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Would you eat a live Gold fish for a prank.
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Apprentice contestant Ben Clarke faces RSPCA probe after swallowing live pet at party[Image: ben_01_1605_39923a.jpg]FOR MY NEXT SICK TRICK: Ben gees up crowd[Image: ben_02_1605_39924a.jpg]FISH & LIPS: Sicko wipes mouth after swallowing pet
APPRENTICE posh boy Ben Clarke swallowed a LIVE GOLDFISH whole in a sick stunt at a boozy birthday bash.Our shocking pictures show the shark in a suit gulping down the defenceless creature as he's cheered on by a crowd of guffawing toffs.
After polishing off the pet in a shot glass-condemning it to a horrific death dissolving in stomach acid-swaggering Ben then egged on his drunken friends to swill down 15 MORE goldfish.
And we can reveal that the slimy Apprentice contestant could now face an investigation into animal cruelty by the RSPCA after we passed on pictures of his shocking antics.
A horrified party guest told us: "Ben was out of control! Yes it was a drunken party but how can anyone defend eating a live animal just for a laugh?"
BowlsTrainee stockbroker Ben-whose breathtaking arrogance on the BBC show has irritated self-made tycoon Alan Sugar-disgraced himself at a lavish 21st birthday party for friend Rebecca McConnell earlier this month.
The former Gavin Henson lookalike -who claims making money is better than sex-joined guests dining on salmon in filo parcels and fine wine at the marquee bash near Dalkeith, Midlothian.
The goldfish, in decorative bowls, were part of the table decorations.
"It was nearing midnight and everyone had been on the champagne and wine for a good five hours," explained our source.
"Ben and his brother were at the top table, but by this point everyone was milling about and mixing.
"Obviously a lot of booze had gone down and attention suddenly turned to the goldfish bowls. Someone made a joke about eating one of the fish. And if you were going to bet on anyone taking things too far it would be safe to put all your money on Ben.
"So no one was shocked when he got involved in the dare. He wasn't alone - four or five others from different tables followed his lead too."
Our pictures show what happened next. Ben takes a glass tumbler and scoops one of the fish out of its bowl.
He's then seen appealing for the applause of the 150-strong crowd before downing the "shot" in one.
The gobsmacked onlooker added: "Ben just swallowed the fish whole. No one could quite believe he had done it.
"There was not a flicker of squeamishness as it went down the hatch. There's no doubt in my mind that he enjoyed doing it.
"The blokes were clapping and the girls were groaning. I thought it was disgusting behaviour, but Ben thought he was the cock of the walk afterwards.
"He loves behaving outrageously and to him this was just high jinks. Some of the others at the table thought it was too - the laughter was unbearable.
"It was clearly enormously cruel to the fish. Ben was only interested in showing off though."
Not satsfied with that, Ben then began to wind up other revellers - all former students of two leading Edinburgh public schools - to follow his lead.
One floppy-haired partygoer in a kilt had to admit defeat after he couldn't go through with the cruel act. Instead he looked on in horror as his un-eaten fish squirmed in his hand.
The source went on: "Ben's behaviour started off other people doing the same thing. All of a sudden 'fish-shooting' became a five-minute craze.
"Sixteen goldfish were consumed by Ben and his mates. He had the first one but then started egging on his pals to do the same."
On social networking site Facebook, Ben's savage behaviour was the talk of the posh partygoers for days afterwards.
Pictures with titles like "Ben Clarke about to down the poor fish!" and "going in for the kill" appeared in people's albums.
One Facebooker even went into gruesome detail of exactly how Ben's stomach acid would have finished off the goldfish.
It explained how "Strong hydrochloric acid burns the fish . . . eating away at the its eyes and fins, completely dissolving both within less than ten minutes."
Last night News of the World medical expert Dr Hilary Jones confirmed: "The stomach is full of hydrochloric acid with an extremely strong PH of 1. If you were to take stomach acid and drop a penny in it, it would clean it like Brasso. The fish would suffocate and the acid would ill it within 30 to 40 seconds.
"The acid would burn its gills and nervous system, eventually dissolving it bones and all. It would be a very unpleasant way to go."
PunchThe source added: "Ben was pleased as punch - a lot of other people just thought he was an idiot.
"It was a black tie do but he rocked up in a suit with Aviators sticking out the pocket giving it the big 'I am'.
"He was lording it up and getting a lot of female attention. Word has it that he left with a young lady that evening."
It's not the first time a TV personality has hit headlines for eating a live animal. Infamously, comedian Freddie Starr was accused of eating a girlfriend's hamster in 1986. Although Starr has since denied the incident, it has gone down in popular British culture as his defining moment.
Ben now faces tough questions from the RSPCA, which last night said it would investigate our evidence.
Spokesman Rob Harris said: "The RSPCA is very concerned about this story and condemns any action that causes suffering to animals.
"There's a debate about whether fish can feel pain or not, but the RSPCA believes they should be treated with respect.
"After hearing of this particular case, we would encourage anyone holding any evidence of this to contact us on 0300 1234 999."
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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TLDR ~ Post the condensed version please,


