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#21
02-21-2012, 05:39 PM
Nope.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#22
02-21-2012, 05:41 PM
(02-21-2012, 05:39 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Nope.

C'mon! You can take a picture of your asshole in a handmirror...Dick would LOVE it!!
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#23
02-21-2012, 05:48 PM
(02-21-2012, 05:41 PM)username Wrote:
(02-21-2012, 05:39 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Nope.

C'mon! You can take a picture of your asshole in a handmirror...Dick would LOVE it!!



PAHAHHAA! But no. When I get my taxes done, maybe I'll venture in to have it done again and let you know the results, hows that?
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02-21-2012, 05:49 PM
(02-21-2012, 05:08 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Hardly. I'm not Amazonian so I'm not covered in hair from head to toe. However, now that you've said that, I'm self concious. How the hell do I know? I can't see my own ass.

I suppose if you're going to do a full 'brazilian', you'll have to get bleached as well.
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02-21-2012, 05:50 PM
Whoa whoa whoa. NO ONE said anything about bleach. Now you're just pushing it a little MS.
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02-21-2012, 05:52 PM
(02-21-2012, 05:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I suppose if you're going to do a full 'brazilian', you'll have to get bleached as well.

I KNEW you were an expert on assholes, too.

(02-21-2012, 05:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:

No, I've never had my ass waxed & as far as I know I don't have a hairy ass crack. *shudders*

Jeezus

If you wipe, you know. If you don't wipe...well, I don't what to say if you don't wipe.
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02-21-2012, 05:58 PM
I do. GUHROSS.
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02-21-2012, 06:00 PM
(02-21-2012, 05:50 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Whoa whoa whoa. NO ONE said anything about bleach. Now you're just pushing it a little MS.

And as long as we're discussing your 'undercarriage', we might as well take care of the front door as well. Have you had your 'vaginal rejuvenation' performed?
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#29
02-21-2012, 06:01 PM
How the hell can people spread their cheeks in front of a complete stranger? And who thinks when they grow up "I want to be an ass waxer"?
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02-21-2012, 06:05 PM
PAHAHAHA!
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02-21-2012, 06:07 PM
(02-21-2012, 06:01 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: And who thinks when they grow up "I want to be an ass waxer"?

That's the truth. After I left corporate life, for a split second I toyed with studying to be an aesthetician. I love skin care and goop but I quickly decided I could only work on people who had clear, blemish free skin. Who the hell wants to pop somebody's zits all day? No thanks.

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02-21-2012, 06:08 PM
I once met a guy that was really nice, super good looking, made a lot of money.....and he was a mortician. I couldn't imagine. Not that it isn't an honest days work, I mean, someones gotta do it, but he touches dead people all day, and then he wants to come home and touch ME? No thanks.
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02-21-2012, 06:52 PM
(02-21-2012, 05:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: If you wipe, you know. If you don't wipe...well, I don't what to say if you don't wipe.


Then my ass isn't hairy for fuckssake. Who the hell has an ass furry enough to pet.

Hairy assholes, poop, vomit, goat eating...the next time someone asks me what my Members discuss/debate, that's what I'm telling them.

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02-21-2012, 07:01 PM
(02-21-2012, 06:52 PM)Duchess Wrote: Who the hell has an ass furry enough to pet.

OP--but it was a hamster.


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02-22-2012, 11:43 AM
(02-21-2012, 07:01 PM)username Wrote: hamster.

Don't start parroting MF's lame repetoire you are better than that.
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02-22-2012, 12:44 PM
Man, I couldn't do a chick with a hairy ass, sounds like a prison sentence to me
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02-22-2012, 01:02 PM
(02-22-2012, 12:44 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Man, I couldn't do a chick with a hairy ass, sounds like a prison sentence to me

Bring back memories for you? hah
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02-22-2012, 01:20 PM
(02-22-2012, 01:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(02-22-2012, 12:44 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Man, I couldn't do a chick with a hairy ass, sounds like a prison sentence to me

Bring back memories for you? hah

No, but I saw Midnight Express. One of the many reasons I have made it a point to avoid jail

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02-22-2012, 01:28 PM
(02-22-2012, 11:43 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Don't start parroting MF's lame repetoire....

It was just handed to me on a silver platter--I should have refused. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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02-22-2012, 01:34 PM
(02-22-2012, 11:43 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(02-21-2012, 07:01 PM)username Wrote: hamster.

Don't start parroting MF's lame repetoire you are better than that.

CN pretends his sissy-mary hamster raising isn't still fair grounds, or evidence of his unmanly loser qualities, because I've mocked it too many times for him.
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