Beauty and Fashion Tips for the Ladies of Mock

[Ma Huang Sor]

Burt's is still available, my wife uses all those little color gloss sticks to make her mouth shiny and pretty. Look at the link in the pic for the URL (see Im learning )

[Ma Huang Sor]

i didn't like the rings either.

i admire the ladies for not schlepping around in ugly pajama bottoms, but making themselves as attractive as they feel, for caring about their grooming and how they present themselves to the world. they are saying i am still a woman and beautiful!

i love gorgeous feminine hats, they do finish an outfit, but have no place/excuse to wear one. haha

I LOVE HotD's hats!! A lady with a very cool retro style.

[Love Child]

Burt's is still available, my wife uses all those little color gloss sticks to make her mouth shiny and pretty. Look at the link in the pic for the URL (see Im learning )

Yes and they still do shampoo and lotions but no longer makeup.
Clorox bought burts bees. : (
I knew your wife and I had similar taste. ; )

[ZEROSPHERES]

Nothing beats a great tan coupled with the right lip gloss

[aussiefriend]

I am on the waiting list for botox and fillers. I hope this is not going to come back and bite me for revealing this information. I am on the waiting list for this week, but am definate for June. But I want it now.

[ramseycat]

Why do you have to be on a waiting list for that Aussie? Is that how they do things in your country? Here we just make an appointment and go. Not that I have ever had botox. Not a fan of needles.

[sally]

I am on the waiting list for botox and fillers. I hope this is not going to come back and bite me for revealing this information. I am on the waiting list for this week, but am definate for June. But I want it now.

Nothing against botox here, when I'm old and wrinkled I might consider it too. So what are you doing for the bacne and pot belly?

[Ma Huang Sor]

Nothing like a little botulin toxin to plump up that saggy tissue.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I know this REALLY pretty woman, close friend of my wife's. She's gorgeous in a way that it almost hurts to look at her. As good looking as username. Anyway she's a little older and decided to get her eyebrows raised. During the surgery the tubes of oxygen up her nose and throat ignited and set all the soft tissue underneath her face on fire, totally and painfully disfiguring her forever.

That seems to happen a fair amount during procedures like that, it turns out.

[aussiefriend]

So what are you doing for the bacne and pot belly?

Sorry I don't have neither. My tummy is flat, but a little flabby after having a baby, like anyone, I wouldn't say no to a tummy tuck, but then I might be going down a Michael Jackson path. It's pretty extreme. Don't have the other either, but I have never heard it described in those terms. Thank you for that.

I wouldn't mind some laser stuff done.

[Lady Cop]

ever have a glamour shot done?

click:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...rong-.html



WHAT THE HELL! hahahahaha

[ZEROSPHERES]

Ugly Betty Revisited

[sally]

Hey, where did you find that glamour shot of MS?

[username]

I did have a glamour photo done once...many years ago. It was nice...you pay a decent amount of money to go to a seedy motel, put on someone else's dirty clothes and have some idiots that know nothing about make-up or hair get you all dolled up for your pictures.

I wasn't wearing gold lame but the pose they put me in was exactly like that 2^nd or 3^rd picture with the woman holding her collar. Why the fuck would you ever hold your collar like that...?

Needless to say, the photos are buried in a closet somewhere. I've almost posted a copy here once or twice...usually after drinking copious amounts of wine.

[username]

Okay bitches, I need some fashion advice. I'm going to a fundraiser at a country club tomorrow evening. The invite says cocktail attire. Weather, partly cloudy...highs in the upper 60's (I'm giving you everything, dammit).

Can I still wear the proverbial little black dress or not (since it is spring time)? I'm leaning towards wearing a burgundy dress but I like the fit of the black one better.

Either way, I'm wearing sheer black panty hose with some peep toe heels to hide my knobby knees. Thanks, Dick.

[Lady Cop]

the little black dress is ALWAYS appropriate! dress it up or down with accessories.

wear what makes you feel beautiful!

[Ma Huang Sor]

Okay bitches, I need some fashion advice. I'm going to a fundraiser at a country club tomorrow evening. The invite says cocktail attire. Weather, partly cloudy...highs in the upper 60's (I'm giving you everything, dammit).

Can I still wear the proverbial little black dress or not (since it is spring time)? I'm leaning towards wearing a burgundy dress but I like the fit of the black one better.

Either way, I'm wearing sheer black panty hose with some peep toe heels to hide my knobby knees. Thanks, Dick.

LBD is a must. Damn, now I wish I didn't know what you looked like.

[ramseycat]

the little black dress is ALWAYS appropriate! dress it up or down with accessories.

wear what makes you feel beautiful!

Agreed. Bring a light dressy sweater or jacket since it will be chilly.

[Lady Cop]

why is there a *gasp* MALE in this thread?? get out! get out NOW! read post #1.

[Jezreel]

ever have a glamour shot done?

click:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...rong-.html



WHAT THE HELL! hahahahaha

I was just looking at this article today too, funny that it's posted here. There are some hilariously terrible pictures, gave me a giggle, like people of walmart with make up.