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#61
03-03-2012, 12:09 AM
To make your butt clap you need to have enough flesh on your butt to move well. If you do, then bounce your knees together and flex your butt muscles. Do this in a type of small jump. Then you should hear the butt clap.
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03-03-2012, 12:12 AM
(03-03-2012, 12:09 AM)krystalshores Wrote: To make your butt clap you need to have enough flesh on your butt to move well. If you do, then bounce your knees together and flex your butt muscles. Do this in a type of small jump. Then you should hear the butt clap.
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28...Since I don't have a fat ass, and I'm not black...I guess I have no worries.

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#63
03-03-2012, 12:15 AM
I DO have a big ass. I'm going to try it!!!!
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03-03-2012, 12:39 AM
Ugh....that was stupid. I'm sure I looked like an idiot hah
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03-03-2012, 01:19 AM
(03-03-2012, 12:39 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Ugh....that was stupid. I'm sure I looked like an idiot hah



That's the whole point of this forum...to say stupid shit like that, that you would probably never say in the real world.

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03-03-2012, 01:46 AM
(03-03-2012, 01:19 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(03-03-2012, 12:39 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Ugh....that was stupid. I'm sure I looked like an idiot hah



That's the whole point of this forum...to say stupid shit like that, that you would probably never say in the real world.

And probably shouldn't admit to on a mock forum.

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#67
03-03-2012, 08:18 AM
Do the butt clap User!!



Oh wait you can't :( you don't have an ass!! hah
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#68
03-03-2012, 08:54 AM


Fucking hell.

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03-03-2012, 09:48 AM
I saw a stripper once who could crush a beer can with her butt cheeks. She wasn't large Or black.
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#70
03-03-2012, 10:23 AM
I've seen alot of booty clapping in my days. 113
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#71
03-05-2012, 07:05 PM
(03-02-2012, 07:23 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(02-26-2012, 10:43 PM)username Wrote: And the Oscar for stupidest question in a forum ever goes to....

Oh, it's different when you say it!

I think you are all racist against Australians. That's what I think.

I can't believe this nitwit thinks Australian is a race! She must be the effin' mostest stupider Roo on the planet next to her tard offspring and bed wetting dog.

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#72
03-06-2012, 07:02 PM
Looks like this thread got lost between butt clapping, Aussies and people without their pills.

So what is going on today? Anything in special need of attention?
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#73
03-06-2012, 07:08 PM
(03-06-2012, 07:02 PM)Daktari Wrote: So what is going on today?


It costs 27,000.00 to send a kid to private school, that doesn't include the cost of their books.

Full coverage health insurance costs just under 22,000 for two people for a years coverage.

Both my bowls are plugged the hell up & I have no pipe cleaners so I'm trying like hell to roll a joint without my nails tearing the paper.

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03-06-2012, 07:16 PM
(03-06-2012, 07:02 PM)Daktari Wrote: So what is going on today? Anything in special need of attention?

Read the board you lazy fuck.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#75
03-06-2012, 08:03 PM
(03-06-2012, 07:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: Both my bowels are plugged the hell up

Use a paper clip

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03-06-2012, 08:12 PM


I so quickly read that I thought it said both my bowels were plugged up. 28

Jesus Christ.

Thanks for the tip, Adub.
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03-06-2012, 08:18 PM
(03-06-2012, 07:16 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 07:02 PM)Daktari Wrote: So what is going on today? Anything in special need of attention?

Read the board you lazy fuck.

I'm not sure just what virgins are allowed to read. There may be some hidden, secret stuff. But, I wouldn't know. I'm no virgin.

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#78
03-06-2012, 08:21 PM
(03-06-2012, 08:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Thanks for the tip, Adub.

No problem. I find fucked up paper clips laying around all the time. That is a major bitch at my house. Disrespectful kids, imo.
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#79
03-06-2012, 08:25 PM
(03-06-2012, 08:03 PM)Adub Wrote:
(03-06-2012, 07:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: Both my bowels are plugged the hell up

Use a paper clip


Cut the end off a q-tip.

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#80
03-06-2012, 08:27 PM
Or since you are Duchess, just throw the motherfuckers away and demand a new bowl.
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