04-17-2012, 04:04 PM
My dear lady, I never lie. The truth is far too much fun.
do you believe in ghosts?
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04-17-2012, 04:04 PM
My dear lady, I never lie. The truth is far too much fun.
04-17-2012, 04:05 PM
(04-17-2012, 04:04 PM)Donovan Wrote: The truth is far too much fun. I agree but no one ever believes that.
04-17-2012, 04:37 PM
04-17-2012, 05:51 PM
I always lie.
I never lie. I sure do amuse myself.
04-18-2012, 01:38 AM
(04-17-2012, 05:51 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I always lie. I'm just glad I could help you find out what a fucked up creature you actually are. I already know your next post will either be a lie or the truth. Brush your teeth after kissing ass.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
04-18-2012, 04:55 AM
(04-15-2012, 10:53 AM)Duchess Wrote: Oh, I'm sorry Darling, that would be me. Didn't know it would frighten you, but since I saw that movie Jumpers, I got some seriously freakish powers. But yes, I experienced plenty, especially in Indonesia, that is on one side pretty hard to explain and on the other quite cute really. There are apparently good and naughty ones. So far I'm lucky to have the good ones deal with me, some are even protectors. Am not sure if I would call them Ghosts, but Angels also fall under that category I believe. I guess just like any kind of company, they also fall under plenty of departments.
04-18-2012, 06:35 AM
(04-18-2012, 04:55 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Oh, I'm sorry Darling, that would be me. Come back, I wasn't scared!
04-18-2012, 02:36 PM
Ok, just keep watching for the shadow and listening to the footsteps.
*crossing my arms in front of my chest and nodding my head while blinking my eyes and wearing a pink Arabian Belly Dancer outfit*
04-18-2012, 02:38 PM
(04-18-2012, 02:36 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Ok, just keep watching for the shadow and listening to the footsteps. Mo, I just think I should tell you that Duchess isn't a goat or a camel. She will want to be held afterward unlike what you're used to she won't just run off and not look back.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
04-18-2012, 03:04 PM
04-18-2012, 05:06 PM
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04-18-2012, 05:17 PM
(04-18-2012, 05:06 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Phew. For a minute there I was worried this thread was going to get weird. Mo is the coolest of the cool. Everything about him is interesting, from where he lives & the pix he posts to his fearless wife, Jelly who jumps out of planes and they have the most adorable child in all of Y. I'm a fan of his, can you tell?
04-18-2012, 05:18 PM
None of this helps me with the shadow person stuck to my feet.
04-18-2012, 06:08 PM
04-19-2012, 02:21 AM
(04-18-2012, 02:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(04-18-2012, 02:36 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Ok, just keep watching for the shadow and listening to the footsteps. You people have very strange mating habits indeed! No wonder God is trying to get rid off you all with those Tornadoes. It must remind him of Soddom and Gonorrhea.
04-19-2012, 09:42 AM
We don't really need the people who are stupid enough to not move out of tornado country so it all kind of works out.
04-19-2012, 10:11 AM
Now there's an idea!
Check out where the worst ones hit, which most people call "Tornado Alley", but I believe that name to be counter productive, so let's form an area in there, calling it "Sunshine State", then start a PR campaign that gives all sorts of Welfare and Tax Breaks to people who don't like to work, build houses from plywood for them to move in, and I tell you, you'll take care of all those leaches of society in no time! Of course you have to get that all done during the quiet season for even those welfare abusing folks ain't THAT stupid.
04-19-2012, 10:33 AM
I view welfare sort of like a payoff. Frankly there's just some people who I don't mind paying to keep out of the workforce. I recop my money hiring illegals to do labor at a drastic discount. At least they work and can't really complain in english.
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