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If you were stuck on a deserted island
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#81
05-30-2012, 10:05 PM
(05-30-2012, 01:38 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Aussie- DarkHorse candidate.

Smiley_emoticons_shocked Very surprised I wasn't the frontrunner.
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#82
05-30-2012, 10:50 PM
I almost went with the name "NekkidKing".

Dang.
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#83
05-30-2012, 11:18 PM
(05-30-2012, 06:00 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-30-2012, 07:09 AM)ESAD Wrote: Fuck sharks I would headbutt them off their surf boards, I would have been the first to join you i mean u has juke box FFS


I'm a rebel and I'm taken 2 people...you're the other one.

Wait, wait...3 people. Me, Crash, ESAD and Cracker.

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05-31-2012, 07:33 AM
A storm had thrown the mocker's ship off course by hundreds of miles....no one saw the sandbar nor listened to Dick's and LC's constant warnings...it's now 3 days later after the current carried them to the island...
LC is checking out the perimeter with her soaked tape measure while MidwestSpy is glancing at her legs. Cracker (who either looks like Angelina Jolie or Mama fell off the train) and Dick are telling everyone to shut the hell up and to go gather the fish they gigged. CinjaNinja is barking not to contaminate the groundwater when Donovan and Ma are digging the well....Ramsey, HairoftheDog, Sally and User are getting into their bikinis ....Ramsey is pouring Duchess and herself a banana marguerita from a secret stash they found in the boat wreckage...6 Footer is making all the ladies hammocks and the ladies are swooning .....Aussie is sobbing while bandaging MF and Esad while Teacher is getting pisst cause no one is listening to her trying to tell everyone the importance of eating mangos for their fiber...Cracker is telling J'Mom to quit kicking sand all over her every time she walks by
Everyone is finally getting ready to go to sleep when suddenly Dick screams "if I find out who keeps shitting next to my leanto I'm going to kick your ass"!

All of a sudden there is the sound of coconuts falling...is it really LC and Mohammed giggling while pounding against the tree again?
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#85
05-31-2012, 07:38 AM
A Mock version of Lord of the Flies
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#86
05-31-2012, 08:46 AM
:HAH: :HAH:
That was really funny Pspence!
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#87
05-31-2012, 08:54 AM
Poor Maggot should have learned how to swim.

He's shark bait for sure.
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#88
05-31-2012, 09:11 AM
(05-31-2012, 08:54 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Poor Maggot should have learned how to swim.

He's shark bait for sure.

Bahahahahahaha!
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#89
05-31-2012, 12:57 PM
I'd be doing more them kicking sand around. Fact.

The story was funny. Someone else should continue it....Bass Ass Grin
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05-31-2012, 01:10 PM
Me and LC banging up a coconut tree. I like it Smiley_emoticons_smile

I bet I'm all cuffed up, gaged and told not to move my ass. The irony.
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#91
05-31-2012, 01:12 PM
I still keep picturing JsMom walking around purposely but trying to decreetly kick sand at Cracker.
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#92
05-31-2012, 01:15 PM
(05-31-2012, 01:12 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I still keep picturing JsMom walking around purposely but trying to decreetly kick sand at Cracker.

More like throwing it in her eyes? Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#93
05-31-2012, 01:21 PM


I was willing to suspend reality for a moment until I saw she had me drinking a banana margarita.
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#94
05-31-2012, 01:23 PM
how the fuck did I get roped into well duty? Because I'm so deep?
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05-31-2012, 01:37 PM
(05-31-2012, 01:23 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: how the fuck did I get roped into well duty? Because I'm so deep?

You got the right job, it's fucking mindless work digging a hole that will never find water.

If you don't like that job, you will really hate swimming for more beer after you're done digging the hole.
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#96
05-31-2012, 01:44 PM
(05-31-2012, 01:10 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Me and LC banging up a coconut tree. I like it Smiley_emoticons_smile

I bet I'm all cuffed up, gaged and told not to move my ass. The irony.

you don't mind being cuffed to tree? Smiley_emoticons_bussi

i hate it when coconuts fall on our heads.

we can wear helmets. 17

but like my coconut bra

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05-31-2012, 01:48 PM
No bras allowed on the Island sorry LC but that shit has to go.
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#98
05-31-2012, 01:53 PM
(05-31-2012, 01:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: No bras allowed on the Island sorry LC but that shit has to go.

I agree.
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#99
05-31-2012, 02:35 PM
(05-31-2012, 01:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: No bras allowed on the Island sorry LC but that shit has to go.

does this mean you don't like the one i made for you with my very own machete? Crying-into-tissue

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05-31-2012, 02:37 PM
(05-31-2012, 02:35 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(05-31-2012, 01:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: No bras allowed on the Island sorry LC but that shit has to go.

does this mean you don't like the one i made for you with my very own machete? Crying-into-tissue

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Females are not allowed to use or have in their possession any machete,or other tool that could cause harm to any of the stranded male members.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
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