Nosy neighbors

[Cracker]

Sorry Crackass, you are wrong again. But I am sure you are used to it by now. I doubt you could even afford to drive down my brother's street. Hopefully soon to be mine as I am considering buying the house next door to his so that I can help him out. And too bad your mother won't have anything to do with your heathens. Don't be jealous that my mon adores my kids and loves being with them. Go on now and brush your wig so you can brag about what nice hair you have. (cough cough)

This was actually funny. I looked up the average pay scale for adjusters: It's less than half what I make. Plus, we all know you are a secretary.

You can't afford full-price anywhere. I don't believe you. I think maybe because you bitch about child support all the time. Or because you are dumb.

Remember I read what Greeneyes wrote about your kids (repeating stuff you actually posted). I don't think I would leave the little one alone with the big one, either.

Now keep telling me what a fabulous job you are doing with your life. Pretend my hair is fake because you have a bozo and can't grow long hair anywhere but your top lip.

[sally]

Dick probally is the nosy neighbor, the old hen. The neighbors see him coming and try to hide knowing he's going to talk their ear off and bum all their smokes.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't mind neighbors. If I did, I wouldn't live where I live now. What I mind are people that can't mind their business. I don't know if she thinks b/c she knows my Grandparents she's got a right to it or what. I'm not breaking any laws drinking in my backyard on my own property, theres a noise ordinance in my neighborhood so the music is off at 10 PM or we move it inside. I keep my yard neat and clean and my son mows her lawn for free over the summer. I fail to see what she's doing with the photos, as far as I know, no one has ever seen them.

I think the seniors are having a good laugh at your expense; you're the butt of their jokes at the bi-weekly bridge circle. There's no film in that old Polaroid she keeps aiming at you. Your grandparents are in on it too. It's a good mock.

[username]

Haha!!

[LuciferLynn]

I don't mind neighbors. If I did, I wouldn't live where I live now. What I mind are people that can't mind their business. I don't know if she thinks b/c she knows my Grandparents she's got a right to it or what. I'm not breaking any laws drinking in my backyard on my own property, theres a noise ordinance in my neighborhood so the music is off at 10 PM or we move it inside. I keep my yard neat and clean and my son mows her lawn for free over the summer. I fail to see what she's doing with the photos, as far as I know, no one has ever seen them.

I think the seniors are having a good laugh at your expense; you're the butt of their jokes at the bi-weekly bridge circle. There's no film in that old Polaroid she keeps aiming at you. Your grandparents are in on it too. It's a good mock.

It's a digital. Where the hell can you even get a Polaroid camera these days? I haven't seen one since I was a kid.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't mind neighbors. If I did, I wouldn't live where I live now. What I mind are people that can't mind their business. I don't know if she thinks b/c she knows my Grandparents she's got a right to it or what. I'm not breaking any laws drinking in my backyard on my own property, theres a noise ordinance in my neighborhood so the music is off at 10 PM or we move it inside. I keep my yard neat and clean and my son mows her lawn for free over the summer. I fail to see what she's doing with the photos, as far as I know, no one has ever seen them.

I think the seniors are having a good laugh at your expense; you're the butt of their jokes at the bi-weekly bridge circle. There's no film in that old Polaroid she keeps aiming at you. Your grandparents are in on it too. It's a good mock.

It's a digital. Where the hell can you even get a Polaroid camera these days? I haven't seen one since I was a kid.

Old people have old things. Polaroids are old. See how that works? But, just for you edgy hipster types, let's modify the silly little joke to your contemporary taste. The Polaroid is gone; the digital camera is in. The seniors are just pointing a digital with no batteries or no charge. Ta da.

Btw, you haven't indicated that you've asked this neighbor lady why she appears to be taking pictures of your house. She is a friend of the family and your son mows her lawn. Old people can answer questions, I witness them doing it everyday. I know there's no drama in asking a simple question and getting a simple answer, but some highly important mysteries likes this one can be solved in mere minutes if you employ this time proven technique. Just a thought...

[LuciferLynn]

You're right, I haven't. I'm afraid she'll either deny it, which isn't true, we can all see the flash even when we can't see her or confirm it. I'm not entirely sure I want to know her reasons for doing either. She isn't necessarily a friend, she was just my grandparents neighbor for several years, they weren't particularly close and Gramma isn't crazy about her calling. My so mows her lawn b/c she is elderly and I taught him thats what you do. You take care of the elderly and she's our neighbor, like it or not.

[Cracker]

She's probably taking nude pics of herself in the mirror. Your neighbor is Smegs.

[HairOfTheDog]

She's probably taking nude pics of herself in the mirror. Your neighbor is Smegs.

[LuciferLynn]

She's probably taking nude pics of herself in the mirror. Your neighbor is Smegs.

Pahahahahaha! Oh my god what a terrible thought!

Next time I see her I'm asking what the deal is with the camera. I was thinking about it on the way home from work and I wont be happy if she's "secretly" taking pictures of my kids. If that doesn't work, my titties are coming out. Unless she turns out to be smegs. Then ill have to move.

[Maggot]

I have an old polaroid one step complete with case. Sometimes I bring it to weddings.

[Cracker]

You know Kodak is no more, Maggot. You may have to get one of these:

[sally]

My so mows her lawn b/c she is elderly and I taught him thats what you do. You take care of the elderly and she's our neighbor, like it or not.

How old is this woman? Is she a cute eccentric 90 year old or maybe she has Alzheimers? Because then I could see telling the kid to mow her lawn. But so far she sounds like a nasty old bitch and nasty old bitches don't deserve their lawn mowed for free.

[Cracker]

But so far she sounds like a nasty old bitch and nasty old bitches don't deserve their lawn mowed for free.

Hmm. I wonder if that is my problem.

I ended up liking Lucy. I think you do, too.

[Maggot]

My Pink Flamingos are safe. Freddy, Juliette and Mark have been with me since 1986.

[username]

But so far she sounds like a nasty old bitch and nasty old bitches don't deserve their lawn mowed for free.

Hmm. I wonder if that is my problem.

I ended up liking Lucy. I think you do, too.

Loopylynn? Just goes to show there's no accounting for taste.

[Cracker]

Loopylynn? Just goes to show there's no accounting for taste.

You like her, too. You don't fool me.

[username]

Up until now I've tolerated her. Note: i'd put a laughing smilie in here but I can't on my damn phone.

[Cracker]

You like her. Just say it.

I will admit I don't hate ramsey and Alpharetta/Roswell is a nice area. And her brother's house is probably larger than mine, but I still doubt she is buying the one next door. Who would want her to live next door? Certainly not anyone that knows her.

[username]

Who would want her to live next door?

This guy?