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[IMaDick]

Are we talking like shoes and shit? Cuz the last time I was in an intimate situation it took the both of us around 2 minutes flat to undress each other, shoes and all.

no foreplay that must have been real nice for you.

Geezus, Dick, you need to stay out of the sexual threads.

If I find out you get excited by my posts I will stay out of the sexual threads.

[LuciferLynn]

Hunh. I do a little home drinking when my kids aren't there, but theres always other people with me. Are there other people with you?

[LuciferLynn]

Are we talking like shoes and shit? Cuz the last time I was in an intimate situation it took the both of us around 2 minutes flat to undress each other, shoes and all.

no foreplay that must have been real nice for you.

Geezus, Dick, you need to stay out of the sexual threads.

If I find out you get excited by my posts I will stay out of the sexual threads.

He just wants you to say you get excited! Don't do it unless you want to be jack off material!

[HairOfTheDog]

Hunh. I do a little home drinking when my kids aren't there, but theres always other people with me. Are there other people with you?

When I have a chance to have a drink or two, it's almost always at home alone. Nice to have dinner with friends and share wine at a restaurant sometimes. But, equally nice to relax by myself and catch a little buzz after a long day/week, just because I feel like it.

[IMaDick]

Hunh. I do a little home drinking when my kids aren't there, but theres always other people with me. Are there other people with you?

I sometimes have people here when I drink sometimes I don't.

it just depends on what mood I'm in or how fucking sick of people I am.

You would have to live in this place to understand, but if I want company I build a little campfire in the pit in the back yard, turn on some music and people will just stop and come in and sit around and have a few drinks, laugh a little and leave that will continue until I put out the fire and turn off the music

If i don't want company I stay in the house.

[username]

Hunh. I do a little home drinking when my kids aren't there, but theres always other people with me. Are there other people with you?

I sometimes have people here when I drink sometimes I don't.

it just depends on what mood I'm in or how fucking sick of people I am.

You would have to live in this place to understand, but if I want company I build a little campfire in the pit in the back yard, turn on some music and people will just stop and come in and sit around and have a few drinks, laugh a little and leave that will continue until I put out the fire and turn off the music

If i don't want company I stay in the house.

Is your wife chained in the basement?

[IMaDick]

Hunh. I do a little home drinking when my kids aren't there, but theres always other people with me. Are there other people with you?

I sometimes have people here when I drink sometimes I don't.

it just depends on what mood I'm in or how fucking sick of people I am.

You would have to live in this place to understand, but if I want company I build a little campfire in the pit in the back yard, turn on some music and people will just stop and come in and sit around and have a few drinks, laugh a little and leave that will continue until I put out the fire and turn off the music

If i don't want company I stay in the house.

Is your wife chained in the basement?

Not all the time. I let her out to do laundry and wash the dishes.

[IMaDick]

Are we talking like shoes and shit? Cuz the last time I was in an intimate situation it took the both of us around 2 minutes flat to undress each other, shoes and all.

no foreplay that must have been real nice for you.

Geezus, Dick, you need to stay out of the sexual threads.

If I find out you get excited by my posts I will stay out of the sexual threads.

He just wants you to say you get excited! Don't do it unless you want to be jack off material!

you must have lost your fucking mind.

[Midwest Spy]

Hunh. I do a little home drinking when my kids aren't there, but theres always other people with me. Are there other people with you?

I sometimes have people here when I drink sometimes I don't.

it just depends on what mood I'm in or how fucking sick of people I am.

You would have to live in this place to understand, but if I want company I build a little campfire in the pit in the back yard, turn on some music and people will just stop and come in and sit around and have a few drinks, laugh a little and leave that will continue until I put out the fire and turn off the music

If i don't want company I stay in the house.

Is your wife chained in the basement?

Not all the time. I let her out to do laundry and wash the dishes.

Dick's all about helping, though. He folds the laundry and empties the dishwasher.

[IMaDick]

Dick's all about helping, though. He folds the laundry and empties the dishwasher.

Don't try to push your miserable soup chicken life off on me.

fucking bed bath and beyond? furniture shopping?

Get the fuck outta town.

[LuciferLynn]

Hunh. I do a little home drinking when my kids aren't there, but theres always other people with me. Are there other people with you?

I sometimes have people here when I drink sometimes I don't.

it just depends on what mood I'm in or how fucking sick of people I am.

You would have to live in this place to understand, but if I want company I build a little campfire in the pit in the back yard, turn on some music and people will just stop and come in and sit around and have a few drinks, laugh a little and leave that will continue until I put out the fire and turn off the music

If i don't want company I stay in the house.

Is your wife chained in the basement?

Not all the time. I let her out to do laundry and wash the dishes.

Dick's all about helping, though. He folds the laundry and empties the dishwasher.

Awww, Dick, you're just an old softie, aren't ya?

[IMaDick]

I sometimes have people here when I drink sometimes I don't.

it just depends on what mood I'm in or how fucking sick of people I am.

You would have to live in this place to understand, but if I want company I build a little campfire in the pit in the back yard, turn on some music and people will just stop and come in and sit around and have a few drinks, laugh a little and leave that will continue until I put out the fire and turn off the music

If i don't want company I stay in the house.

Is your wife chained in the basement?

Not all the time. I let her out to do laundry and wash the dishes.

Dick's all about helping, though. He folds the laundry and empties the dishwasher.

Awww, Dick, you're just an old softie, aren't ya?

I can be.

[username]

Trim ur quotes bitches! I get a pass; I'm pedaling.

[IMaDick]

Trim ur quotes bitches! I get a pass; I'm pedaling.

It won't help your lumpy knees to peddle.

[Midwest Spy]

Awww, Dick, you're just an old softie, aren't ya?

I can be.

As long as Mrs. IMaDick doesn't start referring to 'it' as Mr. Softy, you'll be fine.

[username]

Trim ur quotes bitches! I get a pass; I'm pedaling.

It won't help your lumpy knees to peddle.

No but it might if I pedal.

I'm thinking about getting knee reduction surgery when I get my free healthcare.

Ha!

[IMaDick]

Awww, Dick, you're just an old softie, aren't ya?

I can be.

As long as Mrs. IMaDick doesn't start referring to 'it' as Mr. Softy, you'll be fine.

Now you see this is more like it, people should post real life experiances for the rest of us to learn from.

Thanks MS.

[IMaDick]

Trim ur quotes bitches! I get a pass; I'm pedaling.

It won't help your lumpy knees to peddle.

No but it might if I pedal.

I'm thinking about getting knee reduction surgery when I get my free healthcare.

Ha!

Or may be when you get your free health care you could get knee reduction surgery.