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Dork: I just look on the night stand as long as her teeth are still in the glass everything is good.
shaddup. i have been married 7 times, take lots of drugs and i am feeling MEAN. yer gonna get zapped. you never answered me in the Dickie intervention thread. but i got your salacious email you horny bastard. i really really want to rip someone a new one. i'll be my sweet self tomorrow.
edit to add: i think people who post from work all day are stealing from their employer.
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Well aint that a shame! 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-01-2012, 02:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: Well aint that a shame!
you de boss silly!
hey. i need you to come down here and get rid of this bed.
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(03-01-2012, 02:38 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: edit to add: i think people who post from work all day are stealing from their employer.
Of course they are but I don't understand why you would discourage them from doing so.
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(03-01-2012, 02:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: (03-01-2012, 02:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: Well aint that a shame!
you de boss silly!
hey. i need you to come down here and get rid of this bed.
You need to be nicer than you have been lately.  no ice cream for you.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-01-2012, 02:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: (03-01-2012, 02:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: (03-01-2012, 02:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: Well aint that a shame!
you de boss silly!
hey. i need you to come down here and get rid of this bed.
You need to be nicer than you have been lately. no ice cream for you.
i will be nice. i love you for the maple sugar candy. i'll buy you lobster and beer. is that nice enough? i LOVE Maggotyboo!
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Some idiot put a box inside a box inside a box inside a box from one of the branches and sent it to me and taped the living shit out of each box. Wanna know what was in it?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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well you're going to tell me anyway. what was in it?
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A french fry, a pen, and a quarter. WTF does that mean anyways? 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-01-2012, 03:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: A french fry, a pen, and a quarter. WTF does that mean anyways?
It means if you don't start signing the fucking paperwork that you will be begging for quarters and eating fucking fast food on a regular basis.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
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(03-01-2012, 01:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I heard username can't see shit with her phone, that's all I know about this right now.
Still. Hrumph.
KS "get some sunshine" post made me want to shank somebody.
I like feisty LC and she's right...THIEVES!!
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I post from my office all the time, the only time I don't is when I'm in bed & posting from my BlackBerry.
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Ha! I'm sitting under a hair dryer with tinfoil bits all over my head. Where's that crazy bitch with all the conspiracy theories? Maybe we could connect.
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OOOOO I want highlights. I can't stand sitting in the chair that long though so I dread it. Love it when it's done though.
Sorry LC. I put in enough hours here that I don't get paid for so I don't feel as if I am stealing. This place is my sanity during the day or I would be a totaly biotch! People complaining about their injuries and how they are not getting what they think their injury is worth and how they can't work blah blah blah. Yet they can go to the casino and gamble or clean snow off the top of their Escalade with a broom with no problems. Surveillance is good! So yes I pop in here for some comic relief. Sue me.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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When my paycheck starts balancing out with the hours I'm here, then I'm stealing. When I start actually getting a 30 minute lunch break instead of working through it b/c no one else can answer a fucking phone, take a delivery, or wait 30 minutes for this to be done, THEN I'm stealing. When I say I'm unavailable and I stop getting pages, called, texted or yelled for, in other words, I AM unavaliable, THEN I'm stealing. Until that happens, any free time I have during the day is used for me.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(03-01-2012, 03:32 PM)username Wrote: KS "get some sunshine" post made me want to shank somebody.
You liked that huh? Have you seen what I wrote about you in the intro thread yet frigidaire?
Be careful with that shank sweet pea. If you piss your stylist off she might fry what little hair you have left off that tiny little head of yours.
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(03-01-2012, 04:01 PM)krystalshores Wrote: (03-01-2012, 03:32 PM)username Wrote: KS "get some sunshine" post made me want to shank somebody.
You liked that huh? Have you seen what I wrote about you in the intro thread yet frigidaire?
Be careful with that shank sweet pea. If you piss your stylist off she might fry what little hair you have left off that tiny little head of yours.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(03-01-2012, 04:01 PM)krystalshores Wrote: You liked that huh? Have you seen what I wrote about you in the intro thread yet frigidaire?
Be careful with that shank sweet pea. If you piss your stylist off she might fry what little hair you have left off that tiny little head of yours.
Wut, this?
(02-29-2012, 11:38 PM)krystalshores Wrote: In your dreams Tony. But I'm pretty sure User's kittie want to lick my fish tail.
It disturbs me that you're having sexual fantasies about me and that you don't know that there should be an "s" on the end of "want" but...I'm happy for you. Acknowledging that your bits smell like a week old fish taco is a start. Maybe you should see your doctor about that.
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