

One potential problem that I should have foreseen. If they make babies, my daughter insists that we should take one.

[Jimbone]

[username]

Bwahahaha!

[septic]

True story.
I picked up a hitch hiker in the pouring rain last week and felt sorry for him so drove 15 miles out of my way to take him home. When we got there he thanked me very politely, leant towards me and slipped something into my coat pocket and said "have a couple of drinks on me." When I finally got home I checked my pocket to see how much money he had given me...and found two tea bags. Men are such mean bastards.

[aussiefriend]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

[username]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

Well, you did say please. I'm sure she'll get right on that.

[Carsman]

True story.
I picked up a hitch hiker in the pouring rain last week and felt sorry for him so drove 15 miles out of my way to take him home. When we got there he thanked me very politely, leant towards me and slipped something into my coat pocket and said "have a couple of drinks on me." When I finally got home I checked my pocket to see how much money he had given me...and found two tea bags. Men are such mean bastards.

That goes both ways, women can be clever too. Many years ago, (before married) I stopped to help a woman who's car had a flat tire. Nothing went right, the spare was buried underneath tons of crap, her jack didn't work right, the lug wrench was stripped, it took forever to change the tire.

Finally when it was all done, she sheepishly said to me, do you want money, or something else. Well I sheepishly said, something else.

Well low & behold, she reached into her car & took out a ham sandwich & gave it to me.

I got something else!

[username]

You people must be really ugly.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

Well, you did say please. I'm sure she'll get right on that.

Aussie can you change your face thats truly vomit material for me.

[aussiefriend]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

Well, you did say please. I'm sure she'll get right on that.

Aussie can you change your face thats truly vomit material for me.

Dana, yer awfully preddy when you get mad.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

Well, you did say please. I'm sure she'll get right on that.

Aussie can you change your face thats truly vomit material for me.

Dana, yer awfully preddy when you get mad.

yes becaus3 quite obviously furious.

[septic]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

When I can use my "edit" button then I'll get right onto it. You must have a black heart if you can't appreciate the inner beauty that God bestowed on me.

[Carsman]

You people must be really ugly.

Ugly can be a state of mind. Dressed ugly last year for wedding.
(got ugly on dance floor, and had a blast!)

[Clang McFly]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

When I can use my "edit" button then I'll get right onto it. You must have a black heart if you can't appreciate the inner beauty that God bestowed on me.

You just need more makeup....ALOT more makeup. Photoshop it on to the av if you want.

[username]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

When I can use my "edit" button then I'll get right onto it. You must have a black heart if you can't appreciate the inner beauty that God bestowed on me.

Edit is different than changing your user profile. So much for that whole tech savvy thang...

[septic]

Septic, could you please change your avatar? It's vomit material. I can't stand it.

When I can use my "edit" button then I'll get right onto it. You must have a black heart if you can't appreciate the inner beauty that God bestowed on me.

Edit is different than changing your user profile. So much for that whole tech savvy thang...

I was taking the piss out of him.
So much for that whole sense of humor thing...

[username]

I was taking the piss out of him.
So much for that whole sense of humor thing...

So much for being funny. Stick with truck stops; comedy definitely won't pay your bills.