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Maggoty Mornings
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#81
07-20-2012, 01:52 PM
oh Maggiiiit...these were just found in NH clams. Smiley_emoticons_slash

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#82
07-20-2012, 01:56 PM
What the fuck is that thing? Ew.
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#83
07-20-2012, 02:20 PM
it's a cold virus. shhhh

















































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#84
07-20-2012, 02:38 PM


Fucking hell! I heard that!

That's what gets in us when we get a cold? Oh gods. I won't be able to stop thinking about those lil' worms when I hear/see people coughing & sniffling. *ick*
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#85
07-20-2012, 02:46 PM
WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?! You have done it now LC. I am going to be freaking about thinking about that thing when people around me are getting sick.
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#86
08-22-2012, 02:36 AM
oh Maggggggggot! these have been spotted in huge swarms circling the state liquor stores. billions of them! they will swoop down with their poisonous eyebrows to get your beer.


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#87
08-22-2012, 02:34 PM
Do not get them wet or feed them after midnight!!!!
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#88
08-22-2012, 02:59 PM
They look like king ragworm.
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#89
08-29-2012, 05:52 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MAGGOTTTTTTTTT! [Image: bdsong.gif]::bighug::

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#90
09-04-2012, 04:52 AM
you're going to need a bigger hook! hah

this will make your day Maggot!
(Maggot used to grow his own fishing worms)
i wonder if there is a nuke plant nearby?
put this big boy on a hook!
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An earthworm measuring 19" in length has stunned neighbors after being found in the gutter outside a house.

Li Zhiwei, a worker from the Forestry Bureau of Binchuan County, was putting some dates out to dry in his backyard when he spotted the massive invertebrate.

'It looked like a snake. I looked carefully and found it was actually a huge earthworm.' he said.

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#91
09-04-2012, 05:49 AM
Wow..........that would just barely fit in a persons mouth.
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#92
09-04-2012, 01:06 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_19988_the...lanet.html
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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