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Speaking of vain...I just got back from tanning, no, I look nothing like that crazy bitch all over the internet...anyhoooo, I broke the fucking bed.
So, I'm laying there and I feel something brush up against my ribs, I'm thinking it was a stray hair from my head blowing around, then I felt it again by my armpit. I turn and look and it's a fucking yellow jacket.
Gotdamn if I didn't slam the top of that bed open and I'm running around that tiny fucking room, naked, like a fucking mad woman possessed.
I'm trying to get dressed as fast as I can, cussing like a sailor and freaking the fuck out. The girl working there is pounding on the door, I'm trying to get away from the bee...and getting dressed at the same time!!
I need a fucking drink or three...I've been traumatized. The bed won't stay open anymore because I broke the hinges... 
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(05-16-2012, 08:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Speaking of vain...I just got back from tanning, no, I look nothing like that crazy bitch all over the internet...anyhoooo, I broke the fucking bed.
So, I'm laying there and I feel something brush up against my ribs, I'm thinking it was a stray hair from my head blowing around, then I felt it again by my armpit. I turn and look and it's a fucking yellow jacket.
Gotdamn if I didn't slam the top of that bed open and I'm running around that tiny fucking room, naked, like a fucking mad woman possessed.
I'm trying to get dressed as fast as I can, cussing like a sailor and freaking the fuck out. The girl working there is pounding on the door, I'm trying to get away from the bee...and getting dressed at the same time!!
I need a fucking drink or three...I've been traumatized. The bed won't stay open anymore because I broke the hinges...
I would have loved to see that!
Are they going to make you pay for the damage? You can say no way! I will sue you people for the mental trauma of being stalked by a killer yellow jacket.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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(05-17-2012, 08:09 AM)ramseycat Wrote: (05-16-2012, 08:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Speaking of vain...I just got back from tanning, no, I look nothing like that crazy bitch all over the internet...anyhoooo, I broke the fucking bed.
So, I'm laying there and I feel something brush up against my ribs, I'm thinking it was a stray hair from my head blowing around, then I felt it again by my armpit. I turn and look and it's a fucking yellow jacket.
Gotdamn if I didn't slam the top of that bed open and I'm running around that tiny fucking room, naked, like a fucking mad woman possessed.
I'm trying to get dressed as fast as I can, cussing like a sailor and freaking the fuck out. The girl working there is pounding on the door, I'm trying to get away from the bee...and getting dressed at the same time!!
I need a fucking drink or three...I've been traumatized. The bed won't stay open anymore because I broke the hinges...
I would have loved to see that!
Are they going to make you pay for the damage? You can say no way! I will sue you people for the mental trauma of being stalked by a killer yellow jacket.
I would have loved to see it too!
No, don't have to pay, the girl said she would have done the same thing, only she said she would have run out the door to the room...naked.
I wouldn't pay anyways...keep the fucking bees out of the rooms.
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WHY??? who the hell wants an arse like that?? ewwwwww
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White women work really hard to NOT have an ass like that.
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(05-16-2012, 08:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: (05-16-2012, 07:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: We've seen your pic in here...it's not like you're an old hag like ramsey...quit putting that shit in your body.
*snort*
Carry on, ladies. You have to admit it is funny watching women tear each other apart. I always smile at it. Sick bitch, I know.
(05-16-2012, 07:37 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I am getting older, I took some pics this morning to upload to show you guys but I feel like it's too graphic.
Do it! Nothing is too graphic. That old guy was talking about sex. What could be worse?
Thinking about sex with you.
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Aussie, are you going to show us the before and after pics?
ME WANTS TO SEE!!!
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(06-12-2012, 06:16 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Aussie, are you going to show us the before and after pics?
ME WANTS TO SEE!!!
I've read about some sites that you might enjoy..
bestgore.com
rotten.com
ifuckedmyfaceup.com
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Maybe not crash, maybe it's fabulous! If she shows us we will know it turned out fine. If she doesn't we know it was botched.
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(06-12-2012, 06:28 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Maybe not crash, maybe it's fabulous! If she shows us we will know it turned out fine. If she doesn't we know it was botched.
All the bruising and stuff is gone now. I still have the pics I might upload tomorrow. It's not that graphic, I don't look like Joan Rivers.
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Buy Latisse!!!
Pre Latisse (no mascara):
![[Image: Picture160.jpg]](http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/sueb_/Picture160.jpg)
Post Latisse (no mascara):
![[Image: eyelashes.jpg]](http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/sueb_/eyelashes.jpg)
I like this one because it freaks Maggot out.
![[Image: eyes-1.jpg]](http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/sueb_/eyes-1.jpg)
Watching you!!!
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Latisse really does work. Just be carfeful not to let it touch any other part of your face or body that you don't want hair growing. My girlfriend had hair growing on her eyelid.
I wonder if it would work on a balding man?
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(06-25-2012, 08:47 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Just be carfeful not to let it touch any other part of your face or body that you don't want hair growing.
That freaked me out a little, I think I'll stick with extensions.
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Ima tomboy girly girl. 
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Are you bald, Ma? or getting there?
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I've been bald since I was in my mid twenties. Have a nice friar tuck though, which becomes a buzzcut in the summer (like now).
Women pay me HUGE DOLLARS just to rub my shiny pate. I had no idea women like to do that, but it seems to be "your" fondest desire.
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(06-25-2012, 09:13 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Ima tomboy girly girl.
Is that like a lipstick lesbian, only heterosexual?
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(06-25-2012, 09:29 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Is that like a lipstick lesbian, only heterosexual?
I like pretty things & totally dig shopping for them, I enjoy being a woman but I don't mind getting dirty and wearing a hardhat & shit kickers.
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