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Don't fuck with this bitch !!!
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Woman blasts off boyfriend⿿s penis with firecrackers


25 May, 05:07 PM


A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.
The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.
When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik⿿s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.
Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.


I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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I didn't realize that could kill you ...
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Middle Finger Wrote:I didn't realize that could kill you ...
Having your todger blown to bits ...are you serious:shock:
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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Freak magnet Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I didn't realize that could kill you ...
Having your todger blown to bits ...are you serious:shock:

Yeah, I figured it would be like (in your case) a finger being blown off. I know there is likely more blood involved down there, but people get their entire hand cut off and live for crying out loud ...
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There's a major artery in your groin. If that was blown to bits along with his danglies, yeah, he could easily bleed to death.

I'd guess that the blowing up of the area did some major damage to the arteries and repairing them is the issue. He'd have to be stable enough to undergo that kind of massive reconstructive surgery of his arteries.
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Did Loreena Bobbit do time when she cut off her husband's works?
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Its always strange that some people can always see the funny side if a mans gentials get mutilated in some way, but if a womans genitals get damaged it is always a deadly serious business.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its always strange that some people can always see the funny side if a mans gentials get mutilated in some way, but if a womans genitals get damaged it is always a deadly serious business.

Other than child birth,or living in one of those fucked up countries where they circumcise women against their will, I have never heard of women's genitals getting damaged.

That's the glaring difference between men and women. Women can lop off a dick without a second thought, you men have been fighting and killing each other over pussy since the dawn of time.


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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its always strange that some people can always see the funny side if a mans gentials get mutilated in some way, but if a womans genitals get damaged it is always a deadly serious business.

Well they are kinda ugly (the bits) 12
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FAHQTOO Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its always strange that some people can always see the funny side if a mans gentials get mutilated in some way, but if a womans genitals get damaged it is always a deadly serious business.

Other than child birth,or living in one of those fucked up countries where they circumcise women against their will, I have never heard of women's genitals getting damaged.

That's the glaring difference between men and women. Women can lop off a dick without a second thought, you men have been fighting and killing each other over pussy since the dawn of time.
exactly
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Freak magnet Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its always strange that some people can always see the funny side if a mans gentials get mutilated in some way, but if a womans genitals get damaged it is always a deadly serious business.

Well they are kinda ugly (the bits) 12

::finger:: Go to hell, I love my balls.
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Quote:Well they are kinda ugly (the bits) 12
The fuckin things look like plucked chicken skin.
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Middle Finger Wrote:
Freak magnet Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its always strange that some people can always see the funny side if a mans gentials get mutilated in some way, but if a womans genitals get damaged it is always a deadly serious business.

Well they are kinda ugly (the bits) 12

::finger:: Go to hell, I love my balls.
Somebody should, poor little guys. ::aww::
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Middle Finger Wrote:
Freak magnet Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its always strange that some people can always see the funny side if a mans gentials get mutilated in some way, but if a womans genitals get damaged it is always a deadly serious business.

Well they are kinda ugly (the bits) 12

::finger:: Go to hell, I love my balls.
A little sauce, a little parmesan...
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