Have any of you ever been confined in a

[Duchess]

I can always tell when OP is whining to you in private.

OP has never whined to me about anything...ever.

I know exactly who the people are that can dish it out but can't take it, he's not one of them.

[FAHQTOO]

He is clearly obsessed with me

He's like a faithful dog, he follows you everywhere.

Are you in heat, OP? *snicker*

I can't tell who is following who around. I think they both share equally in the retardation.

[Lady Cop]

Dickie:
I can always tell when OP is whining to you in private.

i realize that was directed at Duchess, but Ninja never whinges/whines in private or public. forget that speculation.

by the same token, neither does Dick.

any emails or PMs i get from either one are interesting or amusing.

[username]

any emails or PMs i get from either one are interesting or amusing.

I'd laugh at their nakie photos too.

[FAHQTOO]

Leno had a good one wed night..."It's so cold in England today, their teeth would be chattering, if they had any"...
I always think of OP when I hear that kind of shit.

And, by the way...thanks for taking over winter for us. I think most of us appreciate it...I know I do.

[Duchess]

I think they both share equally in the retardation.

They each give as good as they get...

...I don't care what THEY do, I'm in it for what it brings me & my fun lies in siding with OP. Dick goes crazy. Asskissin' asskissin' asskissin'. Bwahaha.

[Cynical Ninja]

Leno had a good one wed night..."It's so cold in England today, their teeth would be chattering, if they had any"...
I always think of OP when I hear that kind of shit.

And, by the way...thanks for taking over winter for us. I think most of us appreciate it...I know I do.

The snow hasn't arrived where I am yet, although it is already fucking cold enough for snow, coldest its been all winter the last few days.

[IMaDick]

I think they both share equally in the retardation.

They each give as good as they get...

...I don't care what THEY do, I'm in it for what it brings me & my fun lies in siding with OP. Dick goes crazy. Asskissin' asskissin' asskissin'. Bwahaha.

Go ahead, some people eat worms and spiders and dog shit, why should you be any different?

[IMaDick]

any emails or PMs i get from either one are interesting or amusing.

I'd laugh at their nakie photos too.

No you wouldn't at least not mine you wouldn't.

[Duchess]

Go ahead, some people eat worms and spiders and dog shit, why should you be any different?

I love, love, love OP. I hope I get to spend all day kissing his ass 'cuz it's mmm mmm good! I like spending time with him because he's FUN. You wouldn't know fun if it bit you on your ass.

Take a note, you crotchety old bastard.

fun/fən/Noun: Enjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure: "anyone who turns up can join in the fun".


Adjective: Amusing, entertaining, or enjoyable: "it was a fun evening".


Verb: Joke or tease: "no need to get sore—I was only funning"; "they are just funning you".


Synonyms: noun. amusement - joke - sport - jest - lark - entertainment
verb. joke - jest - banter - jape - lark

Maybe you'd like it better if I ignored your junky ass. There's a thought.

[IMaDick]

Go ahead, some people eat worms and spiders and dog shit, why should you be any different?

I love, love, love OP. I hope I get to spend all day kissing his ass 'cuz it's mmm mmm good! I like spending time with him because he's FUN. You wouldn't know fun if it bit you on your ass.

Take a note, you crotchety old bastard.

fun/fən/Noun: Enjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure: "anyone who turns up can join in the fun".


Adjective: Amusing, entertaining, or enjoyable: "it was a fun evening".


Verb: Joke or tease: "no need to get sore—I was only funning"; "they are just funning you".


Synonyms: noun. amusement - joke - sport - jest - lark - entertainment
verb. joke - jest - banter - jape - lark

Maybe you'd like it better if I ignored your junky ass. There's a thought.

I'm not buying the bleach to clean you up afterwards.

[Duchess]

I'm not buying the bleach to clean you up afterwards.

Good! Go to VS and buy anything from the Dream Angels collection & I'll be good to go.

Hint: I smell Heavenly. *sniff sniff*

[IMaDick]

I'm not buying the bleach to clean you up afterwards.

Good! Go to VS and buy anything from the Dream Angels collection & I'll be good to go.

Hint: I smell Heavenly. *sniff sniff*

I bought you a leather hat.

http://www.dhgate.com/wholesale-sex-prod...15b87.html

[Duchess]

[IMaDick]

Wassa matta, don't you like it?

[Duchess]

It's not pretty & wouldn't flatter me so therefore I wouldn't touch it with a pole.

I can afford better, you cheap bastard.

[IMaDick]

I looked at one with a zippered front, it was a little more expensive.