05-04-2012, 03:46 PM
lol, dammit, you quoted before I edited. Sorry.
I know who to blame...
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05-04-2012, 03:46 PM
lol, dammit, you quoted before I edited. Sorry.
05-04-2012, 03:47 PM
(05-04-2012, 03:40 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Jesus Christ, MS. Here ya go: Remember the scene in Animal House, when Belushi is walking down the stairs, and the nerd is sitting there playing his guitar? Well, I'm Belushi and needed to smash the fucking guitar. That's what it was like in here this morning.
05-04-2012, 03:50 PM
In your pants?
05-04-2012, 05:02 PM
05-04-2012, 07:28 PM
In your pants?
[/quote] Yes..........let the party commence.........
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
05-04-2012, 08:48 PM
I hate the new people too, there is something about them that isn't right. Mark my words!
ETA: If you have to take anyone let it be Ramsey.
05-04-2012, 09:39 PM
I have always said we need a martyr. Someone who is willing to die for the good of all the bad people. A person that transcends typical stereotype Mock stigma. A horse with no name. a bungee that lost its spring. A twat that vibrates "smoke on the water" A pinatas filled with vomit.
A waterboy with a spoon. A baby with its arm held out holding an apple.........
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
05-04-2012, 09:50 PM
A twat that vibrates "smoke on the water"
wtf..
05-05-2012, 08:08 AM
05-05-2012, 08:14 AM
(05-04-2012, 09:50 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: A twat that vibrates "smoke on the water" Not exactly coming from a twat but an awesome tune nonetheless.
05-05-2012, 08:45 AM
Those guys used to home base out of Stowe. So did Phish
05-05-2012, 10:56 AM
If spy doesn't like the way the forum is going currently why doesn't he do us all a big favour and just fuck off?
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
05-05-2012, 11:39 AM
(05-04-2012, 02:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I just have different expectations now. You are going to have to adapt. It's good you took the first step. There is only so much mindlessness I can stand. Shooting fish in a barrel gets boring after awhile, too. I'm sorry to hear the cows aren't holding your interest. What did you expect? If they can't find a peen after years and years online, you have to know they are defective.
05-05-2012, 11:45 AM
(05-05-2012, 11:39 AM)Cracker Wrote:(05-04-2012, 02:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I just have different expectations now. Good Morning trollop.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
05-05-2012, 11:58 AM
Hey, honey. Don't even pretend you don't miss me. I tell everyone you are my favorite.
05-05-2012, 11:59 AM
(05-05-2012, 11:45 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(05-05-2012, 11:39 AM)Cracker Wrote:(05-04-2012, 02:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I just have different expectations now. And a good morning to Mock's Yokel. How's it hangin'? Short, shriveled and to the left, I'm sure.
05-05-2012, 12:13 PM
(05-05-2012, 11:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(05-05-2012, 11:45 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Good Morning trollop. Given 20 seconds and that thought of my dick, your sex life has just doubled.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
05-05-2012, 12:16 PM
(05-05-2012, 11:58 AM)Cracker Wrote: Hey, honey. Don't even pretend you don't miss me. I tell everyone you are my favorite. Yeah I miss you a little, but that don't mean we will be taking long showers together or exchanging christmas gifts.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
05-05-2012, 12:17 PM
(05-05-2012, 12:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(05-05-2012, 11:58 AM)Cracker Wrote: Hey, honey. Don't even pretend you don't miss me. I tell everyone you are my favorite. That means you love me in DickSpeak. Did Clint Eastwood say that in a movie? I love you, too, Dick. Gotta go, so just PM the poem you wrote for me...
05-12-2012, 03:00 PM
(05-04-2012, 02:40 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Seriously, I don't think you can blame Ma for this place being a little mellow the last few days. Notice who is absent. Without Cracker here posting her shit about race or how she hates this or that, it is more mellow. She isn't in here posting shit about me. Starting threads about cows with bozo hair and mom jeans or how stupid most women are. If that is the stuff you like, then you can go ahead and fill that void. It seems that it's really only her and Fahqtoo that spew the most of the nastiness. Paco and CN bicker a lot but that isn't everyday. Just relax MS, I am sure that things will pick up again. A few mellow days does not mean that Mock and mocking are gone. I wish the next time you fell asleep someone drugged you and had "I should shut the fuck up" tattooed right on that flabby mediocre moron forehead of yours. |
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