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No words....
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
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I'd rather eat my own spleen.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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I wont be able to palm my meat for at least a week now. Thanks a fucking bunch.
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(05-25-2012, 03:50 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I wont be able to palm my meat for at least a week now. Thanks a fucking bunch.
OH just picture Duchess and her rack and you will be fine.
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That's one way to cause instant shrivel. Since they are twins, I guess that's two ways...
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(05-25-2012, 03:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: OH just picture Duchess and her rack and you will be fine.
Duchess has a rack?
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(05-25-2012, 03:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: OH just picture Duchess and her rack and you will be fine.
WTF
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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They never die, they just fokken away.
Please don't tell me what she has arthritis of.
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THE VAGINA BONE!!!
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Like all the Johns are super fine.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(05-25-2012, 06:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: Like all the Johns are super fine.
I think when you get to that stage of your "career" any john is a good john. Ya bitter
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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I wonder if there is a john too ugly to hump? That would suck being turned down by a pro.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I don't know how they kiss something that's ugly & then go on to do the wild thing. *shudders* There's not enough money in the world to overcome ugly/gross.
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(05-25-2012, 06:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: Like all the Johns are super fine.
Can you imagine the smell? Do johns bathe before cruising for hookers?
Those two...speechless.
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I think they are kinda cute for older ladies.
Some men like women who are, um, built.
How do you think half these people reproduce? They don't split in half, people.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Now that someone brought this up earlier, how would you feel personally if your image was being used to help someone jerk off?
Would you feel better if that 'someone' was considered good-looking?
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Yes.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(05-25-2012, 07:07 PM)Cracker Wrote: I wonder if there is a john too ugly to hump? That would suck being turned down by a pro.
It would certainly be a shot to the head if them two old hags both turned down my good hard earned cash.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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