01-17-2012, 07:14 PM
i've told this story before, you can refuse to read it if you want to 
. but on this theme...we had 2 stinking drunk females in booking, and although jewelry is always removed on arrest, we couldn't get a big rock diamond off of one of them. she was combative and disgusting.
so they are put in a holding cell to sober up.
a few hours later we hear screeching and screaming...one of them had sucked the ring off the other one's finger. *suuuuuuuuuuck*
well let me tell you, the LT got a phone call waking his ass up, then a judge got a phone call waking his ass up and i transported the drunk bitch to the hospital for an X-ray.
the worst of it was some poor booking officer and jail nurse had to ...er...wait....and um...inspect for the ring to be expelled by natural means. ackkkkkk
. but on this theme...we had 2 stinking drunk females in booking, and although jewelry is always removed on arrest, we couldn't get a big rock diamond off of one of them. she was combative and disgusting.so they are put in a holding cell to sober up.
a few hours later we hear screeching and screaming...one of them had sucked the ring off the other one's finger. *suuuuuuuuuuck*
well let me tell you, the LT got a phone call waking his ass up, then a judge got a phone call waking his ass up and i transported the drunk bitch to the hospital for an X-ray.
the worst of it was some poor booking officer and jail nurse had to ...er...wait....and um...inspect for the ring to be expelled by natural means. ackkkkkk
