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Ass kisser award Winner announced
#21
(06-03-2012, 07:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

What criteria do you take into consideration when determining the recipient?

I have already answered this question.

I won't be telling anyone what the criteria is, I won't be showing any of my charting or posting any copies of the posts that put a particular poster over the top.

There is a jealous bitch running around in Mock that would make a meal of an ass every chance He got if he knew what I was looking for.
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#22
(06-03-2012, 08:06 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: The recipients awesomeness, for starters.

You can rest assured that your minuscule awesomeness had nothing to do with your winning the contest.
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#23


I don't mind being the kissee but I wouldn't aspire to be the kisser.
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#24
(06-03-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-03-2012, 08:06 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: The recipients awesomeness, for starters.

You can rest assured that your minuscule awesomeness had nothing to do with your winning the contest.

Using you as a yardstick would only yield a couple inches.
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(06-03-2012, 01:26 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-03-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-03-2012, 08:06 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: The recipients awesomeness, for starters.

You can rest assured that your minuscule awesomeness had nothing to do with your winning the contest.

Using you as a yardstick would only yield a couple inches.

I will let you try to understand that you called me the yardstick.hah

I will also let you try to measure up it appears that is what everyone does,why should you be different?
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#26
Reading comprehension isn't a forte of yours I see. So I'll try to 'splain Lucy...if I used you as a yardstick to measure my popularity, we'd have to change yards to inches. Kind of like dumbing it down, but I thought I'd give you another chance at it. For most people a yard is 36 inches...in your case you're a couple inches short of a foot.

Try to keep up. The funny bleeds out when you have to 'splain.
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(06-03-2012, 01:47 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Reading comprehension isn't a forte of yours I see. So I'll try to 'splain Lucy...if I used you as a yardstick to measure my popularity, we'd have to change yards to inches. Kind of like dumbing it down, but I thought I'd give you another chance at it. For most people a yard is 36 inches...in your case you're a couple inches short of a foot.

Try to keep up. The funny bleeds out when you have to 'splain.

If you have to explain a Mock it was cheap,low level and and not cleaver.

I'm wondering if you are ever going to get the hang of this.
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#28
I think it was clever, not a Cleaver, Beaver.

Ward!!! The Beav is being a tard again!
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#30
Beaver Cleaver was one of the all time great names on TV.
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#31
Yes, a model of how to get it wrong. I see why you idolize him.
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#32
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Do you really like me, Wally?
Wally Cleaver: I guess so.
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Do you like me a whole lot?
Wally Cleaver: Look, don't get sloppy on me. I might just slug you one.
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#33
(06-03-2012, 02:03 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Yes, a model of how to get it wrong. I see why you idolize him.

No you don't, you assume you see why just as you assume his picture was a shocker.

Real Mocks are real things, not some bullshit from the mind of a rodent.
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#34
I don't assume shit. The Beav was a fuckin' dumbass, which is why I understand your idolatry of him.
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#35
(06-03-2012, 02:09 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I don't assume shit. The Beav was a fuckin' dumbass, which is why I understand your idolatry of him.

A dumbass whom you keep a picture of on your computer.

Ok, I get it.hah
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#36
Do you just post to see yourself talk? I'm beginning to think so.
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#37
(06-03-2012, 02:15 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Do you just post to see yourself talk? I'm beginning to think so.

Do you just keep replying to maintain your self esteem?
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#38
I'm rubber you're glue.
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#39
Anyway, I'm glad you idolize the Beav. Gotta have heroes.
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#40
You people are boring as fuck.

I was expecting something good to read while I unwind. Big fucking disappointment.

sally is the only one worth a shit.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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