03-02-2012, 04:54 PM
Congrats!! That's a gorgeous ring!!! Please do share the story!
How many times have you been married?
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03-02-2012, 04:54 PM
Congrats!! That's a gorgeous ring!!! Please do share the story!
03-02-2012, 05:44 PM
You have fat hands.
I couldn't resist. These dumb idiots don't know you're not supposed to congratulate the bride-to-be (stupid but true). Congrats to your future husband. Very pretty ring. Commando Cunt Queen
03-02-2012, 05:48 PM
(03-02-2012, 04:24 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Holy Shit! I was right! Look at what I got last night! Happy trails!
03-02-2012, 06:11 PM
03-02-2012, 06:13 PM
03-02-2012, 06:57 PM
No it was for userbitch.
03-02-2012, 07:05 PM
(03-02-2012, 06:57 PM)krystalshores Wrote: No it was for userbitch. I meant, that's what some of them say about me. I have a whopping six inch wrist and depending on which hand, my ring size is 7-8. I have massive man hands & I look like a wildebeest. Grrrr
03-03-2012, 12:01 PM
That just means you give a great massage....unless it's like making sammiches, and you dont go there....
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
03-04-2012, 10:26 AM
Yeah, it was...thats what I get for not reading the entire convo before opening my piehole.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
03-04-2012, 03:53 PM
That's a beautiful ring!! Congratulations and I hope you have a long and happy marriage.
p.s. don't take marital advice from MF.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
03-05-2012, 09:53 AM
Yes, don't take any advice from someone who is successful at it. Instead, take advice from bad-judgment, boyfriend-hiding, common penny bitches like Ramsey.
03-05-2012, 10:23 AM
Advice for the about to be married? Bwaaaa hahahahahahah.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
03-05-2012, 03:42 PM
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
03-05-2012, 05:46 PM
03-05-2012, 06:46 PM
(03-05-2012, 05:46 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-05-2012, 09:53 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: common penny I can't even tell you how insulted I was by that comment.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
03-05-2012, 07:17 PM
I knew he should have said common zinc penny.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
03-05-2012, 07:20 PM
I heard recently that the older pennies are worth more as copper than they are a penny.
03-05-2012, 07:39 PM
Tis true.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
03-06-2012, 07:56 AM
Have been married -
43 years, 2 months, 6 days, 11 hours, 54 minutes, 50 seconds........H-E-L-P |
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