WHAT WOULD YOUR RESPONSE BE?

[cladking]

I tend to side with the teacher but she really should have known better. The next time she's corrected she should stop to think rather than dismissing criticism.

She should also also think about changing her name from Adam to Susan....

Somebody should have thought of it.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

People forget that shit. That everyone matters.

Got to depart with ya on this one darlin. Theres a lot of weezels in the world, and they most definately do not matter

[Cracker]

Since I had no fear of long term repercussions I would make the insolent teacher have a verrrrrry long year, just for my own amusement and to alleviate boredom.

People forget that shit. That everyone matters.

I'm pretty sure you don't matter.
I'm also pretty sure you know it.

Are you mad because I have pussy and you haven't seen a real one for years? Or that you admitted you denied other students a right to an education while you were around?

Either one is pretty bad.

I can help you with the pussy thing: I have a fat friend.

[Donovan]

Since I had no fear of long term repercussions I would make the insolent teacher have a verrrrrry long year, just for my own amusement and to alleviate boredom.

People forget that shit. That everyone matters.

I'm pretty sure you don't matter.
I'm also pretty sure you know it.

Are you mad because I have pussy and you haven't seen a real one for years? Or that you admitted you denied other students a right to an education while you were around?

Either one is pretty bad.

I can help you with the pussy thing: I have a fat friend.

I'm guessing by the way you follow me around the board that you are the fat friend. Thanks but no thanks. You're too bitter about your life being a pile of shit. Go look for a pity fuck somewhere else.

[Duchess]

Do guys really bang someone because they feel sorry for them? I'm genuinely interested in knowing that because it's not the first time I've heard that expression.

[Cynical Ninja]

A teacher who is pigheaded enough to try and defend their own fallibility when they know for a fact they are wrong shouldn't be allowed to be a teacher.

Lets see, someone who never admits they are wrong and is pigheaded?, hmmmmmm that rings a bell somehow.

[Cracker]

I'm guessing by the way you follow me around the board that you are the fat friend. Thanks but no thanks. You're too bitter about your life being a pile of shit. Go look for a pity fuck somewhere else.

Yes, I'm short and fat. My life is complete hell. I really need a man to make everything better for me. I'm looking for a man with more around the middle than up top or down below. Can you please take pity on me?

[Cracker]

Lets see, someone who never admits they are wrong and is pigheaded?, hmmmmmm that rings a bell somehow.

Admitting it is the first step to mental health. I'm glad to see you taking postive steps. Keep up the good work!

[crash]

Yes, I'm short and fat. My life is complete hell. I really need a man to make everything better for me. I'm looking for a man with more around the middle than up top or down below. Can you please take pity on me?

Admitting it is the first step to mental health.

[Cynical Ninja]

mental health.

Very poor vinegar tits.

[Cracker]

What? Jesus, I can't be nice to people. They always get suspicious.

[Middle Finger]

I know several Mockers are parents. What would your response be if your kid brought this home?

Knowing me, I'd probably respond with a letter imitating some of his language. Something like this, perhaps:

Dear Mr. Hilliker,

I know exactly what you mean. We are really feeling you on this. Once I had to tell Alex three times to walk down the stairs quickly because we had to leave for the store, and he resisted. He would say ridiculous, defiant things like "You are not caring about my legs" while inciting his mother to challenge my decision. Although he was correct since he still had on his cast from a broken leg and was very light-headed from medication, we felt he had a blatant disregard for authority and a total lack of respect for his parents. We felt he would just be better off accepting our commands and being as much of a submissive moron as possible.

We have seen to it that our son fully understands the value of just doing what you are told, regardless of the facts.

Sincerely,
Alex's Master

[krystalshores]

That was the best response yet!

[IMaDick]

Ass kisser.

[krystalshores]

Goat licker

[Cracker]

I thought it was stupid and didn't apply. That's just me, though.

An intelligent response works better. The teacher will know why the kid is such a smartass if you do shit like that.

[Donovan]

Do guys really bang someone because they feel sorry for them? I'm genuinely interested in knowing that because it's not the first time I've heard that expression.

Technically only girls can give out pity fucks. Guys say they do, but that's not entirely accurate because guys will basically fuck anything, anywhere, at any time if the right conditions are met. We're total pigs. We call it a pity fuck when we get caught sleeping with some freak or nasty piece of bizness, and we want to save ourselves the embarrassment and razzing that goes with it.

[Riotgear]

Damn it Donovan. I thought we talked about telling the truth and why it's a horrible, horrible mistake. Next thing you know women will be straight forward and honest.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Do guys really bang someone because they feel sorry for them? I'm genuinely interested in knowing that because it's not the first time I've heard that expression.

Yes, it's called "pity-fucking". Gals do it too. It's easy after the fifth glass of wine.

[Ma Huang Sor]

afa the OP....I'd have refused to let the child take the detention, period.

Then the principal and the teacher and I would have had a quick meeting to straighten things out. My son had a "teacher" like this in High School, and we got to the bottom of the teachers personality disorder pretty quickly. He was an A student except for this one class which he got D's and F's in.