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Beauty and Fashion Tips for the Ladies of Mock
Ma Huang Sor Offline
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#161
06-30-2012, 08:59 AM
(06-29-2012, 12:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: YOU DAMN SNOOPY MEN STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD! Taser

Fapping to this thread is one of my guilty pleasures
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#162
06-30-2012, 11:15 AM
(06-29-2012, 12:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: YOU DAMN SNOOPY MEN STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD! Taser



I know all of you real women are doing this shit just for me and I appreciate it.
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#163
06-30-2012, 01:01 PM
(06-30-2012, 08:03 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 09:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 12:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: YOU DAMN SNOOPY MEN STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD! Taser

No.

I'm part girl(mentally, not physically), so I'm going to keep checking/posting in this thread in the vain hope for some GOOD beauty/makeup tips.Blowing-kisses

i like your new avatart Clang, so we can make an exception in your case.

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and actually, some queens could probably be a good source of tips for the ladies. not mentioning any names of course.
in Key West i was a real fag hag, the "boys" liked to dress me up! it was fun at Fantasy Fest! i know you're straight, but you'd have fun there Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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Yeah, if I hadn't been living/hanging out with my brother in 2008 I would have attended the Pride parade/festival in Albany in drag(maybe).
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#164
06-30-2012, 10:02 PM
(06-30-2012, 12:18 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 10:28 PM)sally Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 09:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 12:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: YOU DAMN SNOOPY MEN STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD! Taser

No.

I'm part girl(mentally, not physically), so I'm going to keep checking/posting in this thread in the vain hope for some GOOD beauty/makeup tips.Blowing-kisses

No offense Clang, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Benny Hill makes a prettier woman than you.

????

You've never actually seen me in drag.

No, but I've seen your picture. You're lucky if you can pull off a fat version of Bea Arthur.
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06-30-2012, 10:14 PM
(06-30-2012, 10:02 PM)sally Wrote:
(06-30-2012, 12:18 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 10:28 PM)sally Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 09:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-29-2012, 12:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: YOU DAMN SNOOPY MEN STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD! Taser

No.

I'm part girl(mentally, not physically), so I'm going to keep checking/posting in this thread in the vain hope for some GOOD beauty/makeup tips.Blowing-kisses

No offense Clang, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Benny Hill makes a prettier woman than you.

????

You've never actually seen me in drag.

No, but I've seen your picture. You're lucky if you can pull off a fat version of Bea Arthur.

Sally, don't think I haven't noticed you pulling a couple of great thespians out of your ass.

Benny Hill and Bea Arthur?!?!?!

You da bomb Sally, and at least you're able to give Clang the straight talk he needs.

BTW Clang, when Bea Arthur got herself cleaned up, she was a very handsome woman.
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06-30-2012, 10:38 PM
I was just trying to think of someome he could impersonate, maybe the bus monitor lady? That would even be a good idea for a job for him.
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06-30-2012, 10:57 PM
(06-30-2012, 10:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: BTW Clang, when Bea Arthur got herself cleaned up, she was a very handsome woman.

Indeed, she did. Anyway I'm sure I look better in drag than Rodney Dangerfield(Ladybugs). Maybe even Eddie Izzard.
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06-30-2012, 11:00 PM
(06-30-2012, 10:38 PM)sally Wrote: I was just trying to think of someome he could impersonate, maybe the bus monitor lady? That would even be a good idea for a job for him.

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I may not win any beauty contests but I make a WAY hotter woman than the bus monitor lady.
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06-30-2012, 11:08 PM
(06-30-2012, 10:57 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-30-2012, 10:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: BTW Clang, when Bea Arthur got herself cleaned up, she was a very handsome woman.

Indeed, she did. Anyway I'm sure I look better in drag than Rodney Dangerfield(Ladybugs). Maybe even Eddie Izzard.

I want to see!! Or it isn't happenin'. Smiley_emoticons_fies I don't think you dress up. Prove me fuckin' wrong, Clang!
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07-01-2012, 12:28 AM
I think you two might wear the same size.
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07-01-2012, 01:10 AM
O no honey! I very seriously doubt that.
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07-01-2012, 01:34 AM
Yeah, not interested in seeing that.
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07-01-2012, 02:39 AM
(06-30-2012, 11:08 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(06-30-2012, 10:57 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-30-2012, 10:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: BTW Clang, when Bea Arthur got herself cleaned up, she was a very handsome woman.

Indeed, she did. Anyway I'm sure I look better in drag than Rodney Dangerfield(Ladybugs). Maybe even Eddie Izzard.

I want to see!! Or it isn't happenin'. Smiley_emoticons_fies I don't think you dress up. Prove me fuckin' wrong, Clang!

Can't dressup, until I get a job and move out and get some privacy. Maybe not even then(for awhile anyway). Need to do it right and practice doing makeup so I don't look like a rodeo clown.Blowing-kisses
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07-01-2012, 06:11 AM
so...moving on from drag, i want all you men to GTF outta here so we real women can discuss more important things like the agony of bathing suit season. see ya! Hibye

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07-01-2012, 09:08 AM
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07-01-2012, 09:13 AM
(07-01-2012, 09:08 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: :burp:

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07-01-2012, 09:18 AM
(07-01-2012, 02:39 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-30-2012, 11:08 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(06-30-2012, 10:57 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-30-2012, 10:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: BTW Clang, when Bea Arthur got herself cleaned up, she was a very handsome woman.

Indeed, she did. Anyway I'm sure I look better in drag than Rodney Dangerfield(Ladybugs). Maybe even Eddie Izzard.

I want to see!! Or it isn't happenin'. Smiley_emoticons_fies I don't think you dress up. Prove me fuckin' wrong, Clang!

Can't dressup, until I get a job and move out and get some privacy. Maybe not even then(for awhile anyway). Need to do it right and practice doing makeup so I don't look like a rodeo clown.Blowing-kisses

Get with it, Clang. Bass Ass Grin YouTube has some great makeup videos.
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07-01-2012, 09:48 AM
jsmom could we get a picture of you eating a banana?

Thanks.
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07-01-2012, 09:55 AM
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07-01-2012, 10:28 AM
(07-01-2012, 09:48 AM)IMaDick Wrote: jsmom could we get a picture of you eating a banana?

Thanks.

You just want to see my lips wrapped around something. You dirty old man. Smiley_emoticons_fies
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