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If you were stuck on a deserted island
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05-31-2012, 04:14 PM
Dick's jealous lol. I don't have to be a badass. But accidents happen to people who need it. I sure as hell don't want some old pretend biker on my island harem ERRRRR I mean cooperative, especially one as sexually conflicted as old dick.
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05-31-2012, 04:15 PM
Dickie barters with the locals

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05-31-2012, 04:15 PM
And you fuckers who gave me a shovel...too late for regret now.
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05-31-2012, 04:18 PM
(05-31-2012, 04:15 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Dickie barters with the locals

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What part of deserted didn't you understand?

nobody there but the fag,the breeding stock, the labororers and Me.
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#145
05-31-2012, 04:48 PM
(05-31-2012, 04:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: And you fuckers who gave me a shovel...too late for regret now.

I'll be right behind you. Keep digging.
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#146
05-31-2012, 04:57 PM
If all the men are going to off each other, I demand the right to marry Cracker on the island.

All those in favor of gay marriage and some girl on girl action, say aye!
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#147
05-31-2012, 05:27 PM
my hut if anyone wants to share.


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05-31-2012, 06:09 PM
:packs bags:
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05-31-2012, 06:10 PM
(05-31-2012, 04:57 PM)username Wrote: If all the men are going to off each other, I demand the right to marry Cracker on the island.

All those in favor of gay marriage and some girl on girl action, say aye!

Don't forget your strapon...
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05-31-2012, 06:25 PM
(05-31-2012, 06:10 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(05-31-2012, 04:57 PM)username Wrote: If all the men are going to off each other, I demand the right to marry Cracker on the island.

All those in favor of gay marriage and some girl on girl action, say aye!

Don't forget your strapon...

Oh yuk.

It's stuff like that that convinces me I'd make a horrible lesbian.
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05-31-2012, 06:28 PM
You won't even know I'm here just the whiring nose of my video camera.
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05-31-2012, 06:58 PM
Don't worry, user, none of these marshmallows is sneaky enough to take me out. And I would make a damn fine lesbian om nom nom.
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05-31-2012, 07:16 PM
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05-31-2012, 07:24 PM
(05-31-2012, 04:15 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Dickie barters with the locals

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That is hilarious!
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#155
05-31-2012, 08:35 PM
But hey! Do the Christian thing and put some clothes on those heathens and strike the fear of God into them to save them from their immoral selves..

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05-31-2012, 08:36 PM


Slaves! I'll take two!
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#157
06-01-2012, 02:35 PM
so are we on island time now?

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#158
06-01-2012, 03:43 PM
(06-01-2012, 02:35 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: so are we on island time now?


I vote yes.

If Dick is still being bossy don't tell him where we will be.
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#159
06-01-2012, 03:58 PM
Dickie is busy supervising his banana crew.

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06-01-2012, 04:03 PM
I finished that hole a few hours ago and then filled it back in while no one was watching. And it's probably better if you don't know where dick is now.
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