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Ever know an emotional vampire? Their self esteem comes entirely from what others think of them. They need constant reassurance. You feel drained after you are with them. They make impulsive decisions, are charming, manipulative, seductive...either sexually or like a loving parent...you are always amazed at how easily they got you to trust them. Ultra sensitive to any critism. It's actually a documented personality disorder, "hystrionic".
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Nope, I don't know any Vampires.
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(05-22-2012, 06:40 AM)pspence Wrote: Ever know an emotional vampire?
I see them online but I don't have anyone like that in my social circle irl.
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Yes. I do my best to stay away from them.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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I do know one person that sort of fits that description. She is only on the outside fringes of my life. I would rather she not come any closer.
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Fuck off ramsey, no one asked you.
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My mum.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(05-22-2012, 10:08 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck off ramsey, no one asked you.
Dickley! I'm gonna have to body check your ass.
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(05-22-2012, 11:10 AM)ramseycat Wrote: (05-22-2012, 10:08 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck off ramsey, no one asked you.
Dickley! I'm gonna have to body check your ass.
WTH? Ick.
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(05-22-2012, 11:10 AM)ramseycat Wrote: (05-22-2012, 10:08 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck off ramsey, no one asked you.
Dickley! I'm gonna have to body check your ass.
Please hire a younger lady with a great body to do that.
Thanks
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will this do?
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I can't see her neck.
A guy can't be too careful these days.
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maybe this then?
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@Derk
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Every time he mentions a neck I have the most bizarre urge to go checkout my own.
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Like any of those chicks would look twice at Dickly. Unless it's a double take and then a "dayum, that dude is old!"
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I think neck fucking should be an Olympic sport, so I can see where he's coming from.
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I saw some throat fucking porn. It didn't look like a good time to me.
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Some girls love to gag. Go figure.
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