JOINING MOCK

[Jimbone]

Thank you all for choosing me as your Mock neighborhood watch leader.

We should start calling her usimmerman.

[ZEROSPHERES]

Jimbone and Clang McFly are at 100% and Aussie is at 80%. What gives?

Please be advised that you have been warned for skimming and acting strangely.

[HairOfTheDog]

I like being warned.

It's like I'm tough and have some street credibility. I feel like I should be wearing a bandana or something. Maybe I could get one of those stick on tattoos.

You're officially a badass, until tomorrow. I knew you had it in you. If you eventually make it to 100% warning level beyond 1 day, a real tattoo may be required. Consult JsMom in that case.

[Jimbone]

I'm profiling you & you used a code word associated with terrorists.

Awesome! This must have something to do with those stories I don't know about... or you're just flirting with me again.

[aussiefriend]

a real tattoo may be required

No needle is coming near me unless it has collagen or botox in it.

[HairOfTheDog]

a real tattoo may be required

No needle is coming near me unless it has collagen or botox in it.

Good to know.

I never believed those rumors that username started about you being a heroin addict anyway.

[username]

a real tattoo may be required

No needle is coming near me unless it has collagen or botox in it.

Aussie is getting an additional warning for warning me, attempting to insert herself in what is a very serious position and basically being a giant, unoriginal, cunt copycat.



Is that a hoodie you're wearing, Aussie?

[Duchess]

User said cunt.

[crash]

Some people shouldn't drink if they're going to get nasty

[Duchess]

I see a warning in your future.

[HairOfTheDog]

a real tattoo may be required

No needle is coming near me unless it has collagen or botox in it.

Aussie is getting an additional warning for warning me, attempting to insert herself in what is a very serious position and basically being a giant, unoriginal, cunt copycat.

You're not terribly fair in wielding your new powers, I must say. I believe those of us who have risen to the rank of "dirty whore" should garner at least a 50% warning.

[Lady Cop]

Good to know.

I never believed those rumors that username started about you being a heroine addict anyway.

heroin?

[username]

I like being warned.

It's like I'm tough and have some street credibility. I feel like I should be wearing a bandana or something. Maybe I could get one of those stick on tattoos.

You're officially a badass, until tomorrow. I knew you had it in you. If you eventually make it to 100% warning level beyond 1 day, a real tattoo may be required. Consult JsMom in that case.

Aussie was forewarned. It was a charity warning about nefarious activities on the site.

Jeebus, people. No wonder I'm the watch leader.

[HairOfTheDog]

heroin?

You never miss anything, LC. On this one, I had time to edit my original post (screw the quoted comments). I hate making errors; makes me want to send in the spelling calvary.

[Duchess]

You're not terribly fair in wielding your new powers, I must say. I believe those of us who have risen to the rank of "dirty whore" should garner at least a 50% warning.

Aussie gave you that warning. You can click on it & see her reasoning.

[Lady Cop]

calvary/cavalry

least i kept that one to myself. hahahaha

cavalry

calvary

[username]

Some people shouldn't drink if they're going to get nasty

Who's nasty?

[aussiefriend]

cunt copycat.

Instant Karma's a bitch and so are you. Hoodies are so last season.

heroine addict

I actually thought you meant heroine.

[Duchess]

Aussie is up to 100%. Go Aussie!

[username]

cunt copycat.

Instant Karma's a bitch and so are you.

I don't see where anyone appointed you neighborhood watch commander.

Stupid poser.