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MONDAY MORNING WOODY
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#21
05-14-2012, 06:53 PM


Oh thank gawd...voice of experience? hah
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#22
05-14-2012, 06:55 PM
I found it interesting....Smiley_emoticons_fies
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05-14-2012, 07:06 PM
I think women with erections are pretty fucking hot. You get the little man in the boat to stand at attention and you're doing something right.
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#24
05-14-2012, 07:28 PM
(05-14-2012, 07:06 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I think women with erections are pretty fucking hot. You get the little man in the boat to stand at attention and you're doing something right.

Who had to bring this up again? ^^^^^^^

Dick's going to lose his mind (up in here, up in here).

Way to fucking go, Ma.
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#25
05-14-2012, 07:38 PM
Ma, FYI, despite all the medical evidence to the contrary, Dick doesn't recognize any similarities between a clit and a penis.

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#26
05-14-2012, 08:01 PM
(05-14-2012, 06:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Oh thank gawd...voice of experience? hah


Well of course...hah
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05-15-2012, 01:49 AM
(05-14-2012, 07:38 PM)username Wrote: Ma, FYI, despite all the medical evidence to the contrary, Dick doesn't recognize any similarities between a clit and a penis.

We've started a prayer chain for his wife if you'd like to join.

They aren't the same.

A clit is not a small penis as you and CN believe.

I'm sure my wife will appreciate the prayers even though she already knows how blessed she is.
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05-15-2012, 05:24 AM
You're the one with the little penis, I get it.
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05-15-2012, 07:46 AM
(05-14-2012, 03:36 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Note to self: remember to check this forum first thing in the morning.


I'm waiting...
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05-15-2012, 09:20 AM
I love it when that happens
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05-15-2012, 10:02 AM
(05-15-2012, 05:24 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: You're the one with the little penis, I get it.

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05-15-2012, 10:36 AM
You dont tell anyone I have a wooden dick, and I'll not explain why you have splinters in your mouth.
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05-15-2012, 10:45 AM
I hate to break poor Dick's heart on this subject but medical science confirms the clitoris and the penis are basically the same organ. Y chromosome dictates (har) development into penis and testes starting around seven weeks, and once the testes form they start kicking in the testosterone levels needed to complete the development of male characteristics. Lack of the Y chromosome = little female.

But--and here's the kicker, folks--the female sex is the DEFAULT position. The clit is NOT a vestigial penis, the penis is an enlarged and testosterone-enhanced clitoris.

We're all chicks with dicks, fellas. All the genital equipment we develop came from vaginal structure and the magic "Y" chromosome. Want a real mind-blower? Next time you're playing with yourself (shut up Dick you know you do) lift up your ballsack and check out that seam that runs the length of your shaft and down your sack. That right there is your "vestigial vagina", the remnant of the opening we all start with, and which fuses shut with the development of the male reproductive organ.

Bummer, huh? Kinda fucks with the whole "male superiority" thing, if you're threatened by that kind of stuff. Good thing I'm a liberal, we love women.

As often as possible.

Here, this link will save you time and stress trying to read stuff. I'll wait.
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05-15-2012, 10:47 AM


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#35
05-15-2012, 11:11 AM
We know you're a pussy Donoboy.

Medically speaking I have a dick.

You do understand that a chomosome makes all the difference in the world.

We all start as an egg and a sperm two cells shitbird.

we don't all end up with a dick.

some people end up with a pussy and some end up being a pussy.

welcome to the real world.
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05-15-2012, 11:14 AM
I'm just glad the vestigial vagina fully seals when the male organs develop. Otherwise, I suspect you horny bastards would be trying to fuck yourselves all day. Unless you needed a titty fix - why women develop breasts at puberty instead of when they are with child, like other animals, is quite the mystery. It almost makes me believe in God, a female God. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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05-15-2012, 11:22 AM
I like the whole faglame thing that goes on here. Most homophobes really want to take it up the backside, so I can understand and be compassionate. Got to be tough being all cooped up in your heads like that.
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05-15-2012, 11:23 AM
(05-15-2012, 11:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm just glad the vestigial vagina fully seals when the male organs develop. Otherwise, I suspect you horny bastards would be tyring to fuck yourselves all day. Unless you needed a titty fix - why women develop breasts at puberty instead of when they are with child, like other animals, is quite the mystery. It almost makes me believe in God, a female God. Smiley_emoticons_wink

Ive often said that it's a good thing I don't have a pussy, or I'd sit with my hand up my skirt all day.
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05-15-2012, 11:50 AM
(05-15-2012, 10:36 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I have a wooden dick

I've got blisters on my fingers...

Little morning Beatles for ya.

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05-15-2012, 11:52 AM
(05-15-2012, 11:11 AM)IMaDick Wrote: We know you're a pussy Donoboy.

Medically speaking I have a dick.

You do understand that a chomosome makes all the difference in the world.

We all start as an egg and a sperm two cells shitbird.

we don't all end up with a dick.

some people end up with a pussy and some end up being a pussy.

welcome to the real world.
I suspect the place you live is not the real world, but thanks for the welcome to delusionville.
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