How do you tell when a politician is lying...

[Maggot]

Obama has more money in his re-election war chest than all the GOP combined. Everyone knows that money wins elections. I'm just not sure if I want to be a welfare slut or a homeless person the next 5 yrs.

One automatically leads to the other, of course you will have to remarry and become the dependent husband of an ethnic pork rind eating southern bell with a large ass and tattos that barely show up.

But will I still be able to bite my own toenails?

[username]

Obama has more money in his re-election war chest than all the GOP combined. Everyone knows that money wins elections. I'm just not sure if I want to be a welfare slut or a homeless person the next 5 yrs.

The Super PACs are evil.

[IMaDick]

I can tell when a politician is lying if username defends him or her.

If you want to know the truth it's the otherside of what you hear.

[Cracker]

One automatically leads to the other, of course you will have to remarry and become the dependent husband of an ethnic pork rind eating southern bell with a large ass and tattos that barely show up.

Stop trying to hook me up with Maggot. I'm not taking ramsey's sloppy seconds.

[QueenBee]

Only calls I seem to be getting show on my caller ID as NEWT2012, I ignore them.

[Maggot]

I am reminded of a story............

[Cracker]

Jesus, Maggot, that was almost as long as the movie. You stoners have no real sense of time passing...

[Lady Cop]

meanwhile, back in the normal state of NH...

is this our Maggot? ----->




MANCHESTER, N.H. — A campaign stop at a New Hampshire eatery unraveled into a bit of a circus when the media scrum chasing Ron Paul apparently became too much for the 76-year-old Texas congressman to handle.

Paul had been planning to make the rounds through Moe Joe’s restaurant before settling down to eat breakfast with his wife, Carol — who said he enjoys apple pancakes — at a table in the corner.


But the plans quickly changed. Barely able to move through the restaurant as hundreds of journalists and videographers surrounded him on all sides, Paul ignored the questions being lobbed at him and slowly inched through the restaurant, offering a few autographs to supporters along the way.

“Guys, you’ve got to take it easy,” shouted one Paul staffer, imploring the media to give the congressman some space.

No such luck.

“Ron Paul: We have you surrounded. We are the media,” sounded the voice from a megaphone as Paul staffers ushered him into a waiting SUV, just minutes after he arrived at the restaurant.

Holding the megaphone was a man dressed roughly as a wizard, with shaggy hair and tousled beard, wearing a massive black boot upside down on his head.

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-...vent-early

[Maggot]

That guy with the boot on his head is running for prez.

[Lady Cop]

That guy with the boot on his head is running for prez.

on the naked clammer platform?


And, second to Paul as a crowd pleaser, was Vermin Love Supreme, a black boot atop his head holding court and holding up Paul’s cavalcade as it tried to head out of the lot. He yelled to the congressman that he was a chicken for not wanting to debate him and promptly played a recording of the chicken dance, drawing laughter from the media crowd.

“ Free ponies for all Americans,” he proclaimed.

And, so it goes in the Granite State in the final hours of Presidential Primary madness.

[Maggot]

His picture was in the paper yesterday. He may get my vote if he says he will get rid of fishing license fees. I have to renew mine this month.