Anybody have a Tempur-Pedic?

[Lady Cop]

i have plans. when that fucker is finally gone, i am putting my desk there so i can always look out at the woods, snow, rain, animals, garden and apple trees.

i am inspired now!

[Cracker]

i am inspired now!

Wish I were there to help. We can be friends because we are both tall.

Post some pics of what you want it to look like. We don't give a fuck about this forum.

[Cracker]

Here's mine. Stupid fucking dog.

I like your bamboo. Is the whole set bamboo? Very zen, sally.

I bet you are mellow as hell. sally is chill.

I hope you start a thread about all the ways your mom drives you nuts when she comes to live at your house. A Mock Blog.

[Lady Cop]

i am inspired now!

Wish I were there to help. We can be friends because we are both tall.

Post some pics of what you want it to look like. We don't give a fuck about this forum.

yes, i only like tall friends. hahahaha come on up anytime~

what i visualize is feeling that i am outdoors, in the woods and the weather. pouring rain or falling snow. with only the glass in the way. i can see all the woodland creatures. NO curtains, there's nobody to look in except wild turkeys and the coyotes/werewolves.

[Adub]

i have plans.

Put it on craigslist.

[Lady Cop]

i have plans.

Put it on craigslist.

yes! the sex adverts! 6 people can get on that bed!

[username]

I read something by a Euro person who said American mattresses and box springs were nasty. They collect dust, skin flakes, germs, fluids, mites, etc and really can't be cleaned well.

That's exactly why I get the water proof mattress pads (that don't feel waterproof).

Wiki Answers: Does a mattress double in weight over 10 years?

The short answer, No, it doesn't Double in weight, but it does gain weight.

The long answer, a mattress does gain weight as the years pass. It absorbs the fluids that your body excretes (oil and sweat) as well as dead skin cells. Another weight factor, is that the mattress becomes host to microscopic dust mites, which live in the dust and feed on the skin cells. These then perform their normal biologic functions, and their excrement adds its weight to the mattress as well.

With all these factors, over 10 or so years, a 90 pound mattress can gain around 20 pounds.

20lbs of nasty...grooooooss.

[Duchess]

Fucking hell!

[Cracker]

Sorry. We tried to shield you Duchess. haha

yes, i only like tall friends. hahahaha come on up anytime~

what i visualize is feeling that i am outdoors, in the woods and the weather. pouring rain or falling snow. with only the glass in the way. i can see all the woodland creatures. NO curtains, there's nobody to look in except wild turkeys and the coyotes/werewolves.

Someday I will.

Wall color is important. What color are you thinking? I am into grey lately, but I live in a sunny area. Grey with grey winter would be depressing as hell. Light yellow?

[Duchess]

That shit is going to give me nightmares. Please don't let me heave in bed.

[Cracker]

Please don't let me heave in bed.

Might as well.

[FAHQTOO]

I have been reading/thinking about the mattress situation. I have a platform bed frame in storage I want to use instead of the iron one I have now. I want to downgrade to the queen so I can get rid of the huge damn set I have now. (I feel your pain LC, my set is super heavy solid wood.) I want to go minimalist so I can move in one little UHaul truck when I go off the grid. I want one bed, one dresser, one nightstand and one chair in my bedroom, not the megalithic heavy oak/metal I have now. It is killing my chi.

Don't read this part Duchess.

I read something by a Euro person who said American mattresses and box springs were nasty. They collect dust, skin flakes, germs, fluids, mites, etc and really can't be cleaned well. I got to thinking about that and it made me a little nauseous. (Edited for sally: and dog slobber and bits of poo off their butts and pee pee when they are happy to see you.)

FAHQ: Are the fake tempur brands complete shit? I would like a mattress I can throw away every few years and buy a new one rather than spending $4K on the first one.

I don't know about the fake ones, I have the real deal, logo and all.
My son worked there until he moved to LA. They make all kinds of foam shit there. I got my carpet padding for next to nothing.
I would probably prefer the sleep number if I could wrap my brain around paying the price for it. I've never heard anything bad about the sleep number bed.

[sally]

I like your bamboo. Is the whole set bamboo? Very zen, sally.

I bet you are mellow as hell. sally is chill.

I hope you start a thread about all the ways your mom drives you nuts when she comes to live at your house. A Mock Blog.

I let my husband pick the bedroom out (the dumb fuck), but I'd really prefer something more sleek and sexy. I'm not too crazy about the bamboo furniture, but we have bamboo flooring too and I really like that.

[username]

The sleep number beds come in different price ranges. I didn't get the top of the line...maybe middle. As I recall it was around 3-4k but I think it has a twenty year warranty.

[IMaDick]

I'd sleep in a hammock before I would pay 3 or 4 grand for a bed.

That's just fucking stupid.

[Cracker]

Why would you buy expensive boots but a cheap bed?

[sally]

I'd sleep in a hammock before I would pay 3 or 4 grand for a bed.

That's just fucking stupid.

We know that Dick, we've seen the pictures. No one is surprised that you're not sleeping on a Tempur-Pedic dressed in Neiman Marcus.

[IMaDick]

I sleep on a posture-pedic thank you very much. Too bad you all live in a dream world where reality can never reach you.

[IMaDick]

I sleep on a posturepedic euro top thank you very much.

I'm glad you like my home, it means so much to me that you do.

[username]

I sleep on a posture-pedic thank you very much. I'm jealous because I can't afford a better bed and even if I could I'm too damn cheap to pay for one.

Fixed it.