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Ma Huang Sor Offline
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#1
06-07-2012, 12:16 PM
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#2
06-07-2012, 12:41 PM
charity reply.

None of Mocks women could do the stuffed bra thing.
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#3
06-07-2012, 12:42 PM
My boobs are already too big to stuff. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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06-07-2012, 12:51 PM
(06-07-2012, 12:41 PM)IMaDick Wrote: charity reply.

None of Mocks women could do the stuffed bra thing.

You're on the record as being against larger soft breasts (which is not synonymous with "saggy). Granted, I haven't copped many breasts aside from my own, but it seems like preferring only hard ones is inconsistent with your preference for "all real". I think you're a confused breast bigot and not qualified to speak for us women.102
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#5
06-07-2012, 01:15 PM
He probably can't even motorboat properly.
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#6
06-07-2012, 08:18 PM
It just makes me think of plastic surgery. I would love some, except I am too afraid of the surgery and pain and all that shit.
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Midwest Spy Away
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#7
06-07-2012, 08:24 PM
(06-07-2012, 12:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(06-07-2012, 12:41 PM)IMaDick Wrote: charity reply.

None of Mocks women could do the stuffed bra thing.

You're on the record as being against larger soft breasts (which is not synonymous with "saggy). Granted, I haven't copped many breasts aside from my own, but it seems like preferring only hard ones is inconsistent with your preference for "all real". I think you're a confused breast bigot and not qualified to speak for us women.102

I don't believe Dick is a boob man (maybe just a boob, man!)

Anyhow, I am a tit man.

HotD, what would you like to know about men who are blinded by an amazing rack? or are you falling prey to Dicks reverse psychology?
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06-07-2012, 08:35 PM
(06-07-2012, 08:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(06-07-2012, 12:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(06-07-2012, 12:41 PM)IMaDick Wrote: charity reply.

None of Mocks women could do the stuffed bra thing.

You're on the record as being against larger soft breasts (which is not synonymous with "saggy). Granted, I haven't copped many breasts aside from my own, but it seems like preferring only hard ones is inconsistent with your preference for "all real". I think you're a confused breast bigot and not qualified to speak for us women.102

I don't believe Dick is a boob man (maybe just a boob, man!)

Anyhow, I am a tit man.

HotD, what would you like to know about men who are blinded by an amazing rack? or are you falling prey to Dicks reverse psychology?

I just like to play with Dick. The subject doesn't really matter; breasts, taxes, Constitutional Amendments, snatch kissing contests...always interesting to bat it around a bit. I'm pretty aware when psychology's coming at me in reverse; very few dents in my hood.

You are definitely on the record as being appreciative of women and their assets MS; straight up. Tis good.Smiley_emoticons_bussi
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06-07-2012, 08:37 PM
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Midwest Spy Away
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#10
06-07-2012, 08:43 PM
Christina Hendricks is awesome!

Now that I'm addicted to Mad Men, I've come to appreciate her even more. There's one episode where Sterling Cooper is trying to win the business of Honda, and when the Japanese businessmen enter the office they're greeted by Hendricks. They look at her, and one says to the other, 'How does she not fall over?'

You had to be there.
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