Geezer Sex

[Lady Cop]

oh HELLLLL no!

Maggot, this is what your Mom is up to in florida. you think she's down there playing BINGO? you need to get her back to NH where old people bake cookies for their grandkids!

An advertisement featuring senior citizens simulating sexual acts has sparked shock from consumers.

The video campaign, released by organization SaferSex4Seniors.org, is designed to promote safe sex through use of condoms following news that STDs among sexually-active seniors in Florida had risen by 71 per cent over the past five years.

[username]

Gah!!!

Some things are not meant to be seen. Blurg.

[Lady Cop]

think of the broken hips!

[FAHQTOO]

Eww...

[Maggot]

I like the position the black lady was showing........

[Duchess]

God bless 'em.

[JsMom]

All of those positions look very fun.

Minus the Geezers. Ugh God! No offense Teacher

[JsMom]

n.m

[username]

Hahaha! I just watched the video. Damn!

I've never tried position #2. That looks like it would require some pretty decent upper body strength but I think it has the potential to cause a brain aneurysm with all the blood flowing to ur head.

[crash]

There are no words...

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Yea I used to laugh at this kind of shit when I was 20, 30, even 40.
Now however, I find myself taking notes..

[Cracker]

Is this thread for Tommy?

[Lady Cop]

Is this thread for Tommy?

oh shit!

[cladking]

If you can get it up then you should be doing it.

Nothing and no one lasts forever.

Time really does fly and especially fast when you're having fun.

[QueenBee]

I am getting up enough in years to come close to be considered a Geezer. That being said, this still makes me cringe.

[Cracker]

How old do you have to be to not hump? Cracker needs to know. And ramsey needs a benchmark. hahaha

[Lady Cop]

How old do you have to be to not hump? Cracker needs to know. And ramsey needs a benchmark. hahaha

when everything has succumbed to gravity and you wear depends? just guessing.

[cladking]

I don't know what age Franklin was referring to but he grew to a ripe old age;


"I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility, and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissors. If you get a prudent, healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice: that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1,000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part. The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever, so that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections, none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8^thly and Lastly. They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly, being sincerely Your affectionate Friend."

[SIXFOOTERsez]

LOL, them old guys knew how to party no doubt.

[ramseycat]

How old do you have to be to not hump? Cracker needs to know. And ramsey needs a benchmark. hahaha

This from the one that is three years younger than I am. Yea I am sooooooooooooo old. Crackass is stupid.

And I bet it's been a loooonnnnggg time since you got laid. It's clear you need to cuz you're a cranky old bat.