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Happy Mothers Day
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#41
05-12-2012, 11:09 PM
(05-12-2012, 10:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: was that the Revolutionary War Dick?




hah sorry
but you mentioned my fat ass.

Do you want to practice at being a mother? Lose the ass and I will show you some stuff that could make you into a mother
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05-12-2012, 11:29 PM
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when my Mom was dating my Dad she had a pic of him in her wallet. her girlfriends all thought she was lying, that it was really Tyrone Power, the hearthrob of the times. [/b]

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Lady Cop,

When I saw that gorgeous picture of your parents, I started to post that he looked like Tyrone Power. I didn't because I figured all of you young ones on here wouldn't know who Tyrone Power was.

Both of my parents were extremely attractive also. When they got married the announcement in the paper said they were the best- looking couple in _______ County. (Wasn't a relative who said that either Smiley_emoticons_smile )

Will always miss them and my only sibling. Age-wise I've outlived all three. I'm not like Maytee, but I do dream about them all of the time, and my dreams are so real - feels like I've had a wonderful visit with them when I wake up. A bittersweet awakening.
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#43
05-13-2012, 03:22 AM
thankyou Teacher. no, not all of us are too young. hah but i don't remember Tyrone personally. oh wait...was that Rudy Valentino? hahahaha

i also believe in dreams, that we get visits.


HAPPY MOM'S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS!

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#44
05-13-2012, 07:47 AM
Happy Mothers Day to all the Mommies of Mock.

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Have a Great Day ladies. Blowing-kisses
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#45
05-13-2012, 09:55 AM
My Mom is still here, obviously old & frail.

I sent her a gift basket with bottles of oils, lotions, & fragrances, it arrived yesterday.

Visited her last week just before returning north.


(Happy Mom's day to all moms)
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#46
05-13-2012, 11:00 AM
Moms, especially old moms still alive are to be cherished. Anyone that has a mom is lucky.

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05-13-2012, 03:05 PM
I have a 99 y/o grandma. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#48
05-13-2012, 04:43 PM
I turned my phone off to sleep last night and drive today. I had 28 messages/texts when I turned it back on around noon.

WTF? I have 3 kids. Why the fuck do other people feel impelled to wish me a happy Mother's Day? (Not this thread, LC, I mean personally.) Like popping out a spawn is some huge accomplishment.

I think it's much more difficult to avoid reproduction. And nobody spills shit in your car.
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#49
05-13-2012, 05:51 PM
Happy Mothers Day! everyone.

Some are with the Angel but never forgotten!

Love the stories!
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05-13-2012, 06:54 PM
(05-13-2012, 04:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: Like popping out a spawn is some huge accomplishment.

I could make a comment about giant twats (well I just did) but I'm just relieved my husband doesn't read here. hah

Besides, mother's day is more about raising the kids versus popping them out, right?
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#51
05-13-2012, 06:59 PM
(05-13-2012, 06:54 PM)username Wrote:
(05-13-2012, 04:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: Like popping out a spawn is some huge accomplishment.

I could make a comment about giant twats

Don't give away to much PI with those huge twat comments.
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05-13-2012, 07:29 PM
Taken from the Toledo Blade Newspaper.

I thought this was a nice picture of the Mayor of Toledo Ohio and his lovely mother. This Mayor wants to stop the violence in Toledo, Ohio.

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Toledo, Ohio Mayor Mike Bell poses in his office with his mother, Ora Bell
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05-13-2012, 07:33 PM
(05-13-2012, 06:59 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(05-13-2012, 06:54 PM)username Wrote:
(05-13-2012, 04:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: Like popping out a spawn is some huge accomplishment.

I could make a comment about giant twats

Don't give away to much PI with those huge twat comments.

Stop piggy backing on my mocks, dammit!
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05-13-2012, 07:34 PM
(05-13-2012, 07:33 PM)username Wrote: Stop piggy backing on my mocks, dammit!

How's the reality show gig going?
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05-13-2012, 11:34 PM
]thankyou Teacher. no, not all of us are too young. hah but i don't remember Tyrone personally. oh wait...was that Rudy Valentino? hahahaha

How did you know that I knew Rudy personally? Yeah, Tyrone, Rudy, and I had some great times together. Sarcastic

Did you know that Tyrone died of a heart attack in 1958 when he was 44? Rudy died in 1926 at the age of 31. I bet a lot of women shed a lot of tears.
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05-06-2013, 01:51 PM


I choose not to create a new thread for this.

Do you all have plans, either for your Moms or something that your kids have planned for you?
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#57
05-06-2013, 02:46 PM
Planning on making a special Mother's Day meal for her(lamb, potatoes, corn and brussel sprouts and cake/some kind of dessert). Also going to try and finish raking leaves and mow the lawn by Mother's Day as per her wishes.
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#58
05-07-2013, 11:00 AM
I've got a wife who told me not to 'blow it' this year, plus a mother and step-mother.

This could be the single worst 'holiday' of them all.

However, I've decided to say fuck it and go golfing with my buddies over the weekend instead.
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#59
05-07-2013, 11:53 AM
Tell them all to meet you at the house at 2pm then send over a male stripper.
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05-07-2013, 12:53 PM
(05-07-2013, 11:00 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've got a wife who told me not to 'blow it' this year, plus a mother and step-mother.

This could be the single worst 'holiday' of them all.

However, I've decided to say fuck it and go golfing with my buddies over the weekend instead.

Ah, I bet that you and the kids will do something special for your wife before you take off, MS.

I went all out for my mom during her visit. I'll send her flowers and some sweets for delivery by Sunday. 800Flowers has some nice gift baskets and dessert deliveries these days. Here's the link in case that's something your two moms would like too.

http://ww12.1800flowers.com/

P.s. Of course, the stripper is the best option, if you can get all three women in the same room after you make your escape...
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