Someone eat a goldfish and....?
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PETA sucks.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Years ago I ate a whole french-fry basket full of them ina contest and I was the loser. Little fuckers fins stick in you on their way down. It was instant death for them with nothing but a belly full of tequila waiting for them.

Those were the days...
Fug duh kund
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#5
I love it when grandad tells me stories.


You got my vote.
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NaNo Wrote:I love it when grandad tells me stories.
::laugh:: You're a funny little boy.
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Ever seen the program Jackass?, that was basically me and my friends lives on the drink for about ten years.

I once stapled my earlobe to a wooden mantelpiece "for a laugh".
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/fTNaN5xPQuQ[/flash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTNaN5xPQuQ

::lmao::
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#9
No. Poor fish.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Ever seen the program Jackass?, that was basically me and my friends lives on the drink for about ten years.

I once stapled my earlobe to a wooden mantelpiece "for a laugh".
And now you're just a crazy old bastard who hoards hamsters and needs a rubber mat in the shower to avoid slipping and breaking a hip.
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#11
Why can't we eat goldfish live and decrease their surplus population? They eat dogs and cats all over the place... what's a tiny junky fish worth 30 minutes of prison time?
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What's the big deal....it's just REALLY FRESH sushi.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Ever seen the program Jackass?, that was basically me and my friends lives on the drink for about ten years.

I once stapled my earlobe to a wooden mantelpiece "for a laugh".

I'm not surprised.

Are these the same friends that joke about fisting you in bars?
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#14
Yeah, we also simulate blow jobs and anal sex with each other.

That's because we are heterosexual males 100% secure in our sexuality so we can do it and laugh if off.

You don't do it with your friends because you are afraid you will get a raging boner.

::pdance::


We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#15
I don't simulate blow jobs or anal sex with my friends because we graduated from school a long time ago. We're just not moronic like that. We also don't get off on bathroom humor any longer as well.

Grow up, you dysfunctional bitch.
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Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Ever seen the program Jackass?, that was basically me and my friends lives on the drink for about ten years.

I once stapled my earlobe to a wooden mantelpiece "for a laugh".

I'm not surprised.

Are these the same friends that joke about fisting you in bars?
And then go through with it in his mom's basement. While she watches. Then participates with a broom handle up her own ass.
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Middle Finger Wrote:I don't simulate blow jobs or anal sex with my friends because we graduated from school a long time ago. We're just not moronic like that. We also don't get off on bathroom humor any longer as well.

Grow up, you dysfunctional bitch.

I can just imagine you and your preppy friends, standing around like douchebags drinking wine coolers, discussing the price of gold and the latest coin you have polished with yourcocks.

I bet I would "always find you in the kitchen at parties", I bet you and your manchild friends play ironic pictionary and trivial pursuit whilst eatinglarge corndogs suggestively, I imagine a group shot of you and your friends together beingmore camp than a group shot of the village people.

Discussing how icky womens vaginas look like and swapping anecdotes about the last time your shot your load onto a body pilllow instead of inside your wife.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#18
"I don't simulate blow jobs or anal sex with my friends because we graduated from school a long time ago...and we now realize that the actual act is far more satisfying.
Fug duh kund
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I'm outta this thread. I don't accept the bashing of body pillows when they aren't even here to defend themselves.
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