Username jealousy thread

[Midwest Spy]

I personally think if the thread were titled: Username Threesome Thread, that it would've garnered far more action.

Something along the lines of:

If User were to have a 3-way, would she be with 2 men, or would she capitulate to her husband's desires and bring in some random chick?

Thoughts...

If you really don't want your thread to die, why don't you tackle the above question?

I mean, secretly, most here would like to know...

[HairOfTheDog]

I personally think if the thread were titled: Username Threesome Thread, that it would've garnered far more action.

Something along the lines of:

If User were to have a 3-way, would she be with 2 men, or would she capitulate to her husband's desires and bring in some random chick?

Thoughts...

If you really don't want your thread to die, why don't you tackle the above question?

I mean, secretly, most here would like to know...

You never cease to amaze with your uncanny ability to know what most people are secretly thinking.

I must be a minority, because I'm never thinking what you think we're thinking.

[Midwest Spy]

I personally think if the thread were titled: Username Threesome Thread, that it would've garnered far more action.

Something along the lines of:

If User were to have a 3-way, would she be with 2 men, or would she capitulate to her husband's desires and bring in some random chick?

Thoughts...

If you really don't want your thread to die, why don't you tackle the above question?

I mean, secretly, most here would like to know...

You never cease to amaze with your uncanny ability to know what most people are secretly thinking.

I must be a minority, because I'm never thinking what you think we're thinking.

This is why I used the word 'secretly'.

You'll deny it publicly, but long to know User's desires internally.

It's okay. You're just like everyone else here.

[HairOfTheDog]

This is why I used the word 'secretly'.

You'll deny it publicly, but long to know User's desires internally.

It's okay. You're just like everyone else here.

Ah, that makes sense. So if you use "secretly" then the fact that you're clueless can never be definitively proven, even if everyone took the time to tell you what they are actually thinking. They're all just lying and keeping what they're REALLY thinking secret.

I think you might be on to something there MS. This is certainly a forum full of timid wallflowers.

[IMaDick]

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If you really don't want your thread to die, why don't you tackle the above question?

I mean, secretly, most here would like to know...

You never cease to amaze with your uncanny ability to know what most people are secretly thinking.

[quote]I must be a minority, because I'm never thinking what you think we're thinking.

This is why I used the word 'secretly'.

You'll deny it publicly, but long to know User's desires internally.

It's okay. You're just like everyone else here.

Ah, that makes sense. So if you use "secretly" then the fact that you're clueless about whatever everyone is thinking can never be definitively proven, even if everyone took the time to tell you what they are actually thinking. They're all just lying and keeping what they're REALLY thinking secret.

I think you might be on to something there MS. This is certainly a forum full of timid wallflowers.

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Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

[Midwest Spy]

Ah, that makes sense. So if you use "secretly" then the fact that you're clueless can never be definitively proven, even if everyone took the time to tell you what they are actually thinking. They're all just lying and keeping what they're REALLY thinking secret.

And Bingo was his name!

[Midwest Spy]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

4 hours per session?

Are you a Viagra man?

[IMaDick]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

4 hours per session?

Are you a Viagra man?

Not even, I know that four hours seems like a long time to a minute man but in reality it's not.

[HairOfTheDog]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

I believe that's completley true. I don't blame you. Thank you for sharing your (not so) secret thoughts publicly. You are not like all of the rest, Dick.

[Midwest Spy]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

4 hours per session?

Are you a Viagra man?

Not even, I know that four hours seems like a long time to a minute man but in reality it's not.

C'mon Dick, minute man?

That was pretty juvenile. I was actually talking in all seriousness about enhancements.

Neither me or my partner would want to go for 4 hours.

I was looking for some feedback, like maybe the little blue pill was worth looking into??

[Cracker]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

Which is worse?:

Four hours of Dick touching you and breathing on you

Four hours in the car with ramsey

[IMaDick]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

4 hours per session?

Are you a Viagra man?

Not even, I know that four hours seems like a long time to a minute man but in reality it's not.

C'mon Dick, minute man?

That was pretty juvenile. I was actually talking in all seriousness about enhancements.

Neither me or my partner would want to go for 4 hours.

I don't know your "partner" but with that word as a descriptor I pictured a cowboy in chaps.

assholes were not made for 4 hour sessions in fact I don't think they were made for 4 second sessions.

I suggest a tattoo on your back that says " exit only"

[Midwest Spy]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

Which is worse?:

Four hours of Dick touching you and breathing on you

Four hours in the car with ramsey

Why don't you pose this as an official poll question?

In my case, I'll take Ramsey.

[IMaDick]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

Which is worse?:

Four hours of Dick touching you and breathing on you

Four hours in the car with ramsey

See if Ramsey wants to do an experiment I will give four hours in a car with her a try.

It's been awhile since I did the back seat thing but I always enjoyed it when I did.

[HairOfTheDog]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

Which is worse?:

Four hours of Dick touching you and breathing on you

Four hours in the car with ramsey

Is she in the backseat, gagged, during the ride?

Nevermind. B.

j/k Ramsey...

[ramseycat]

Jesus Christ, I just want 4 hours with user four times a week.

Which is worse?:

Four hours of Dick touching you and breathing on you

Four hours in the car with ramsey

Why don't you pose this as an official poll question?

In my case, I'll take Ramsey.

Aww why thank you MS!

[IMaDick]

Aww why thank you MS!

So what was it Ramsey?

was it his use of the phrase

Ride the baloney pony?

[ramseycat]

Dick, you did NOT just say baloney pony. I am just shaking my head at that one. You must be old to come up with sayings like that.

[Midwest Spy]

Dick, you did NOT just say baloney pony. I am just shaking my head at that one. You must be old to come up with sayings like that.

Ramsey, I said Baloney Pony. Yes, a little dorky, but trying to keep it somewhat clean.

[Cracker]

ramsey is 50. She pretends to be a teenager, but she is 50. Think about that for a second and how stupid she is and how she makes her elderly mother raise her kids for her and how bitter she is regarding her ex (even though he is over 50, too) and how she answers phones at the insurace company all day (adjusters are out and about all day, they are never tied to the phones and computers in the office) and how she pretends to sleep with 20 year old boys. She is really creepy as fuck if you look at the whole picture at once...