05-27-2012, 05:18 PM
I want it all back God Dammit.. and I want it back RIGHT NOW!!!
ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER AND STOLE MY PORN STASH?
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05-27-2012, 05:18 PM
I want it all back God Dammit.. and I want it back RIGHT NOW!!!
05-27-2012, 05:27 PM
I blame all the men of Mock.
05-27-2012, 05:47 PM
It was me. I didn't think you would get so worked up over it.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
05-27-2012, 05:59 PM
I surely thought it was one of the guys.
05-27-2012, 06:04 PM
I always back up my porn.
05-27-2012, 06:04 PM
I took it so you and I could get together and find us some big black dudes and know how to service them.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
05-27-2012, 06:06 PM
05-27-2012, 06:08 PM
Oh! I don't think my girlfriend would like me looking for big black cock. But, hey, you can still share the porn.
05-27-2012, 06:09 PM
Fuck you starguard go eat a bag of cocks.
05-27-2012, 06:20 PM
(05-27-2012, 06:06 PM)username Wrote:(05-27-2012, 06:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I took it so you and I could get together and find us some big black dudes and know how to service them. Sorry, I was talking about JS. We are on the hunt for some studs.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
05-27-2012, 06:22 PM
yep....Craigslist just isn't cutting it.
05-27-2012, 06:25 PM
(05-27-2012, 05:18 PM)starguard Wrote: I want it all back God Dammit.. and I want it back RIGHT NOW!!! I moved your thread. While you might very well be an asshole, you are not a news maker.
05-27-2012, 08:05 PM
Okay, okay, you can have your porn stache back.
05-27-2012, 09:06 PM
I have my own porn thank you very much. Complete with bigsausagepizza and gangbangsquad.
05-28-2012, 03:05 AM
If you're slacker enough to leave your basic porn needs vulnerable to the hands of others, you deserve to be high and dry. Moving forward, be a responsible porn-loving adult like the rest of us and put forth some effort. Invite your attractive kinky friends/neighbors over, get 'em all liquored up, seduce them into compromising positions, whip out the cam, upload to your laptop, save to memory USB. All set. No reliance on website administrators, hacking becomes a non-issue... You could be huddled down in the bomb-shelter basement waiting on a hurricane and assuring your family that most of them will probably survive, and still be able to amble over into the corner for a well deserved stress-relieving porn fix.
Time to stop the blame game. Control your own destiny.
05-28-2012, 09:07 AM
Girls masturbate to porn? wtf?
05-28-2012, 10:26 AM
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
05-30-2012, 12:37 AM
Porn Stash?
Is that above or below the belt?
05-30-2012, 12:38 AM
Porn Stash?
This is Mock Forums, they don't involve themselves with such things. |
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