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#1
05-25-2012, 07:20 AM
Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend!

Fuck you to the naysayers that think being happy on a Friday is stupid.

Hey Ma!! How's things with you today?
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05-25-2012, 09:05 AM
I let the boys play hookey.....we are going to the zoo. I figure its a learning experience. The youngest can't wait to see penguins, the oldest wants to pester the gorrilas, I just can't wait for some good QT.
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05-25-2012, 09:26 AM
It's 28 degrees here and the whole Citeh is naked Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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05-25-2012, 09:53 AM
(05-25-2012, 07:20 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend!

Fuck you to the naysayers that think being happy on a Friday is stupid.

Hey Ma!! How's things with you today?

Not bad. Wife has the morning off and we're going to the gym shortly, then probably a little breakfast.

All this free time is making me crazy, but should be a busy weekend, plus there's a big party Sunday Bass Ass Grin

Thanks for asking.
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05-25-2012, 11:54 AM
I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.

The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.



Happy Friday.
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05-25-2012, 12:42 PM
(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.

The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.



Happy Friday.


Did you do The Robot afterwards?
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05-25-2012, 12:42 PM
The only thing missing is a reference to green pea soup.
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05-25-2012, 12:50 PM
(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.

The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.



Happy Friday.

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05-25-2012, 12:53 PM
(05-25-2012, 09:53 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(05-25-2012, 07:20 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend!

Fuck you to the naysayers that think being happy on a Friday is stupid.

Hey Ma!! How's things with you today?

Not bad. Wife has the morning off and we're going to the gym shortly, then probably a little breakfast.

All this free time is making me crazy, but should be a busy weekend, plus there's a big party Sunday Bass Ass Grin

Thanks for asking.

Put a sock on it.
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05-25-2012, 12:53 PM
(05-25-2012, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.

The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.



Happy Friday.


Did you do The Robot afterwards?

I just got a visual of Use doing The Robert in the McD's bathroom. 115
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05-25-2012, 12:53 PM
(05-25-2012, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.

The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.



Happy Friday.


Did you do The Robot afterwards?

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05-25-2012, 12:53 PM
(05-25-2012, 07:20 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend!

Fuck you to the naysayers that think being happy on a Friday is stupid.

Hey Ma!! How's things with you today?

Put a sock innit.
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05-25-2012, 12:56 PM
Can you imagine a ramsey sockpuppet?
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05-25-2012, 12:57 PM
(05-25-2012, 12:56 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Can you imagine a ramsey sockpuppet?

I don't fucking want to, but now I have to.

Thanks for that.
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05-25-2012, 01:55 PM
(05-25-2012, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote: Did you do The Robot afterwards?

The Funky Chicken.
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05-25-2012, 02:01 PM
(05-25-2012, 01:55 PM)username Wrote:
(05-25-2012, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote: Did you do The Robot afterwards?

The Funky Chicken.

I think I might make The Funky Chicken the offical Friday dance going forward.
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05-25-2012, 04:17 PM
Happy Friday!! Don't have to work this weekend so I'm ADD happy. Have a great 3 day weekend everyone.
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05-25-2012, 04:31 PM
(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.

The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.



Happy Friday.



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05-25-2012, 04:32 PM


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05-25-2012, 04:53 PM
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